Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1484 - “Makoto's Aizen Swordfish Moment. ”
IRC Chat #1484

“Makoto's Aizen Swordfish Moment. ”


[10:26] *** Sun Feb 22 2009 - LOGGING START ***
[10:26] *** Topic is - Beryl has Rheumatoid Arthritis -
[10:26] *** Set by @Dr. Xadium on Sun Feb 22 10:26 2009

[10:27] * @SpeedRcrX is trying to get her hands on The Wrestler
[10:27] <// J_Daito //> So I'm curious
[10:27] <// J_Daito //> You're not even planning revenge on Aino Minako for her putting out those false stories that you and Kaioh were just faking the yuri lifestyle?
[10:27] <@SpeedRcrX> Man
[10:28] <@SpeedRcrX> the thing is ever since she did that the fan letters from Japan have gotten f[BLEEP]king MIXED.
[10:28] <// J_Daito //> Mixed?
[10:29] <@SpeedRcrX> There are people who are saying "We still love you guys!!" and "we are sorry we should have realized it was an act"
[10:29] <@SpeedRcrX> followed by "YOU [BLEEP]ing [BLEEP]ERs I BELIEVED IN YOUR DEEP SOULFUL WOMEN'S LOVE!"
[10:30] <@SpeedRcrX> It's like... now the "normal" people of Japan are willing to give us a pass (though I don't see anything different about us, f[BLEEP]k this discourse) but now our old fans are ANGRY
[10:30] * @spiritflame changes topic to `f[[BLEEP]]k this discourse`
[10:30] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL no
[10:31] * @SpeedRcrX changes topic to `Suburban Senshi: F[BLEEP]k this discourse`
[10:31] <@spiritflame> :D
[10:31] <@SpeedRcrX> So I dunno what I want to do to neko-chan
[10:31] <// J_Daito //> (besides hump her)
[10:31] <@SpeedRcrX> SHUT UP MAN
[10:32] <@SpeedRcrX> Just because I found her recent publicity shots to be droolworthy
[10:32] <@SpeedRcrX> It just means Ihave EYES
[10:32] <@SpeedRcrX> I can keep it in my pants :P
[10:32] <// J_Daito //> 'snot what David Hasselhoff says
[10:32] <@SpeedRcrX> HAR HAR
[10:32] *** IrnChef_Jovian [ironchef@makoskitchen.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[10:32] <+Luna-P> y0 IrnChef_Jovian
[10:33] <IrnChef_Jovian> ...
[10:33] <IrnChef_Jovian> Guys.
[10:33] <IrnChef_Jovian> I need yer help
[10:33] <// J_Daito //> Hi knockers no senshi
[10:33] <IrnChef_Jovian> Jedite. Normally I'd punch ya in the face but I need yer help too.
[10:34] * // J_Daito // raises an eyebrow
[10:34] <// J_Daito //> I'm listening. And so is Mr. Maxxx Power.
[10:34] <IrnChef_Jovian> Mr. Who?
[10:34] <@SpeedRcrX> (that's the name he gave his [BLEEP])
[10:35] <IrnChef_Jovian> ¬_¬
[10:35] <IrnChef_Jovian> I would have figured ya for Mr. Peanut :P
[10:35] <// J_Daito //> Hmph.
[10:35] <IrnChef_Jovian> It's about Motoki.
[10:35] <// J_Daito //> Who?
[10:35] <@SpeedRcrX> (turtle-f[BLEEP]ker)
[10:35] <// J_Daito //> OH HIM.
[10:35] <IrnChef_Jovian> ><
[10:36] <IrnChef_Jovian> Haruka-san, I'd yell at ya, but...
[10:36] * IrnChef_Jovian sighs
[10:36] <IrnChef_Jovian> Last night, I went over to his place to clean up
[10:36] <// J_Daito //> ...In the shower with lots of of soap and heaving?
[10:36] <IrnChef_Jovian> STOP IT WILL YA
[10:37] <IrnChef_Jovian> He lives alone he needs help
[10:38] <// J_Daito //> Psychologial help
[10:45] <IrnChef_Jovian> Again, I'd yell, but...
[10:45] <@SpeedRcrX> What happened, Mako-chan?
[10:53] <IrnChef_Jovian> as I was cleanin' out the bedroom I found these in the bed...




