Suburban Senshi Chat #1800 - “Passion Play”
#1800 “Passion Play”

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Kaioh Michiru
is feeling amazing today~ ago CommentLike


Tomoe Hotaru One guess why :/ ago

Artemis D. Cat Oh god ago

Ten'ou Haruka DUDE how can men WALK with this damn thing in their pants I don't get it ago

Doctor Xadium Because men aren't always "at attention"? ago

Ten'ou Haruka You lie! There's no way to stop it without [BLEEP] ago

hino has censored this for the greater good ago

Artemis D. Cat Whoa you can censor facebook? ago

hino has no limits ago

Kyu Bey has consummated his "agreement" with Chiba Mamoru ago

Chiba Mamoru I feel so happy~ ♫ So happy~ ♫ So happy and free and~ ♫ ago

Ten'ou Haruka Oh what the hell it's not at attention anymore ago

Doctor Xadium That's good. That's good. You're reacting normally. ago

Jay Daito But wait if Ten'ou's bread is buttered on the other side, shouldn't this please her, err, him? ago

Ten'ou Haruka Shut up only proper girlflesh moves my muscle ago

Kaioh Michiru can vouch for that ♡ ago

Doctor Xadium TMI ago

Tomoe Hotaru Oh shut up Xadium you've known them for HOW long, this is nothing new ago

Chiba Mamoru I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR ago

Doctor Xadium I suppose I should take that in stride, too? ago

Tomoe Hotaru No, no, that's a whole other level of trauma. ago

Tomoe Hotaru Especially considering how that transformation was likely "achieved". ago

Kyu Bey Oh, he unlocked the achievement quite forcefully ♡ ago

Tomoe Hotaru So now he has something else in common with Furuhata Motoki? ago

Kyu Bey ... I am a super-intelligent alien life form, not some kind of pet! ago

Chiba Mamoru That's not what you said last night~ ♡ ago

Kyu Bey <_< ago

Kaioh Michiru has discovered that her cooking is indeed horrible ago

Tomoe Hotaru :O what dark sorcery is this!? ago

Jay Daito SHOKKU ago

Kaioh Michiru Yes, I had some last night and all I did this morning was... expel the contents of my stomach, to put it mildly. ago

Jay Daito ...there's usually not a time delay with the vomitus after one of your meals. ago

Kaioh Michiru Do be quiet, Jedite :P ago

Chiba Mamoru goes off to explore his MAGICAL GIRL POWERS ago

Ten'ou Haruka Wait what do you mean "his" ago

Kyu Bey Magical girl power is a state of mind, scientifically. ago

Ten'ou Haruka So... he's not a woman? ago

Kyu Bey He's in touch with his inner magical girl. ago

Jay Daito So he's not a woman. ago


Tomoe Hotaru Does he have any powers at all? ago

Kyu Bey I have unlocked his true inner potential after a long, hard night of work~ ago

Tomoe Hotaru Does he have any powers at all. ago

Kyu Bey Not a one. :< ago

Jay Daito RIPOFF ago

Kyu Bey But he does have a wish to collect! ago

Ten'ou Haruka As you know, we have a pretty big insane magical girl problem at the moment ago

Kyu Bey Ahh yes, she wields the Ginzuishiou, does she not? ago

Ten'ou Haruka Can your wish shut that thing down? ago

Kyu Bey If Mister Chiba makes the appropriate wish, it is possible! ago

Ten'ou Haruka A RAY OF HOPE ago

Chiba Mamoru faster than a ray of light i'm flyyying~ ♫ ago

Ten'ou Haruka Mamoru! You need to make your wish! ago

Chiba Mamoru What wish? ago

Ten'ou Haruka You know... the wish Kyubey granted you in exchange for becoming a "magical girl" ago

Chiba Mamoru Oh that one ago

Ten'ou Haruka Yes, that one ago

Chiba Mamoru Already used it ago

Ten'ou Haruka Wait, what? ago

Chiba Mamoru me goes off to be summer camp counselor for all those perky young girls from Lucky☆Star ♫ ago

Ten'ou Haruka OH YOU SON OF A ago

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March 15, 2000: Haruka, Michiru, Setsuna and Hotaru were at the Tokyo Tower, when Beruche attacked using Tesunii, determined to unleash Chaos throughout the universe. As the Senshi got tied up by the monster's tricks, Demando joined them, posing and looking super bad but doing little else. Mamoru got confronted by confusing images of a past life. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a sudden run in biting by Luna. Sailor Moon used the Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss attack to win.


