Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1518 - “Bye Bye, Miss Ami Pie”
IRC Chat #1518

“Bye Bye, Miss Ami Pie”


[20:50] *** Thu Jun 18 2009 - LOGGING START ***
[20:50] *** Topic is - >< -
[20:50] *** Set by @SpeedRcrX on Thu Jun 18 20:50 2009

[20:51] <@SpeedRcrX> I can't stop thinking about the fact that my mind will forever reference David Carradine not as venerable master Quai-Chiang or even Bill, but only as "the guy who died with a rope tied to his d[BLEEP]k"
[20:51] <@SpeedRcrX> THIS SUCKS ASS
[20:51] <@SpeedRcrX> SO HARD
[20:52] <FireFly_9> ... Why the HELL are we still talking about this
[20:52] <@SpeedRcrX> Because it's seared into my goddamn brain
[20:52] * FireFly_9 gets the Glaive
[20:52] <FireFly_9> Here, let me cut that out for you
[20:52] <Mdm_Maestro> It's pointless, dear. There's nothign to cut.
[20:53] * @SpeedRcrX is away: Imma just get drunk off my ass now
[20:54] <FireFly_9> How is that different from any other day
[20:54] <FireFly_9> I MEAN SERIOUSLY
[20:56] <GERMATOID> NOW NOW, DEAR, ONE OF HER HEROES JUST DIED, GIVE HER A BREAK
[20:56] <FireFly_9> >< I suppose.
[20:56] <GERMATOID> I THINK I'LL STICK WITH IRC FOR THE SERVER, IT'S LIGHT AND EFFICIENT
[20:57] <FireFly_9> Since when have *you* been about practicalities :P
[20:57] <GERMATOID> WHAT CRAWLED UP YOUR BUTT
[20:57] <FireFly_9> Papa!
[20:57] <GERMATOID> ...
[20:57] <GERMATOID> ONLY IN THE H-MANGA DEAR
[20:57] <FireFly_9> THAt'S NOT WHAT I
[20:57] <FireFly_9> ARRGH
[20:58] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
[20:58] * FireFly_9 lets out an exasperated whine
[20:58] <// J_Daito //> hmm
[20:58] <// J_Daito //> who here knows how to work a keitai texting feature
[20:59] * GERMATOID RAISES HAND
[20:59] * GERMATOID RAISES HAND
[20:59] <// J_Daito //> Excellent
[20:59] <// J_Daito //> I'll be up to your basement shortly
[20:59] <FireFly_9> Jedite what are you planning?
DCC Chat Session
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Client: // J_Daito //
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Acknowledging Chat Request...
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[21:00] <GERMATOID> YO
[21:00] <// J_Daito //> Okay, this is Mizuno Ami's number, I want you to send her this text:
[21:02] <// J_Daito //> "Sara is suffocating me, I feel trapped here in the jungle heat. I wish I could escape back to Vegas, I wish I'd paid more attention to your letters, Ami."
[21:02] * GERMATOID RAISES AN EYEBROW
[21:02] <GERMATOID> OKAY SHE'LL NEVER BUY THAT, IT'S TOO VERBOSE FOR AN EMERGENCY TEXT
[21:03] <// J_Daito //> But will she believe Gil Grissom can do text speak?
[21:03] * GERMATOID TRIES IT
[21:10] * GERMATOID SENDS "SARA IZ SUFFOCATING ME, I FEL TRAPPED HER N D JNGL HEAT. I WSH I C%D ESCAPE BAK 2 VEGAS, I WSH ID PAID MO ATTN 2 YOR LETRZ, AMI."
[21:10] <// J_Daito //> By metallia that's almost as bad as the spore-child
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DCC Session Closed


