Suburban Senshi Chat #1805 - “Rebuilding lives, one messed up strategem at a time”
#1805 “Rebuilding lives, one messed up strategem at a time”
Dr. Mimi Hanyu
Would be working on solving this damn Silver Crystal Problem her Tomoe-sama ♡ is having, but this damn fool keeps needing to be bailed out.
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Hino Rei Wait, I missed the memo-- HOW ARE YOU ALIVE, AGAIN? ago
Dr. Mimi Hanyu Tomoe-sama needed someone to play Twister with, so he saved me from the Electric Warp :P ago
Hino Rei ... What is this, I don't even ago
Hino Rei Doesn't this *bother* you, Hotaru-chan? ago
Tomoe Hotaru IT'S NOT KAOLINITE, OKAY?!
That's all that matters :< ago
Dr. Mimi Hanyu That's right! I'm no second-rate clone of your poor dead mother like she was, Hotaru-chaaan! ago
Tomoe Hotaru Oh god, please don't suck up to me. I can only tolerate so much. ago
Dr. Mimi Hanyu Hmph. Anyway! I'm hard at work on this Silver Crystal Problem for my Tomoe-sama! :D I came off sabbatical just to do it for him! ago
Dr. Mimi Hanyu How would you like to spend the rest of your life AS A GIRL ago
Jay Daito Wait. Hanyu. Who *WORKS* these days. You're a mad scientist. Why do you WORK? ago
Dr. Mimi Hanyu My Doctorate isn't *fake*, you... you Neanderthal! I actually ENJOY applying the scientific method! and learning, and discovering, and mastering the very forces of nature so I can bend them to my will! HAHAHAHAHAHA! ago
Jay Daito So you just do it for the LULZ, then? ago
Dr. Mimi Hanyu ...If you're going to be so ridiculously non-scientific about it, yes. :P ago
Reverend H. Elios LOL it's the loser convention up in here, yo. Minions unite, yo ago
Jay Daito Oh you're such a "winner", Horse-boy. Weren't you rooming with the Ambiguously Gay Trio for the last however long? ago
Jay Daito Those are names for things you EAT. ago
Tomoe Hotaru Sometimes I would just enjoy punching him in the face, if it wouldn't snap every bone in my wrist. ago
Dr. Mimi Hanyu You really need milk in your diet, Hotaru-chan. As your new Mama it will be my duty to make sure you have a well-balanced, nutritionally sound diet! ago
Tomoe Hotaru YOU AREN'T MY NEW MOTHER AND I'M MENTALLY MUCH OLDER ago
Tomoe Hotaru ...When did my life become this unceasing, ever-more-convoluted nightmare?! ago
Jay Daito About the time you got blown up in a freak lab accident, and your dad made you into a robot filled with the evil powers of Mistress 9 and set a clone of your dead mom to be your caretaker. ago
| April 26, 1997:
Makoto was trying to live with having deep affection for a winged equine, when Prince Demando attacked using Jara Jara Girl, determined to force a final showdown with Sailor Moon. As the Senshi got tied up by the monster's tricks, Princess Kaykuu appeared, trying to kill 'taru for no good reason. Mamoru got duped as easily as a small child. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a precision-guided rose throw from Seiya. Sailor Moon used the Silver Moon Crystal Power Kiss attack to win.
[23:54] * C'est_la_V poses wish you could see it
[23:56] <C'est_la_V> Dr. Phil and Jerry Springer might allow it, but I won't!! Remaining bitter over being tossed aside is bad for the soul!! Selling yourself short only allows you to get on the kiddie rides! Ai no Megami! The Goddess of Love, and her friends, will fix both your broken hearts! You'll reform, or in the name of the Singing Telegram, I'll punish you!!
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