Suburban Senshi Chat #1641 - “YouTuesday: Movies with Punch! ”

“YouTuesday: Movies with Punch! ”

Mako-chan's YouTuesday

[22:52] <IrnChef_Jovian> Now it's time for another YouTuesday!
[22:52] <// J_Daito //> Aren't you kind of pushing the pun a bit hard
[22:52] <IrnChef_Jovian> Why don't I push my foot up yer butt
[22:52] <// J_Daito //> Hawt~
[22:52] <IrnChef_Jovian> ><
[22:52] <IrnChef_Jovian> The theme today is movies!
[22:53] <IrnChef_Jovian> First off, a neat deleted scene from Kill Bill Part 2 which I really wish they's left in the movie, cuz the second part kinda dragged:

[22:54] <@SpeedRcrX> Wow you actually get to see WHY Bill was so feared
[22:54] <@SpeedRcrX> Awesome
[22:54] <// J_Daito //> All I can say, Ten'ou, is "hung with a rope around his [BLEEP]"
[22:54] <@SpeedRcrX> OH GOD WHY
[22:55] <// J_Daito //> I've seen what you read online, your memory is already desecrated.
[22:55] <IrnChef_Jovian> This next one is a scene related to, but not from the movie, "Black Dynamite"

[22:56] <Reverend_H> DYNAMITE!
[22:56] <Reverend_H> DYNAMITE!
[22:56] <Reverend_H> That man is my f[BLEEP]king hero, yo
[22:56] <FireFly_9> Somehow I think the pacing of that song is off.
[22:56] <Reverend_H> It's perfect to me, yo.
[22:58] <IrnChef_Jovian> Then there's this trailer for a movie based on Lando Calrissian that someone just HAS to make

[22:58] <Reverend_H> Dude they already did
[22:58] <Reverend_H> it's my biography
[22:58] <Reverend_H> When they say "Blackstarr warrior" they mean me, yo
[22:58] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude you're not black.
[22:58] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm sorry.
[22:58] <@SpeedRcrX> Nor are you white.
[22:58] <@SpeedRcrX> Or even Japanese.
[22:59] <@SpeedRcrX> You are whatever the f[BLEEP]k Elysion people are.
[22:59] <// J_Daito //> Idiots. That's the word you're looking for, Ten'ou.
[22:59] <@SpeedRcrX> Yes.
[22:59] <Reverend_H> F[BLEEP]k you, holmes :P
[23:00] <IrnChef_Jovian> This one is just audio, but it's a hilarious radio promo for "Pirhana 3D" by Pulp Fiction's Ving Rhames.
[23:00] <Reverend_H> Marsellus Wallace?!

[23:01] <@SpeedRcrX> OMG LOL if he survives
[23:01] <IrnChef_Jovian> Then from movie heroes we go to people who deserve to be in a different kind of movie altogether, like say for instance, Jackass:

[23:05] <[gTV]Red_Crow> I got one from the news desk again
[23:05] <[gTV]Red_Crow> (NSFW cartoon boobs at the very end)
[23:05] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Apparently some russian credit card hacker got busted the other day
[23:05] <[gTV]Red_Crow> And this guy had his own flash Ad pimping his services
[23:05] <// J_Daito //> Classy
[23:06] <Reverend_H> Dude I wanna see the boobs
[23:06] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Good grief go watch a henshin video
[23:06] <Reverend_H> I see that s[BLEEP]t all the time yo comeon
[23:06] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Here, try not to get too excited, it's an interesting ad:

[23:07] <Reverend_H> Dang yo
[23:07] <FireFly_9> I know someone who had their identity stolen the other day
[23:07] <FireFly_9> I can't condone this.
[23:07] <FireFly_9> Even if the satire is amusing.
[23:08] <Gemini Sunrise> Yeah cuz all Texans are super rich n' live in mansions, right?! :P
[23:09] <@SpeedRcrX> Hey get outta the channel this ain't #NY-kagekidan
[23:09] <Gemini Sunrise> :P
[23:10] <// J_Daito //> I have a delicious one to close this out:
[23:10] <IrnChef_Jovian> Okay everybody that's it for this week!
[23:11] <// J_Daito //> NO I SAID I HAVE ONE

[23:11] <FireFly_9> Oh god ><
[23:11] <Gemini Sunrise> Gawd, ah can never drink juice again

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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hmm... interesting web design. Hotaru, is this how you would write if you were drunk?
<GERMATOID> It's how *I* write when I'm sober! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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