Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1464 - “2 girls one movie: Xmas Special: The Santa Clause 3”
IRC Chat #1464

“2 girls one movie: Xmas Special: The Santa Clause 3”

2 girls one movie*
* And nobody else for some reason

[22:39] <starcat!!> I am in double-factorial mode for this because I'm just so excited!
[22:39] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Today we have ourselves a christmas movie to do!
[22:40] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Because... why are we doing this again neechan?
[22:40] <@Darkness Kusanagi> We have Spice World to do tomorrow of all things
[22:40] <starcat!!> You can't screw up Christmas!
[22:40] <starcat!!> Really!
[22:41] <@Darkness Kusanagi> We'll we'll see about that, because it's Santa Clause 3 - The Escape Clause!
[22:41] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I wish I was kidding!
[22:41] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Apparently someone here has a guilty pleasure about these movies.
[22:41] <starcat!!> We're doing this because Christmas is an important economic holiday in the Western world and so people make Christmas movies about it.
[22:41] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I'll let her explain :3
[22:41] <starcat!!> And so we have to watch them.
[22:42] <@Darkness Kusanagi> It's mandatory.
[22:43] <@Darkness Kusanagi> So I guess we should give some background to these movies huh.
[22:42] <starcat!!> (hold on for descriptions, gotta find them <_<)
[22:43] <@Darkness Kusanagi> XD
[22:43] <@Darkness Kusanagi> While we wait!
[22:43] <@Darkness Kusanagi> It'll just be neechan and I doing this one.
[22:43] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Why? Because we decided for a special you should get some quality time with the two girls!
[22:44] <starcat!!> where did the file go D:
[22:44] <starcat!!> I wrote this up I swear
[22:44] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Technical difficulties!
[22:45] <@Darkness Kusanagi> for now how about a shameless plug for-- something.
[22:45] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Actually did you know? Neechan runs Instant Sailormoon!
[22:46] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Wednesdays and Sundays we watch episodes of Sailor Moon, all the way through the series
[22:46] <starcat!!> I do!
[22:46] <starcat!!> Wednesdays and Sundays at 20:00!
[22:46] <starcat!!> Okay, so here's what happened in the first two:
[22:46] <starcat!!> 1. Tim Allen kills santa, has to become Santa Claus and deal with the consequences.
[22:46] <starcat!!> (It's actually pretty good and one of my favorite holiday movies.)
[22:47] <starcat!!> 2. Santa has to find a wife or else he's not Santa anymore. While he's gone back to the real world to do this, a fake robot Santa designed to hold his place creates an army of toy soldiers and takes over the North Pole.
[22:47] <starcat!!> (I'm not kidding. It's pretty bad, but one of my guilty pleasures. Definitely guilty though.)
[22:47] <starcat!!> This third one is apparently about Jack Frost and some sort of epic battle or something.
[22:48] <@Darkness Kusanagi> WE WILL SEE HOW EPIC IT IS
[22:48] * @Darkness Kusanagi puts on santa hat!
[22:48] <starcat!!> Tim Allen is back in the big red suit for more adventure and laughs in Disney's hilarious family comedy. Get ready for a thrilling sleigh ride as the reluctant Santa Claus faces his most chilling and hysterical challenge yet.
[22:49] <@Darkness Kusanagi> This is going to be priceless.
[22:49] <@Darkness Kusanagi> We ready, neechan?
[22:49] * starcat!! puts on her own Santa hat!
[22:50] <starcat!!> I am ready, neesan!
[22:51] <@Darkness Kusanagi> 3!
[22:51] <@Darkness Kusanagi> 2!
[22:51] <@Darkness Kusanagi> 1!
[22:51] <@Darkness Kusanagi> GO!
[22:51] <@Darkness Kusanagi> mmm DVD rip goodness
[22:51] <starcat!!> d'aw what a pretty intro.
[22:51] <starcat!!> (it's the new disney castle one which is beautiful)
[22:52] <@Darkness Kusanagi> If only it wasn't Disney.
[22:51] <starcat!!> which turns into a snow globe.
[22:52] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Those ribbons... aren't really the best CGI ever.
[22:52] <starcat!!> ...followed by...a sleigh?
[22:52] <starcat!!> Oh look, it's the North Pole.
