Suburban Senshi Chat #1780 - “When good kids go badong”
#1780 “When good kids go badong”

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Ten'ou Haruka
So this kid I haven't seen in like 9 years or something has jumped back into my life and f[BLEEP]king everything up ago via BlackBerryCommentLike

 

Jay Daito Did she do the "wine into water" trick with the Magic Space Rock ago

Ten'ou Haruka The whole goddamn bar's turned into EVIAN ago

Karasuma Akane I always thought Sailor Moon was a paragon, to hear people talk, what the hell is this behavior? ago

Mizuno Ami Psychologically it's very simple. A 14-year old girl was burdened with the power of saving the entire world. She then, at the age of 19 or 20, is thrust into a hellish 31st Century future where she has to become the absolute leader, with no proper training or education. She struggles through the Nemesis rebellion and is reviled for "purifying" her enemies' minds. Having no semblance of a normal, ordinary life, she's further sent over the edge by her immasculate husband, her friends jumping ship back to the 21st Century, along with her wayward child. Saddled with the power to alter reality itself, and facing an early midlife crisis, what WOULD an immature young woman do? ago

Karasuma Akane And what about Pluto ago

Jay Daito Pluto's just a b[BLEEP]ch ago

Tomoe Hotaru No, Setsuna-momma lost all her power, all her purpose in life. Where Usagi-san had power thrust upon her, Setsuna-momma knew nothing BUT power. She had only one purpose, and then that was taken away. ago

Reverend H. Elios (Plus she could never jump Endymion's bones, yo) ago

Chiba Mamoru Hey I just don't *do* old women, okay? ago

Jay Daito So what's young for you now? Like, 8? ago

Chiba Mamoru Shut up Jedite get back in my pocket ago

SOUICHI TOMOE BURN! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ago

Tsukino Usagi MAMO-CHAN! ago

Tsukino Usagi MAMO-CHAN ago

Chiba Mamoru ... ago

Tsukino Usagi THERE YOU ARE AFTER ALL THIS TIME ago

Serena Tsukino Hey you can't call Mamoru-sama "mamo-chan" ago

Tsukino Usagi WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?@?!!?! ! ago

Serena Tsukino What are you his mom or something ago

Tomoe Hotaru ... ago

Tsukino Usagi THAT'S MY HUSBAND!!! ago

Serena Tsukino Mamoru-sama doesn't marry old women ago

Tsukino Usagi ÆEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRGGGGHHH ago

Chiba Mamoru has to take a suddenvacation ago

Tsukino Usagi WHO THE HELL ARE YOU LITTLE KID ago

Serena Tsukino Shut up I'm 17! ago

Ten'ou Haruka She's an American exchange student ago

Tsukino Usagi WELL YOU BETTER NOT BE 'EXCHANGING" anything with my *HUSBAND*! ago

Jay Daito (do you even know what that means) ago

Tsukino Usagi NO! BUT I'M SURE IT'S BAD!!! ago

Tomoe Hotaru ...This is NOT going to end well. ago



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April 23, 1997: Reika and Motoki were moping around, feeling depressed, when Queen Nephelenia attacked using Giwaaku, determined to find the Rabbit. As the Senshi huddled around Sailor Mercury, Sailor Saturn appeared, urging the girls to be ruthless and make sacrifices. The Moonlight Knight got kidnapped. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a precision-guided rose throw from the Moonlight Knight. Sailor Moon used a secret weapon that up until that moment had been sitting in plain sight to win.
 


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<FireFly_9> We won't even begin to go into the matter of *Kaolinite*, papa.
<GERMATOID> It was just a game of twister! I SWEAR! Besides, it's not like she was *inert* or anything... she was re-animated! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!


 
My name is Meioh Setsuna. After taking a severe demotion at work even after years of painstaking guard duty and babysitting an ungrateful child who repaid me by trying to steal my man, now it is my task to present you these archives of other people who are generally not me having fun on the internet. So, enjoy it. And tell me what enjoyment feels like because to me it is a dead memory. Dead, like me inside.



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Oh, hello dears. Obviously, I, "Michiru", need no introduction, but as a courtesy I shall remind you that I, Kaioh Michiru, scion of the venerable Kanzaki family, am a world-famous concert violinist and painter. Here you shall find a rare and exciting opportunity to browse my exceptional galleria which, of course, features not my own works (which are limited to the eyes of the super-elite) but those of inferior talents to whom I am regrettably indebted for web hosting space. Do enjoy~



Hino Rei here. I am the Head Priestess of the Hikawa Jinja in Azabu-Juuban (where we're currently offering a discount on blessings.) I graduated from Toyo Eiwa's graduate program in business, and I collect many different kinds of manga along with my husband Yuuichiro. You can see some of the various pixel manga I've collected on my old Toyo Eiwa homepage, which Tomoe-hakase has archived for me here. If you'd like to visit the shrine, please do, my grandfather has retired to help run a martial arts dojo in Nerima. So there will be no problems.

So some stories sprawl so significantly that simply sticking to a single canonical continuum is completely constricting, creating conditions ripe for revolutionary revisions to the holistic hierarchy of history itself. Such is the stimulus that spawned the Suburban Senshi Expanded Universe, which I, Sakura Xadium Aino, am part and parcel of! Take a trip into the tantalizing tangle of tales told beyond a town in Tokyo-- twisting and turning through Time and Space, constantly collaborated on by our community of valued visitors!



Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm Jay Daito. I am a man of wealth and taste who has been around for a long, long year and, thanks to the financial sway of my Dark Intellectual Property Management Shell Corporation in the Cayman Islands, I have managed to achieve the long-desired, passionate merger of the venerable Sailor Moon Forums with the Suburban Senshi forums, thus bringing me closer to my goal of world domination happiness and joy for all mankind. Please feel free to click below and partake of the forums, but be warned, I am the only one permitted to Troll the premises~



The sheer amount of data that can be collected on a person in his day and age is truly, astoundingly magnificent, and thanks to the power of Mizunomics Quantum-scale computing and Haruka-san's abysmal security practices, I have been able to amass portfolios on so many people, places and things it's astonishing! Science is truly the god of mankind, and I am deeply in love with its tender intellectual embrace. You may access my data below.



Over the years there have been a lot of subsites and one-off bits of content created by the people of Ten'Aino house, and it's very hard to surface all of that material, so I've taken it upon myself to gather as much of it as I could into one place, which you can access by clicking below:


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Knight Rider, September 24th
February 11th 2018
Ten'ou Haruka

This is why we can't come back to Japan, dears.
February 11th 2018
Kaioh Michiru

Meditations on Stress
February 11th 2018
Tomoe Hotaru

tits tuuf bang a jok
February 11th 2018
Tsukino Chibiusa

SO HOW BADLY WILL THIS BREAK THINGS
May 29th 2018
Souichi Tomoe

Where's the anti-Grimdark Mahjou Shoujo of today?
May 29th 2018
Aino Minako

RIP Charlton Heston
May 29th 2018
Artemis

Something wonderful happened to me in Paris two...
February 11th 2018
Hino Rei

You can Shut up now.
February 11th 2018
Jedite

~snowfall~
February 11th 2018
hino rei.bot

I feel... strange.
February 11th 2018
Furuhata Motoki

Check hotmail in Thunderbird
February 11th 2018
Karasuma Akane

It's got a rude Domain name but...
February 11th 2018
Aya Reiko

TNG Rap (Explicit Lyrics yo)
February 11th 2018
Rev. H. Elios

test2
February 11th 2018
Gemini Sunrise / Dr. X



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