Suburban Senshi Chat #1779 - “Karma is a bitch in serafuku”
#1779 “Karma is a bitch in serafuku”

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I do believe someone is hacking our homepage. ago via AndroidCommentLike

 

Ten'ou Haruka WTF ago

SOUICHI TOMOE IT WOULD TAKE SOMEONE WITH GOOD TECHNICAL SKILL ago

Tomoe Hotaru Someone clever ago

Tsukino Usagi MOON HACKING... REFRESH! ago

Ten'ou Haruka ...or someone with a magical space rock ago

Tsukino Princess Usagi holy sit?! mana!!1?! ago

Tsukino Usagi Jolene! Jolene! It's you!! There you are!! ago

Tsukino Princess Usagi how da fak iz joleane??/ ago

Meiou Setsuna Perhaps I can explain. After Aino Minako left Crystal Tokyo and induced all the other senshi to follow her back in time, Her Majesty was left all alone. Dejected, she came back to this time and... Well, see for yourself. One of the children she paid to play Chibiusa was named "Jolene." ago

Ten'ou Haruka So why the f[BLEEP]k is she hacking our page!? ago

Meiou Setsuna Oh, I let her in ♡ ago

Ten'ou Haruka ...What ago

Tsukino Usagi THAT'S RIGHT!!! I can give Setsuna-san her powers back in exchange for logging me in so that I can GET EVEN for all the times you guys MOCKED ME!!! ago

Meiou Setsuna Oh yes. That Minako and Xadium, they really Mocked you. Look at #96! They called themselves A BETTER COUPLE than you and Mamoru-sama!! ago

Tsukino Usagi ... ago

Tsukino Princess Usagi y da fak she packed JOLEANE ovar MI!!!?!? ago

Tsukino Usagi Unforgiveable... ago

Tomoe Hotaru (It's not hard to be a better couple than a pedophile and a... "simple" junior high student) ago

Tsukino Usagi OH YEAH?! *uses her ginzuishou so that after two or so years, THOSE TWO GOT DIVORCED* ago

Ten'ou Haruka .................. ago

Tomoe Hotaru B-But Sakura-chan! ago

Tsukino Usagi In the name of the moon, I say-- EAT IT! ago

Jay Daito See... this is what Nemesis got all afraid of. This. Right here. ago

Tsukino Usagi *gives Setsuna-san her powers once more!* ago

Meiou Setsuna My name... is SAILOR PLUTO! MOTHERF[BLEEP]KERS! ago

Ten'ou Haruka o shi ago

Meiou Setsuna And we're just getting started. Oh yes. The age of us being your kicktoys is over. ago

Tsukino Usagi THE MANGA'S CALLED "SAILOR MOON" FOR A REASON, JERKS! GET READY TO FIND OUT WHY!!! ago

Ten'ou Haruka Yeah... mentally undeveloped kid with infinite power at her beck and call, this is why we never have her over for supper. ago

Tsukino Princess Usagi fff I AM NAT FAKING JOLEANE!!111 ago

Tomoe Hotaru This is not going to end well. I can see it. ago



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July 14, 1999: Ms. Haruna was suspicious, thinking the new girl in school is a vampire, when Queen Nephelenia attacked using Sailor Guts, determined to steal the dreams of small children. As the Senshi got tied up by the monster's tricks, Safir joined them, trying to beat the villains by playing their game better than they do. Mamoru got pissed because he was unable to complete his corny speech. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a startling revelation regarding a previously overlooked minor plot point. Sailor Moon used the Moon Healing Escalation attack to win.
 


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My name is Meioh Setsuna. After taking a severe demotion at work even after years of painstaking guard duty and babysitting an ungrateful child who repaid me by trying to steal my man, now it is my task to present you these archives of other people who are generally not me having fun on the internet. So, enjoy it. And tell me what enjoyment feels like because to me it is a dead memory. Dead, like me inside.



