Suburban Senshi Chat #1708 - “MiST: Job Opportunity from Terry Smith”
#1708 “MiST: Job Opportunity from Terry Smith”

Suburban Senshi's Misery Science Theater 9000

[20:16] <[gTV]Red_Crow> So Ginga TV decided to dump all of five bucks into upgrading your MiST Experience
[20:16] <[gTV]Red_Crow> And we're going to test it out with a Spam email that Haruka got today.
[20:16] <[gTV]Red_Crow> So here goes


Hello




[20:25] <@SpeedRcrX> Hello
[20:25] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Hi Hi!!
[20:25] <// J_Daito //> Hey
[20:25] <Reverend_H> Yo, yo
[20:25] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hay





I' m Terry Smith , I work with a Willgate Lambert inc, England . We supply to




[20:27] <FireFly_9> Does he work with a Wilgate Lambert including England, incorporated in England, or a Wilbert Lambert Incorporated?
[20:27] <@SpeedRcrX> I dunno but I'm glad it's not a Christopher Lambert because then it would be some blind french guy swinging a bigass katana at me with the grace of a lumbering giraffe every damn day and that s[BLEEP]t would be hazardous





the industries here in UK a chemical used for the purification of rough diamonds and




[20:29] <Mdm_Maestro> Ara it polishes Diamonds in the rough, I should use it on you, Haruka.
[20:30] <@SpeedRcrX> :P





precious stones.




[20:30] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Oh yas, i luv stoanes...
[20:30] <@SpeedRcrX> Kidney stones suck ass





This chemical is in high demand here in UK and i found it very cheap in Asia precisely




[20:31] <@SpeedRcrX> Well what luck! I'm in Asia!





Malaysia. it is manufactured in North Korea but because of the Export duties in North Korea and some product cannot be exported directly to UK that is why we buy from Agents,




[20:32] <// J_Daito //> Agent Smith?
[20:32] <GERMATOID> AGENT ORANGE?
[20:33] <FireFly_9> Agent just reading this?
[20:33] <@SpeedRcrX> Pun fail
[20:33] <@SpeedRcrX> But Chibiusa it looks like your Ex Kim Jong's getting into the Meth business
[20:34] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshsh dat facker dewnt nead new drags hez krazi enuff az iz





i need a middle person who can transact the business with me




[20:35] <Reverend_H> Bom chikka wow wow?
[20:35] <@SpeedRcrX> Whoa this email got saucy and cheeky all at the same time.





i stand the risk of losing my job that is the more reason i need a middle person in this transaction(the person am supposed to use as middle man is not buoyant).




[20:36] <// J_Daito //> ...What
[20:36] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> are u gon dew tit undar watar??/
[20:37] <GERMATOID> MAYBE HE WANTS SOMEONE LIKE MR. DATA FROM INSURRECTION WHERE THE FLOATION DEVICE IS BUILT IN? MUAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:37] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> new af hi wents flotatsun devaces, jas threw momoko in2 da paol, har boobs wal dew tit





This business is in this dimension as you will not take my company representative to the main distributor to avoid direct transaction from the source, since this is where we




[20:38] <@SpeedRcrX> In this dimension... what, when did this become like ... mad science?
[20:38] <GERMATOID> IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO SPECIFY A TRANSACTION DIMENSION TO AVOID MISUNDERSTANDINGS WITH THE GREAT OLD ONES
[20:38] <// J_Daito //> I hear that.
[20:39] <FireFly_9> Why is it that this mail suddenly sounds like it was Babelfished into Japanese halfway?
[20:39] <@SpeedRcrX> WRY IS THIS MAIL BABELFISH
[20:39] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> WRI IZ DI MALE





I don't know if we can make this together as this is a long term and continuous business, if this acceptable by you get back to me ASAP. This is a personal deal between you and I, and i hope we make our Partnership /friendship/relationship indelible




[20:41] <// J_Daito //> Well he just went from first base to home in no time flat.
[20:41] <@SpeedRcrX> Parters... to friends... to relations...
[20:42] <FireFly_9> "Indelible". Does this mean we get to write each other's names down together in Sharpie?





if you are interested in this partnership,kindly reply to terry.smith231@gmail.com




[20:43] <GERMATOID> OH NO. WE POSTED THE SPAMMER'S PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL EMAIL ADDRESS TO THE INTERWEBS BY ACCIDENT
[20:43] <// J_Daito //> Whatever will happen now.
[20:43] <FireFly_9> Bad, bad papa. you've breached the Spammer's privacy.
[20:44] * GERMATOID is away: *IS A BAD PANDA*
[20:44] * [gTV]Red_Crow goes to upload this and see if anything breaks





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