Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1528 - “So this is why we baby our cats”
IRC Chat #1528

“So this is why we baby our cats”


[10:21] *** Sat Jul 18 2009 - LOGGING START ***
[10:21] *** Topic is - hardcore -
[10:21] *** Set by @spiritflame on Sat Jul 18 10:21 2009

[10:21] <@SpeedRcrX> So what has everyone been dead or something the last 10 day
[10:21] <@SpeedRcrX> ^days
[10:22] <=^catablanca^=> No but I think the slow developing trainwreck of Chibiusa's life has kind of stunned everyone.
[10:23] <=^catablanca^=> I think Makoto was planning to lead an expedition to the South American jungle to find Ami.
[10:23] <@SpeedRcrX> Why... what would Ami-chan be able to do? It's a little late to sterilize the "Lone horseman of the Apocalypse"
[10:24] <=^catablanca^=> Maybe inject Chibiusa with a sanity drug? Who knows
[10:24] <@SpeedRcrX> (I think Mako just wants to 'save' Ami from Grissom if you know what I mean)
[10:24] <=^catablanca^=> :/
[10:24] <=^catablanca^=> doesn't she HAVE a boyfriend?
[10:25] <@SpeedRcrX> Motoki? I think he's just her beard.
[10:25] <@SpeedRcrX> I mean I'd have dumped his ass ages ago then minute I found out he was still letting little turtles hang out with his little turtle.
[10:26] * =^catablanca^= shivers
[10:26] <=^catablanca^=> you know
[10:26] <=^catablanca^=> it's been *18* years since I woke up out of Cryosleep and kickstarted the Sailor Senshi
[10:27] <=^catablanca^=> It kind of disturbs me to see the paths eveyone's taking <_<
[10:27] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL old cat is old.
[10:27] <@SpeedRcrX> How come you're not dead LOL
[10:27] <=^catablanca^=> Well THAT'S a pleasant question :P
[10:28] <=^catablanca^=> I'm not dead because I'm not an Earth cat, for one thing. Mau cats can live well past 100.
[10:28] <=^catablanca^=> Plus all the leakage from the Silver Crystal exposure over the years has done god knows what to my metabolism and cell structure.
[10:28] <@SpeedRcrX> So wait let me ask you something
[10:29] <@SpeedRcrX> I hear rumors you have a human form.
[10:29] <=^catablanca^=> I do!
[10:29] <@SpeedRcrX> So why are you tooling around as a cat all day?
[10:30] <=^catablanca^=> Because I'm faster, my senses are more acute, I can fit places people can't go, I don't have to worry about buying clothes, I can catch my own meals, and cute girls can't ressit petting me :3
[10:30] <@SpeedRcrX> Oh you dirty old man you XD
[10:31] <=^catablanca^=> Besides it takes a bit of energy to keep up my human form, I'd have to eat a lot more, and I have no claws in that state ><
[10:31] <@SpeedRcrX> You're not a particulary claw-y cat tho
[10:31] <=^catablanca^=> <-- tries to be mellow
[10:31] <@SpeedRcrX> Hey I found a wicked site
[10:32] <=^catablanca^=> .. No internet pr0n please ><
[10:32] <@SpeedRcrX> Not that kind of wicked :P
[10:32] <@SpeedRcrX> A streaming video site filled with computer demos from the 90s and beyond.
[10:32] <=^catablanca^=> Oooh
[10:33] <=^catablanca^=> I have a funny video too, from Microsoft
[10:33] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL it is this one?





[10:35] <=^catablanca^=> hahaha no
[10:35] <=^catablanca^=> it's slightly newer than that





[10:35] <@SpeedRcrX> NOO CLIPPPPY
[10:36] *** [gTV]C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@upperdeck.ginga.tv] has joined #suburbansenshi
[10:36] <+Luna-P> y0 [gTV]C'est_la_V
*** B♡M ChikKA W♡W W♡W~~ ♫
[10:36] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ARTEMIS!!!
[10:36] <=^catablanca^=> Gah!
[10:36] <=^catablanca^=> What?
[10:36] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> I know your tricks!
[10:36] <=^catablanca^=> Huh? Whaddid I do?!
[10:37] <[gTV]C'est_la_V>:
Researchers at the University of Sussex have discovered that cats use a "soliciting purr" to overpower their owners and garner attention and food.

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cats are able to embed a high-pitched cry in an otherwise relaxing purr.

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"How urgent and unpleasant the purr is seems to depend on how much energy the cat puts into producing that cry," said Dr McComb.

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Previous studies have found similarities between a domestic cat's cry and the cry of a human baby - a sound that humans are highly sensitive to.

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Dr McComb said that the cry occurs at a low level in cats' normal purring. "But we think that (they) learn to dramatically exaggerate it when it proves effective in generating a response from humans."

[10:38] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> You've been manipulating me all these years...
[10:39] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL Arty cries like a baby
[10:39] <=^catablanca^=> HEY NO I DON'T!
[10:39] <=^catablanca^=> except after the divorce went through
[10:39] * [gTV]C'est_la_V points at Artemis
[10:40] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> I'm on to you!!
[10:40] * [gTV]C'est_la_V is away: ><
[10:42] <=^catablanca^=> Man I can't catch a break
[10:43] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL the secret cat society illuminati tricks are being busted wide open
[10:43] <=^catablanca^=> Oh shut up ><
[10:43] * @SpeedRcrX is away: lol
[10:43] <=^catablanca^=> <_<
[10:43] <=^catablanca^=> >_>
[10:43] *** =^catablanca^= [arty@ip6943.ginga.tv] has left #suburbansenshi (guys, we have a problem here. the humans are starting to get wise)
[10:43] *** Sat Jul 18 2009 - LOGGING STOP ***




 






Good to see that Microsoft's spending its money wisely on R&D and producing stable, compact software instead of dumb ads to promote half-baked bloatware. :P

SaiyaJedi • 07/19/09 04:05pm



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