[22:52] <@Darkness Kusanagi> "Elfementary School"
[22:52] <@Darkness Kusanagi> why do I see these puns coming at us over and over and over.
[22:53] <starcat!!> It has to be the North Pole because nowhere else would be so twee.
[22:53] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ... baby Santa?
[22:53] <@Darkness Kusanagi> o_o
[22:53] <starcat!!> ...Oh god. BABY CLAUS?
[22:53] <starcat!!> isn't Mrs. Claus traditionally,
[22:54] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Elfermery ya I see exactly where this is going.
[22:54] <starcat!!> Elfirmary.
[22:54] <@Darkness Kusanagi> yes that
[22:54] <@Darkness Kusanagi> OH GOD FLAMING SANTA FACE
[22:54] <@Darkness Kusanagi> It's Santa's head
[22:54] <@Darkness Kusanagi> carved into the wall
[22:54] <@Darkness Kusanagi> with his mouth open
[22:54] <@Darkness Kusanagi> and the fireplace is in the mouth.
[22:55] <starcat!!> I don't LIKE Children.
[22:55] <@Darkness Kusanagi> OH GOD THAT FIREPLACE
[22:55] <starcat!!> I don't like, by association, pregnant women.
[22:56] <@Darkness Kusanagi> What. It's that best friend kid from Suite Life
[22:56] <@Darkness Kusanagi> that disney show.
[22:56] <@Darkness Kusanagi> They're recycling their actor kids
[22:56] <starcat!!> ...why have you SEEN suite life
[22:56] <starcat!!> and yeah they definitely recycle.
[22:57] <@Darkness Kusanagi> For some bloody reason my brother watches it.
[22:57] <starcat!!> she's totally fakepreggers.
[22:57] <@Darkness Kusanagi> It's strange.
[22:57] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Isn't Santa's elves labeled as child labor.
[22:58] <@Darkness Kusanagi> The duck quacks in three languages?
[22:58] <starcat!!> no, they only LOOK like children.
[22:58] <@Darkness Kusanagi> did that elf just shinkick Santa.
[22:58] <starcat!!> LOL That elf is a b[BLEEP]ch.
[22:59] <@Darkness Kusanagi> so is that elf!
[22:59] <starcat!!> Clearly there is a lot on the line!
[22:59] <@Darkness Kusanagi> "my parents think you're a toymaker in canada"
[23:00] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I actually like that line.
[22:59] <starcat!!> Canada eh.
[23:00] <@Darkness Kusanagi> because a lot of parents tell their kids Santa IS Canadian up here.
[23:00] <starcat!!> Oh man neesan this is even more perfectly bad. Now they're going to pretend to be Canadian, I bet.
[23:01] <@Darkness Kusanagi> PEDO FAIRY
[23:01] <starcat!!> what the j-- oh no they're getting the other mythical people. D:
[23:01] <@Darkness Kusanagi> But doesn't the easter bunny hate Santa?
[23:01] <starcat!!> "silver bells." <--- worst swear ever
[23:02] <starcat!!> the Easter Bunny apparently hates everyone.
[23:02] <starcat!!> oh god those sunglasses. that wig. that's horrible.
[23:02] <@Darkness Kusanagi> and that's not even mentioning the suit.
[23:03] <starcat!!> "skillful and delicious" eh. that sounds rated R.
[23:03] <starcat!!> ...HE HAS AN ICICLE TIE D:
[23:03] <@Darkness Kusanagi> OH GOD I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT
[23:04] <starcat!!> (That's right he's got a kid)
[23:04] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Jack is an ass already
[23:04] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Jackass.
[23:04] <starcat!!> (His kid was like 8 in the first movie, about 16 in the second, and I bet won't show up at all here)
[23:05] <starcat!!> This guy reminds me of...just about every troll who ever visited the chatbox.
[23:05] <@Darkness Kusanagi> 14 mintues it and it has tangible plot.
[23:05] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Neechan the movies are getting better :3
[23:05] <starcat!!> DAMMIT NO D:
[23:06] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Okay except for the squeaking, farting reindeer.
[23:06] <starcat!!> I'm wroooong
[23:06] <starcat!!> the kid shows up
[23:06] <@Darkness Kusanagi> WHY ARE THE REINDEER SQUEAKING
[23:06] <starcat!!> I'd swear that's not the same mom as the first two movies.
