Suburban Senshi Chat #1790 - “They make them big in Texas”
#1790 “They make them big in Texas”

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Th' Amarillo Sox, an independent Baseball team in th' Texas Panhandle, got themselves a new mascot... an' boy is he a "happy" fella.

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Tsukino Princess Usagi Oh, I would hit--- I'M JUST NOT FEELING IT I HATE THIS HORRIBLE WAY I TYPE ago

Tomoe Hotaru Dear Amarillo Sox, Please pick a new mascot costume...preferably one that doesn't look like the Halloween costume of a sex offender. ago

Karasuma Akane This is why the Red Sox and White Sox don't use SOCKS as their mascots. ago

Aino Minako But it makes me feel like it's happy to see me!! ago

Tomoe Hotaru I can't believe you just said that. ago

Ten'ou Haruka I can ago

Jay Daito @ turnip-head - You'll feel it if it gets within three feet of you-- that thing is gigantic ago

Ten'ou Haruka Not to Godzilla ago

Jay Daito ....everything is diminished in comparison to Godzilla :P ago

Ten'ou Haruka Godzilla should be the gold standard ago

Furuhata Motoki I touched godzilla once ago

Ten'ou Haruka not sure how to take that, coming from you ago

Gemini Sunrise If Godzilla'd come from Texas he'd be even bigger... taller... shoot, y'all jus mess up mah head :P ago

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December 16, 1999: Haruka was visiting the new amusement park, Dream Land, when Kaolinite attacked using Muurido, determined to re-establish the Dark Kingdom. As the Senshi got tied up by the monster's tricks, Demando joined them, trying to kill 'taru for no good reason. Tuxedo Mask got knocked down, having taken the hit for Usagi. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through inspiration from a corny speech by Tuxedo Mask. Sailor Moon used the Moon Tiara action attack to win.


[08:17] <=^catablanca^=> anyway, nerd-breeding would eventually lead to a super smart race of humanity that either would destroy the world in its own hubris or take over the universe
[08:18] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> holy crap
[08:18] <=^catablanca^=> exactly
[08:19] <=^catablanca^=> SO kami made sure nerds were just obsessive enough to not get out much and have inferior social skills and be infested with acne during high school which is prime mating years
[08:19] <=^catablanca^=> So by the time it clears up the good looking girls are taken by the pretty boys

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Knight Rider, September 24th
February 11th 2018
Ten'ou Haruka

This is why we can't come back to Japan, dears.
February 11th 2018
Kaioh Michiru

Meditations on Stress
February 11th 2018
Tomoe Hotaru

tits tuuf bang a jok
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Tsukino Chibiusa

May 29th 2018
Souichi Tomoe

Where's the anti-Grimdark Mahjou Shoujo of today?
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Aino Minako

RIP Charlton Heston
May 29th 2018

Something wonderful happened to me in Paris two...
February 11th 2018
Hino Rei

You can Shut up now.
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February 11th 2018

I feel... strange.
February 11th 2018
Furuhata Motoki

Check hotmail in Thunderbird
February 11th 2018
Karasuma Akane

It's got a rude Domain name but...
February 11th 2018
Aya Reiko

TNG Rap (Explicit Lyrics yo)
February 11th 2018
Rev. H. Elios

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Gemini Sunrise / Dr. X

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