Suburban Senshi Chat #1712 - “Sailor Moon: La Luna Merde (now you're playing with power...ful crap)”
#1712 “Sailor Moon: La Luna Merde (now you're playing with power...ful crap)”

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[19:20] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Ying-chan found a bunch of screenshots of the Nintendo DS Sailor Moon game...
[19:20] <FireFly_9> Anything good? Are the outers in it?
[19:20] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> No
[19:20] <FireFly_9> ><
[19:21] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Be glad you're not in this...
[19:21] <FireFly_9> Oh?
[19:21] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Sure it looks normal at first...




[19:22] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> But once you start playing, there's no quality...




[19:22] <FireFly_9> Maybe that's just representative of a small area.
[19:22] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> I dunno...




[19:23] <Reverend_H> Is Ami s[BLEEP]tting a rainbow, yo?
[19:23] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Even that wouldn't make this stinker any sweeter!!




[19:24] <FireFly_9> I thought the DS was supposed to allow a good level of graphical quality... what is this?




[19:24] <FireFly_9> (what does that say?)
[19:24] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> (the friendly creeper)




[19:25] <FireFly_9> Why are all the level designs so creepingly saccharine?




[19:26] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> The whole thing looks like it was some other game just resprited and the Sailor Moon brand slapped on it...








[19:27] <FireFly_9> Surely there must be SOMETHING redeeming about this
[19:28] * [gTV]C'est_la_V loads another picture




[19:28] <FireFly_9> ... I see there is not.




[19:29] <Reverend_H> LOL if this is the best "revival" y'all's gonna get you might as well cap yoselves, yo




[19:29] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> It's money, I guess...




[19:30] <FireFly_9> Oh, it's *something*, all right. But money, I doubt that.




[19:31] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Original Screenshots here
[19:32] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> So what do you think we should call this Sailor Moon "DS"?
[19:32] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Sailor Moon DisaSter?
[19:32] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Sailor Moon Dumb S[BLEEP]t?
[19:32] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Sailor Moon Damn Shovelware?
[19:32] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Give us some ideas!!




 






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• 05/27/11 10:54pm

Sailor Moon DS? Looks more like Sailor Moon ADHD, with the f-ton of multicolored blocks and backgrounds. I was kinda interested in the possibilty of an SM game, but...not like this...
Rehash the fighting series, Bandai! You've done like every Naruto game ever, you can make a cool SM fighter.
Also, Happy Hotaru day everybody! La Luna Splende is the best bday gift ever!

CrystalMan • 01/06/11 10:37pm

Diabetic Shock!

/arr.

Bogey • 01/06/11 10:10pm

First one, for obvious reasons. What a load of crud... won't buy it.

Ren Crowler [e-mail] • 01/06/11 01:25pm



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