Suburban Senshi Chat #1768 - “X's Sakura Taisen V: Episode 0 Story Fansub now Available”
#1768 “X's Sakura Taisen V: Episode 0 Story Fansub now Available”

Now you might be asking yourself, "Why haven't there been many updates lately." And that answer might well properly be "X is a lazy bastard".

While this is true 99% of the time, this is not one of those times. I've been doing a bit of work on the side for my other, neglected site, Sakura Project, and it's taken a bit. Now I'm ready to share the fruits of my labour... here, not there, because I never said I made any sense (And I have to give that site a proper backend, anyway)

What I've done is, with the aid of a dodgy emulation rig, FINALLY played through and captured footage from Sakura Taisen V Episode 0, the prequel to the only officially English-translated Sakura Taisen game ever, and then I overlaid translations onto the text areas (most of them), so you can get a fuller experience of the game than any walkthrough FAQ alone can provide.

There are lots of flaws with the work I've done (audio drift, laggy music, etc.) but I'm not trying to be pitch-perfect-- I don't want to make a substitute for the real product in any case.

So anyway, I present to you, the entire youtube playlist of all 23 stages. There's not much gameplay footage in it from the battle mode because a) I'm not a gamer, and my moves suck, and b) the emulator is laggy as hell even on my hexacore, and 3) it would just be onerous to sit there watching my horrid fights for 45 minutes at a time, and iv) Youtube has me on 15 minute limits for each vid.

That being said, if you're a Sakura Taisen fan, enjoy!

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May 23, 1999: Mika was following a small wandering toddler in hopes of accessing the mythical land of sweets, when Sailor Lead Crow attacked using Super Metallia Youma, determined to conquer Crystal Tokyo in the 30th century. As the Senshi laughed at their implausible enemy, Safir joined them, posing and looking super bad but doing little else. Prince Endymion got impaled in the shoulder. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a sudden World Shaking attack. Sailor Moon used a specially modified pizza-based attack to win.


"You were naked for .2536 seconds!"
-- Kamesennin on the Henshin sequence

My name is Meioh Setsuna. After taking a severe demotion at work even after years of painstaking guard duty and babysitting an ungrateful child who repaid me by trying to steal my man, now it is my task to present you these archives of other people who are generally not me having fun on the internet. So, enjoy it. And tell me what enjoyment feels like because to me it is a dead memory. Dead, like me inside.


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Hino Rei here. I am the Head Priestess of the Hikawa Jinja in Azabu-Juuban (where we're currently offering a discount on blessings.) I graduated from Toyo Eiwa's graduate program in business, and I collect many different kinds of manga along with my husband Yuuichiro. You can see some of the various pixel manga I've collected on my old Toyo Eiwa homepage, which Tomoe-hakase has archived for me here. If you'd like to visit the shrine, please do, my grandfather has retired to help run a martial arts dojo in Nerima. So there will be no problems.

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The sheer amount of data that can be collected on a person in his day and age is truly, astoundingly magnificent, and thanks to the power of Mizunomics Quantum-scale computing and Haruka-san's abysmal security practices, I have been able to amass portfolios on so many people, places and things it's astonishing! Science is truly the god of mankind, and I am deeply in love with its tender intellectual embrace. You may access my data below.

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This is why we can't come back to Japan, dears.
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Kaioh Michiru

Meditations on Stress
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Tsukino Chibiusa

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You can Shut up now.
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I feel... strange.
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Karasuma Akane

It's got a rude Domain name but...
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Aya Reiko

TNG Rap (Explicit Lyrics yo)
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As CEO of Ginga Media Enterprises and a super-famous Crime Fighting Idol, no one knows better than me how important Social Media is to getting your message out there! Here are the different sites we post to, (but mostly they just link to what we do here ^^;;;) Still subscribing is a good way to keep up with updates when we aren't being lazy!!