[23:06] <starcat!!> The reindeer suck. :/
[23:07] <starcat!!> it's a ginger kid o_o
[23:07] <starcat!!> The reindeer squeak because they are Disney creatures pandering to the lowest denominator
[23:08] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Oh god SIDE CHARACTERS
[23:07] <starcat!!> the kid goes bag-diving. For a ginger, she's genius.
[23:08] <@Darkness Kusanagi> "A feelings inventory".
[23:08] <starcat!!> The guy with teh sweatervest is the same guy from the first two movies though
[23:09] <@Darkness Kusanagi> The guy with the sweatervest just hurt me in more ways than I expected.
[23:08] <starcat!!> And...he's a psychowhatever.
[23:08] <starcat!!> Psychiatrist.
[23:09] <@Darkness Kusanagi> CANADIAN BACON EXCHNGE
[23:09] <@Darkness Kusanagi> EXCHANGE
[23:09] <starcat!!> Please, Uncle Scott? Can I come to the North Pole?
[23:09] * @Darkness Kusanagi can get behind that.
[23:09] <starcat!!> Please? :<
[23:09] <starcat!!> SEE IT'S CANADA.
[23:09] <@Darkness Kusanagi> A SPITTING IMAGE
[23:09] <starcat!!> CANADA ♡ HOCKEY
[23:10] <starcat!!> ..."none of your skiswax"
[23:11] <@Darkness Kusanagi> wait beeswax is bad?
[23:11] <@Darkness Kusanagi> or has disney fallen that low
[23:11] <starcat!!> Oh god noooo it's time-travel alternate reality D:
[23:11] <@Darkness Kusanagi> So, Jack Frost's big plan is to trick Santa into wishing on his magical snowglobe that he was never Santa in the first place.
[23:12] <starcat!!> Also Head Elf gullible. :/
[23:13] <@Darkness Kusanagi> "Very buttlike"
[23:13] <starcat!!> "Very butt-like."
[23:14] <@Darkness Kusanagi> It's cold in canada!
[23:14] <@Darkness Kusanagi> POOOF
[23:14] <@Darkness Kusanagi> that was LITERALLY the sound effect.
[23:14] <starcat!!> it's cooold!
[23:15] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Genuine Canadian Christmas Trees. From Right Here in Canada. Which is where you are now.
[23:15] <starcat!!> FROM RIGHT HERE IN CANADA
[23:15] <starcat!!> WHICH IS WHERE YOU ARE NOW
[23:15] <starcat!!> I can't decide if this is funny because it's funny or if it's funny because its bad
[23:16] <starcat!!> man he's hitting on the preggers lady.
[23:16] <@Darkness Kusanagi> he's hitting on her AND being an ass at the same time.
[23:16] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Damn Jack. Damn.
[23:17] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ... the hell is this background music.
[23:17] * starcat!! is listening to: ??? - Santa's got a Hot Rod.mp3 [unknown kbps]
[23:17] <starcat!!> if only I were kidding.
[23:17] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ROOTS. Very canadian.
[23:17] <starcat!!> "OH IT'S TALL PEOPLE! ...not that you're not tall."
[23:17] <starcat!!> (as she hugs a little kid)
[23:18] <starcat!!> "WELCOME TO CANADA! ...EH!"
[23:18] <starcat!!> Oh god tiny canadian kids
[23:18] <@Darkness Kusanagi> As I Canadian I dunno if I should be laughing or offended-- who am I kidding Canadians never get offended when people joke about them.
[23:19] <@Darkness Kusanagi> "I'm sure you had a good reason for shutting us out of your life.
[23:19] <starcat!!> Is there NO ONE in this movie who is anything other than b[BLEEP]chy or twee.
[23:19] <starcat!!> "Whoa! Trains!"
[23:20] <@Darkness Kusanagi> .... Red Deer energy drink.
[23:20] <@Darkness Kusanagi> You know Red Deer is a city in Alberta.
[23:20] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I lived there.
[23:20] <starcat!!> North Pole Icey Bits.
[23:20] <@Darkness Kusanagi> and so Jackass corrupts innocent ginger.