[03:23] <C'est_la_V> "Too many cooks sip the soup??"
[03:24] <=^catablanca^=> "spoil"
[03:24] <@S.X. Aino> "spoil"
[03:24] <FireFly_9> "spoil"
[03:24] <Dr_Xadium> "spoil"
[03:24] <C'est_la_V> OK ALREADY MOH!

My name is Meioh Setsuna. After taking a severe demotion at work even after years of painstaking guard duty and babysitting an ungrateful child who repaid me by trying to steal my man, now it is my task to present you these archives of other people who are generally not me having fun on the internet. So, enjoy it. And tell me what enjoyment feels like because to me it is a dead memory. Dead, like me inside.


Oh, hello dears. Obviously, I, "Michiru", need no introduction, but as a courtesy I shall remind you that I, Kaioh Michiru, scion of the venerable Kanzaki family, am a world-famous concert violinist and painter. Here you shall find a rare and exciting opportunity to browse my exceptional galleria which, of course, features not my own works (which are limited to the eyes of the super-elite) but those of inferior talents to whom I am regrettably indebted for web hosting space. Do enjoy~

Hino Rei here. I am the Head Priestess of the Hikawa Jinja in Azabu-Juuban (where we're currently offering a discount on blessings.) I graduated from Toyo Eiwa's graduate program in business, and I collect many different kinds of manga along with my husband Yuuichiro. You can see some of the various pixel manga I've collected on my old Toyo Eiwa homepage, which Tomoe-hakase has archived for me here. If you'd like to visit the shrine, please do, my grandfather has retired to help run a martial arts dojo in Nerima. So there will be no problems.

So some stories sprawl so significantly that simply sticking to a single canonical continuum is completely constricting, creating conditions ripe for revolutionary revisions to the holistic hierarchy of history itself. Such is the stimulus that spawned the Suburban Senshi Expanded Universe, which I, Sakura Xadium Aino, am part and parcel of! Take a trip into the tantalizing tangle of tales told beyond a town in Tokyo-- twisting and turning through Time and Space, constantly collaborated on by our community of valued visitors!

Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm Jay Daito. I am a man of wealth and taste who has been around for a long, long year and, thanks to the financial sway of my Dark Intellectual Property Management Shell Corporation in the Cayman Islands, I have managed to achieve the long-desired, passionate merger of the venerable Sailor Moon Forums with the Suburban Senshi forums, thus bringing me closer to my goal of world domination happiness and joy for all mankind. Please feel free to click below and partake of the forums, but be warned, I am the only one permitted to Troll the premises~

The sheer amount of data that can be collected on a person in his day and age is truly, astoundingly magnificent, and thanks to the power of Mizunomics Quantum-scale computing and Haruka-san's abysmal security practices, I have been able to amass portfolios on so many people, places and things it's astonishing! Science is truly the god of mankind, and I am deeply in love with its tender intellectual embrace. You may access my data below.

Over the years there have been a lot of subsites and one-off bits of content created by the people of Ten'Aino house, and it's very hard to surface all of that material, so I've taken it upon myself to gather as much of it as I could into one place, which you can access by clicking below:

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Knight Rider, September 24th
February 11th 2018
Ten'ou Haruka

This is why we can't come back to Japan, dears.
February 11th 2018
Kaioh Michiru

Meditations on Stress
February 11th 2018
Tomoe Hotaru

tits tuuf bang a jok
February 11th 2018
Tsukino Chibiusa

May 29th 2018
Souichi Tomoe

Where's the anti-Grimdark Mahjou Shoujo of today?
May 29th 2018
Aino Minako

RIP Charlton Heston
May 29th 2018

Something wonderful happened to me in Paris two...
February 11th 2018
Hino Rei

You can Shut up now.
February 11th 2018

February 11th 2018

I feel... strange.
February 11th 2018
Furuhata Motoki

Check hotmail in Thunderbird
February 11th 2018
Karasuma Akane

It's got a rude Domain name but...
February 11th 2018
Aya Reiko

TNG Rap (Explicit Lyrics yo)
February 11th 2018
Rev. H. Elios

February 11th 2018
Gemini Sunrise / Dr. X

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