Suburban Senshi Chat #1653 - “YouTuesday is Definitely NSFW”
“YouTuesday is Definitely NSFW”
[22:05] <@SpeedRcrX> Well, Labor Day's over, and I'm sure that's got a lot of you pissed off.
[22:06] <@SpeedRcrX> So, today I'm taking over Youtuesday with a definitely NSFW edition
[22:06] <@SpeedRcrX> First of all, a video that's a big middle finger to anyone who's ever looked down on you when you were down and then tried to get back in when you got back on top:
[22:08] <@SpeedRcrX> I do believe that's one "f[BLEEP]k you" every 17 seconds.
[22:08] <@SpeedRcrX> And this is a parody of that song for the internets:
[22:09] <GERMATOID> THAT BEAT MAKES ME HAPPY AND JUMPY! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[22:09] <@SpeedRcrX> man your coffee always makes you happy and jumpy
[22:09] <@SpeedRcrX> ...and prone to mad science
[22:10] <@SpeedRcrX> Moving on, we come to abusive workplace environments.
[22:10] <@SpeedRcrX> You know the ones
[22:11] <@SpeedRcrX> where bosses seem all happy and nice, but they really are complete a[BLEEP]les when the doors are closed:
[22:12] <// J_Daito //> I KNEW IT
[22:12] <// J_Daito //> I JUST KNEW IT
[22:12] <// J_Daito //> I knew once he left the Dark Kingdom he'd be up to something
[22:12] <// J_Daito //> GRAH
[22:12] <GERMATOID> WAIT HE WORKED FOR YOU
[22:12] <// J_Daito //> Yes
[22:13] <// J_Daito //> He was our finest creature
[22:13] <// J_Daito //> but then he escaped and we never saw him again
[22:13] <@SpeedRcrX> So yeah you take it on the chin
[22:13] <@SpeedRcrX> And you decide to have some fun before going home by engaging in a little friendly rap battle
[22:14] <@SpeedRcrX> But typically it's the snot-nosed kid who pwns you
[22:14] <@SpeedRcrX> So you go home in defeat
[22:14] <@SpeedRcrX> But you get there a little early
[22:14] <@SpeedRcrX> and you see something hapepning at home...
[22:14] <@SpeedRcrX> something that breaks you
[22:15] <@SpeedRcrX> a horrible secret...
[22:15] <@SpeedRcrX> because it turn out that while you've been away from home, getting pwned on Call of Duty by xxDEATHGRRLXxx
[22:15] <@SpeedRcrX> ...it is your own child that done did you in.
[22:15] <@SpeedRcrX> And she's a profane little thing
[22:16] <// J_Daito //> Yeah well you know what I'd do to her right
[22:16] <GERMATOID> [BLEEP] HER>
[22:16] <// J_Daito //> What
[22:16] <// J_Daito //> Do I look like Chiba "Molestor" Mamoru?
[22:16] <// J_Daito //> No.
[22:16] <// J_Daito //> I would wait till christmas
[22:16] <// J_Daito //> then I would give her an X-box.
[22:17] <GERMATOID> I SHOULDN'T BE LAUGHING, BUT I AM! MUAHAHAHAHAH!
[22:17] <@SpeedRcrX> You always laugh man
[22:17] <// J_Daito //> No but see
[22:18] <// J_Daito //> instead of clothes in there
[22:18] <// J_Daito //> instead of clothes
[22:18] <// J_Daito //> there would be this
[22:18] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL @ The Fate of Kung Fu Panda
[22:19] <GERMATOID> THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH THAT, JEDITE
[22:19] <GERMATOID> IS THAT ONE DAY THAT KID WILL GROW UP
[22:19] <GERMATOID> AND BECOME ENRAGED
[22:19] <GERMATOID> AND THEN WILL DO THINGS LIKE THIS
[22:22] <@SpeedRcrX> Well evne if that doesn't happen
[22:22] <@SpeedRcrX> you settle in after a long day and once the kid shuts up
[22:22] <@SpeedRcrX> the pet starts in.
| September 16, 1999:
Chibiusa was stoked after beating up a ventriloquist who got possessed by his dummy, when Para-Para attacked using U-Pasokon, determined to kill Sailor Moon. As the Senshi stared at the ludicrous scene in total shock, Sailor Venus made the scene, refraining from battle while waxing philosophical about the sacrifices that have to be made in war. Tuxedo Mask got duped as easily as a small child. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through Queen Beryl freaking out and calling a retreat. Sailor Moon used the Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss attack to win.
<// J_Daito //> You've had too much of that tasty Coffee, Tomoe! Nobody's gonna buy into a damn technology they can't even pronounce! What the hell is a "Vorbis" anyway?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I think I passed one of those once... from my kidney
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