Suburban Senshi Chat #1706 - “Christmastime with the Great Satan Internets”
#1706 “Christmastime with the Great Satan Internets”
[16:16] <// J_Daito //> Wow I know the holidays are slow but it's like nothing is going on at all
[16:16] <GERMATOID> OH THINGS HAVE BEEN HAPPENING
[16:16] <GERMATOID> BUT *CERTAIN PEOPLE* HAVE BEEN TOO LAZY TO UPDATE THINGS
[16:17] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Which is unacceptable now that we're going for Internet Ratings.
[16:17] <@Dr. Xadium> ...
[16:17] <@Dr. Xadium> Holidays are a busy time, you know!
[16:17] * GERMATOID ADJUSTS HIS GLASSES
[16:17] <GERMATOID> DON'T WORRY, YOU ALL, I HAVE THIS IN ONE HAND
[16:17] <// J_Daito //> lol what are you watching on those internets
[16:18] <GERMATOID> ^IN HAND
[16:18] * GERMATOID GLARES AT JEDITE
[16:18] <GERMATOID> DON'T MAKE ME TEST OUT MY INVENTION ON YOU, JEDITE-KUN
[16:18] <// J_Daito //> Invention?
[16:18] <GERMATOID> YES!
[16:18] <GERMATOID> BEHOLD!
[16:18] <// J_Daito //> ...
[16:18] <@Dr. Xadium> ...
[16:19] <GERMATOID> I CALL IT THE CAT5 OF 9 TAILS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[16:19] <@Dr. Xadium> That is seriously awesome
[16:19] <GERMATOID> YES
[16:19] <GERMATOID> NOW
[16:19] <GERMATOID> IF YOU DON'T UPDATE... I'M TESTING IT OUT ON YOU! MUAHAHAHAHA!
[16:27] <@Dr. Xadium> ...But I don't have anything
[16:28] * [gTV]Red_Crow points to the Ultraman column waiting to go up.
[16:28] <// J_Daito //> I have something
[16:28] <// J_Daito //> As you all know, this is Christmastime.
[16:28] <// J_Daito //> The time of year, when it is traditional to kill Santa.
[16:29] <[gTV]Red_Crow> I don't think you've got that quite right, Jed
[16:29] <// J_Daito //> So
[16:29] <// J_Daito //> without further ado
[16:29] <// J_Daito //> here is a video on killing Santa.
[16:30] <@Dr. Xadium> Umm, that's not *Santa*, that's *Satan*. You've got it doubly wrong
[16:30] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Not as wrong as that video
[16:30] * // J_Daito // is away: I thank you, and goodnight
[16:31] <[gTV]Red_Crow> That idiot
[16:31] <GERMATOID> I GOT SOMETHING GOOD
[16:31] <GERMATOID> BACK WHEN THIS ALL STARTED JEDITE WAS STILL ON DIALUP, HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE INTERNET
[16:31] <@Dr. Xadium> I remember those days. He seems better at it now.
[16:31] <GERMATOID> WELL THAT'S BECAUSE HE HAD A GUIDE
[16:31] <GERMATOID> I FOUND IT
[16:31] <GERMATOID> IT WAS A VIDEOCASSETTE
[16:31] <GERMATOID> CHECK IT OUT
[16:32] <@Dr. Xadium> ...Oh my god.
| December 22, 1997:
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