[10:54] <@SpeedRcrX> ...
[10:54] <// J_Daito //> HOW MUCH GRAVEY DOES MOTOKI DOES HE MAKE
[10:54] <IrnChef_Jovian> Goddammit Jedite!
[10:54] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude. Mako. That's... that's seriously f[BLEEP]ked up.
[10:55] <IrnChef_Jovian> I...
[10:55] <IrnChef_Jovian> I love Motoki.
[10:55] <// J_Daito //> OH SNAP
[10:55] <IrnChef_Jovian> But this... this...
[10:55] <IrnChef_Jovian> this f[BLEEP]king obsession he has with that turtle
[10:56] <// J_Daito //> (literally, it seems)
[10:56] <IrnChef_Jovian> DAMMIT JEDITE SHUT UP
[10:56] <// J_Daito //> Hey you're the one who said you needed my help, not that I see how
[10:57] <IrnChef_Jovian> I love Motoki... but that... that f[BLEEP]king turtle Kamekichi is... is making him slip away from me...
[10:57] <IrnChef_Jovian> It's like my old sempai...
[10:57] <IrnChef_Jovian> all over again...




[11:02] <// J_Daito //> Him?
[11:02] <IrnChef_Jovian> YES ><
[11:02] <IrnChef_Jovian> Leaving to go off on f[BLEEP]king adventures across the f[BLEEP]king SEA
[11:02] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> (his descendant will do that too, way in the future)
[11:02] <IrnChef_Jovian> MAN
[11:03] <IrnChef_Jovian> I'm tired of having my heart broken by... adventures... and and by F[BLEEP]KING REPTILES
[11:06] <@SpeedRcrX> (Aren't they amphibians?)
[11:06] <IrnChef_Jovian> WHO CARES
[11:08] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Amphibians consist of three groups of vertebrates: frogs, salamanders and caecilians.
[11:08] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> So no.
[11:08] <IrnChef_Jovian> GOD SAKURA WHAT ARE YOU, AMI-CHAN LITE?!
[11:08] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> ...
[11:08] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> T_T
[11:08] * @Sakura Xadium Aino is away: crying
[11:08] <// J_Daito //> Ha Ha you made sneaky future girl cry
[11:09] <IrnChef_Jovian> DAMMIT.
[11:09] <IrnChef_Jovian> JEDITE.
[11:09] <IrnChef_Jovian> I'VE HAD IT WITH THAT TURTLE.
[11:09] <IrnChef_Jovian> I want Motoki for MYSELF
[11:09] <// J_Daito //> Oooh...
[11:10] <IrnChef_Jovian> If I lose... lose to it... like I lost sempai...
[11:10] <IrnChef_Jovian> No... I want Motoki! I will have him!
[11:10] <@SpeedRcrX> O_o
[11:10] * IrnChef_Jovian is away: GRAH
[11:10] <// J_Daito //> Someone's gone yandere.
[11:11] <// J_Daito //> Dereicous~
[11:11] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> What's what word I'm not up on 20th century Japanese slang
[11:11] <// J_Daito //> Think Kotonoha from School Days.
[11:12] <@SpeedRcrX> A personality that is initially extremely loving and gentle, then at one point becomes deranged or psychotic, often brutally so.
[11:12] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> .....................................
[11:12] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Aunt Mako...?
[11:25] <// J_Daito //> this has been an




[11:26] <// J_Daito //> Aizen Swordfish moment.
[11:26] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude this is some seriously f[BLEEP]ked up s[BLEEP]t right here
[11:26] *** Sun Feb 22 2009 - LOGGING STOP ***




 






All I Have To Say Is Cook Some Turtle Soup Mako ^_^

CoreyZawaski [e-mail] • 02/24/09 03:31am

Never apologize for awesome.

starcat • 02/23/09 05:46am

I dunno if I should claim that I was the reason this happened or not.
Eh why the hell not. I'm the one who told X what yandere was. And showed him the swordfish pic.

... I'm sorry.

Shaldra • 02/22/09 06:07pm



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