IF YOU'D LIKE TO JOIN THE MASSIVE SOCIAL EXPERIMENT I, PROFESSOR SOUICHI TOMOE, AM RUNNING TO TEST THE COLLECTIVE WILL OF HUMANITY AND THE SAILOR SENSHI COMMUNITY CHAT WHERE YOU CAN INTERACT WITH US AND OUR FRIENDS, JUST CLICK BELOW! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Oh, hello dears. Obviously, I, "Michiru", need no introduction, but as a courtesy I shall remind you that I, Kaioh Michiru, scion of the venerable Kanzaki family, am a world-famous concert violinist and painter. Here you shall find a rare and exciting opportunity to browse my exceptional galleria which, of course, features not my own works (which are limited to the eyes of the super-elite) but those of inferior talents to whom I am regrettably indebted for web hosting space. Do enjoy~



Hino Rei here. I am the Head Priestess of the Hikawa Jinja in Azabu-Juuban (where we're currently offering a discount on blessings.) I graduated from Toyo Eiwa's graduate program in business, and I collect many different kinds of manga along with my husband Yuuichiro. You can see some of the various pixel manga I've collected on my old Toyo Eiwa homepage, which Tomoe-hakase has archived for me here. If you'd like to visit the shrine, please do, my grandfather has retired to help run a martial arts dojo in Nerima. So there will be no problems.

So some stories sprawl so significantly that simply sticking to a single canonical continuum is completely constricting, creating conditions ripe for revolutionary revisions to the holistic hierarchy of history itself. Such is the stimulus that spawned the Suburban Senshi Expanded Universe, which I, Sakura Xadium Aino, am part and parcel of! Take a trip into the tantalizing tangle of tales told beyond a town in Tokyo-- twisting and turning through Time and Space, constantly collaborated on by our community of valued visitors!



Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm Jay Daito. I am a man of wealth and taste who has been around for a long, long year and, thanks to the financial sway of my Dark Intellectual Property Management Shell Corporation in the Cayman Islands, I have managed to achieve the long-desired, passionate merger of the venerable Sailor Moon Forums with the Suburban Senshi forums, thus bringing me closer to my goal of world domination happiness and joy for all mankind. Please feel free to click below and partake of the forums, but be warned, I am the only one permitted to Troll the premises~



The sheer amount of data that can be collected on a person in his day and age is truly, astoundingly magnificent, and thanks to the power of Mizunomics Quantum-scale computing and Haruka-san's abysmal security practices, I have been able to amass portfolios on so many people, places and things it's astonishing! Science is truly the god of mankind, and I am deeply in love with its tender intellectual embrace. You may access my data below.



Over the years there have been a lot of subsites and one-off bits of content created by the people of Ten'Aino house, and it's very hard to surface all of that material, so I've taken it upon myself to gather as much of it as I could into one place, which you can access by clicking below:


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Knight Rider, September 24th
February 11th 2018
Ten'ou Haruka

This is why we can't come back to Japan, dears.
February 11th 2018
Kaioh Michiru

Meditations on Stress
February 11th 2018
Tomoe Hotaru

tits tuuf bang a jok
February 11th 2018
Tsukino Chibiusa

SO HOW BADLY WILL THIS BREAK THINGS
May 29th 2018
Souichi Tomoe

Where's the anti-Grimdark Mahjou Shoujo of today?
May 29th 2018
Aino Minako

RIP Charlton Heston
May 29th 2018
Artemis

Something wonderful happened to me in Paris two...
February 11th 2018
Hino Rei

You can Shut up now.
February 11th 2018
Jedite

~snowfall~
February 11th 2018
hino rei.bot

I feel... strange.
February 11th 2018
Furuhata Motoki

Check hotmail in Thunderbird
February 11th 2018
Karasuma Akane

It's got a rude Domain name but...
February 11th 2018
Aya Reiko

TNG Rap (Explicit Lyrics yo)
February 11th 2018
Rev. H. Elios

test2
February 11th 2018
Gemini Sunrise / Dr. X



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