Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #17: “SON GOKU BEATS SUPERMAN!”
#17: “SON GOKU BEATS SUPERMAN!”

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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> AWE YEAH! Check out what I saw on alt.fan.dragonball:

The recent issue of WIZARD magazine (133) held an imaginary confrontation between Anime characters and comic book characters:

<// J_Daito //> Because NO ONE ELSE would EVER think about what would happen if Comic Book Characters and Anime Characters did battle.
<FireFly_9> I don't speculate on such things...
<GERMATOID> BECAUSE YOU'RE A BORING BOOKWORM, DEAR
<FireFly_9> ...

But probably the most famous battle in this post is a space duel between Son Goku and Superman. Despite the Man of Steel's strength (gives a haymaker that crashes Goku deep into the moon's surface), invulnerability, heat vision, and his ability to anticipate Goku's Shunken Idou movements (his super-vision detects a particle flux in the teleportation),

<GERMATOID> OF *COURSE* IT DOES!
<// J_Daito //> He ain't that [BLEEP]ing invulnerable when I hit him with my Kryptonite Knucks!

the SSJ Son Goku fries him with a kamehameha, then gives a planet-destroying punch that throws Supes straight for Earth.
However, good guy Goku fears that the fall might kill the Kryptonian,

<// J_Daito //> Man! It's always something
<// J_Daito //> LET THE WEAK DIE AND THe STRONG LIVE

so he teleports to Earth and catches Supes before he goes splat. Our good-hearted Saiya-jin then humbly begs for forgiveness to Supes for the dishonor (it seems that Babidi had tricked Goku

<// J_Daito //> Someone? Tricking. Goku? That is teh imp055ibl3!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't knock my man Son Goku!

into believing that an 8th DB exists in a parallel dimension protected by an invincible-possibly bad- Kryptonian).

<// J_Daito //> Yeah because like, all those times that the set worked with just 7 balls it was a fluke right
<GERMATOID> I SAW SAILOR MOON DO SOMETHING INTERESTING WITH THE 7 BALLZ
<// J_Daito //> lol
<FireFly_9> ?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You don't want to know
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Props to Wizard for not doing the easy thing and picking Supes over Goku.
<FireFly_9> If you like Son Goku so much why do you cheer each time Mr. Satan cons his way into winning the Tenkai-Ichi Budokai?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No one can ever stop Mr. Satan!
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