Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1542 - “Mad Science 101 with your special guest lecturer...”
IRC Chat #1542

“Mad Science 101 with your special guest lecturer...”


[12:50] *** Sat Aug 29 2009 - LOGGING START ***
[12:50] *** Topic is - idle devils are the working hands -
[12:50] *** Set by on Sat Aug 29 12:50 2009

[12:50] <GERMATOID> SO WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY JEDITE
[12:51] <// J_Daito //> Sit around making plans about how to seduce / terrify / brainwash young teenagers into giving up their energy for the Neo Dark Kingdom
[12:51] <GERMATOID> AND HOW'S THAT GOING FOR YOU
[12:52] <// J_Daito //> Not very well, Facebook, text messaging and American Idol is stealing all their energy before I can get it
[12:52] <GERMATOID> HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED A CAREER IN MAD SCIENCE
[12:53] <// J_Daito //> I'm not a geek, I don't do science
[12:53] <GERMATOID> :P
[12:53] <GERMATOID> IT'S NOT LIKE YOUR CURRENT JOCK-LIKE METHODS ARE REAPING ANY FRUIT
[12:53] <// J_Daito //> :/
[12:53] <// J_Daito //> I wouldn't know what to do
[12:54] <// J_Daito //> my only experience with mad science has been tasering rats before I eat them
[12:54] <GERMATOID> NOT A BAD START BUT YOU NEED A PRIMER
[12:54] <// J_Daito //> A primer?
[12:54] <GERMATOID> FOR STARTERS WE CAN GET YOU CREATING LIFE
[12:54] <// J_Daito //> every time I try that the girls scream and fire pepper spray in my face
[12:54] <GERMATOID> IN A TEST TUBE
[12:55] <// J_Daito //> I'm not flexible enough to fit in one with a nubile teenager
[12:55] <GERMATOID> (WELL FOR THAT YOU JUST NEED TO MAKE A GIANT SIZED TUBE)
[12:56] <GERMATOID> BUT I MEANT CREATING LIFE FROM SCRATCH
[12:56] <// J_Daito //> How the hell do you do that
[12:56] <GERMATOID> HERE, I HAVE INSTRUCTIONS FOR YOU





[12:57] <// J_Daito //> ...
[12:57] <// J_Daito //> I didn't know Julia Child was steeped in the dark secrets of the Mad Science
[12:57] <GERMATOID> SHE'S A 33RD DEGREE ILLUMINATUS
[12:57] <// J_Daito //> Don't you mean "was"
[12:57] <// J_Daito //> Isn't she dead
[12:57] <GERMATOID> ...
[12:57] <GERMATOID> YES
[12:58] <GERMATOID> OF COURSE SHE IS <_<
[12:58] * GERMATOID is away: >_>
[12:58] *** Sat Aug 29 2009 - LOGGING STOP ***




 






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