[21:11] *** Mizunomics01 [user001.securenet.05@mizunomics.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[21:11] <+Luna-P> y0 Mizunomics01
[21:11] * Mizunomics01 has recieved the most distressing message.
[21:11] <// J_Daito //> Oh?
[21:11] <// J_Daito //> Do tell.
[21:11] <GERMATOID> ...
[21:11] <Mizunomics01> An... acquaintance of mine is in trouble, as I knew he would be.
[21:12] <Mizunomics01> I... can't stay in Japan any longer.
[21:12] <// J_Daito //> What?
[21:12] <Mizunomics01> I can't explain now.
[21:12] <Mizunomics01> But I need to go to South America and take care of... a problem that I should have dealt with ages ago.
[21:14] <Mizunomics01> Indeed with the stronger Yen vs the local currency, it would make sense for me to base the new Mizunomics out of that area. Remote, secluded, away from prying sateliite eyes, and so close to my Grissom-sama...
[21:14] <FireFly_9> your who
[21:14] <Mizunomics01> Nothing!
[21:14] <Mizunomics01> there was obviously crosstalk in the IRC server
[21:14] <Mizunomics01> Jedite stop hacking my speech
[21:15] <// J_Daito //> What LOL
DCC Chat Session
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Client: Mizunomics01
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Acknowledging Chat Request...
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[21:15] <Mizunomics01> You will admit to that or I will *end* you before I end Sidle.
[21:15] <// J_Daito //> ...
[21:15] <// J_Daito //> Sure
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DCC Session Closed


[21:15] <// J_Daito //> Sorry, watergirl no Senshi, I just had to :P
[21:16] <Mizunomics01> See that you do not do that again :P
[21:16] *** Mizunomics01 [user001.securenet.05@mizunomics.co.jp] has quit IRC (I shall return, one day)
[21:16] * GERMATOID LOOKS AT JEDITE
[21:16] * // J_Daito // looks at Souichi
[21:16] <// J_Daito //> LOL
[21:16] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! LOLē
[21:17] <FireFly_9> ... What did you two just do
[21:17] <// J_Daito //> heheh
[21:18] <// J_Daito //> Aino married, Kino close to getting hitched to turtle-f[BLEEP]ker, Hino engaged, and Mizuno off to kill thewhiny Forensic Scientist who is humping the "bug man" she loves. The inner senshi are FINISHED. I finished them, is what I just did.
[21:18] <GERMATOID> WE
[21:18] <// J_Daito //> Yes, yes, we
[21:18] * @Sakura Xadium Aino is back
[21:18] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Uhh, in point of fact, guyzzz...
[21:19] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Yeah you got rid of Aunt Ami (and Sara Sidle O_o) but you've basically set her on a path of mad science that will see her form a massive complex of robotic-based vengance that will rise to trheaten Crystal Tokyo in the 31st century <_<
[21:20] <GERMATOID> THAT'S BECAUSE OF THE NANITES MY PROTOGE VILUY PUT IN HER THAT MADE HER EVIL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH
[21:21] <// J_Daito //> Hey well that pedophile Kunzite actually triggered her Dorkury transformation first
[21:21] <GERMATOID> WASN'T NEPHRITE THE PEODPHILE?
[21:21] <// J_Daito //> They were all f[BLEEP]ked up, I can't remember who did what animal
[21:21] <FireFly_9> And you were the sane one, Jedite?
[21:22] <// J_Daito //> That's why *I* got frozen whereas the others got killed.
[21:22] <// J_Daito //> Beryl knew where to go if she wanted to start up round two :P
[21:22] * // J_Daito // is away: Evil guys 4, Girly Senshi, 0
[21:22] <FireFly_9> I still don't see how making them HAPPY is winning you anything.
[21:23] <GERMATOID> HAPPY THEM MEANS NO WILL TO INTERFERE WITH OUR PLANS :3
[21:23] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> But what if your plans threaten their happiness??
[21:23] <GERMATOID> THIS IS A MINOR DETAIL WE'LL DEAL WITH LATER
[21:23] *** Thu Jun 18 2009 - LOGGING STOP ***




 






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