[23:21] <starcat!!> Little girl doesn't know Jack Frost. Jack gets angry. "Chill!" "I INVENTED CHILL!"
[23:21] <@Darkness Kusanagi> This is what Canadians look like.
[23:21] <@Darkness Kusanagi> We're all shortpeople!
[23:21] <starcat!!> Neesan you are a LOLI.
[23:22] <@Darkness Kusanagi> APPARENTLY.
[23:22] <starcat!!> All Canadians are children.
[23:22] <starcat!!> Yoga-children apparently o_o
[23:22] <@Darkness Kusanagi> OH GOD GET THE ARMORED MAN AWAY FROM ME.
[23:23] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Little Canadian convicts!
[23:23] <starcat!!> They're...not actually children, so why are they so stupid?
[23:23] <starcat!!> What the hell is he outputting
[23:24] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Wouldn't... they know it was Jack Frost who froze their equipment magically.
[23:24] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I mean think about it.
[23:24] <starcat!!> (he needs to lay off the breath mints)
[23:25] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Yes the famous Yippie It's Canada! parade.
[23:25] <starcat!!> "He's playing Jack Frost in our Yipee It's Canada parade!"
[23:26] <starcat!!> Elfin technobabble.
[23:27] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Now Jack is hitting on the mother.
[23:27] <starcat!!> ...he's now flirting with the pregnant lady's mother.
[23:27] <starcat!!> Extensively.
[23:27] <starcat!!> Blatantly and disgustingly oh god ew.
[23:28] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Is he getting off on her singing that one line.
[23:28] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Jack Frost nippin' at your noise~
[23:28] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ^nose
[23:28] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I can't even sing it properly-- WHERE DID THE FATHER GET THE BACKPACK FIRE EXTINGUISHER
[23:28] <starcat!!> "Would you like to be my elf?" "...huh?" "You heard me. :D"
[23:28] <starcat!!> "Mom and dad, this is my husband's ex-wife and her husband and their daughter."
[23:30] <@Darkness Kusanagi> "Just let the tiny Canadians do it."
[23:30] <starcat!!> "Don't be silly just let the tiny Canadians do it."
[23:31] <@Darkness Kusanagi> You know I bet there will be some American who watches this and believes that's how tall Canadians are.
[23:31] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I had a guy seriously ask me if I lived in an igloo.
[23:31] <starcat!!> you'd think Jack would be all like "OH MY IT IS A FIRE, I SHALL SAVE YOU" and fix it
[23:31] <starcat!!> "Your pants are on fire." "FIRE IN THE HOLE"
[23:31] <starcat!!> D:
[23:32] <@Darkness Kusanagi> no the wooden toys D:
[23:32] <@Darkness Kusanagi> SPARKLES
[23:32] <starcat!!> ... SPARKLES D:
[23:32] <starcat!!> He's making a toy so fast it's SPARKLING D:
[23:33] <starcat!!> OH god we can't escape the sparkles ever can we T_T
[23:33] <@Darkness Kusanagi> never T_T
[23:33] <starcat!!> we should be called 2girls 1 movie + Sparkles
[23:34] <@Darkness Kusanagi> hey maybe there won't be sparkles in Spice Girls!
[23:33] <starcat!!> "Last one up is a glazed ham!" Eww.
[23:34] <starcat!!> Ham is delicious.
[23:34] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Shiny.
[23:34] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Yet decidedly not sparkly!
[23:34] <starcat!!> Maybe. Maybe not.
[23:34] <starcat!!> Okay the snow globe room? Actually kind of pretty. and also inexplicably disturbing to my brain.
[23:36] <@Darkness Kusanagi> DRAMATIC MUSIC CHANGE
[23:36] <starcat!!> D'aaaawww. He gives the Ginger a snowglobe that has a tiny her inside of it hugging a snowman. Who turns pink.
[23:36] <@Darkness Kusanagi> then Jack sneaks into the snowglobe room!
[23:36] <starcat!!> Jack Frost is caressing santa's ball
[23:36] <starcat!!> it's so big he has to put both hands around it
[23:37] <@Darkness Kusanagi> That's really naughty neechan.
[23:37] * starcat!! giggles
[23:37] <@Darkness Kusanagi> OH. The thing that was bein g printed out was the naughty and nice list!
[23:38] <starcat!!> Neil, that's the name of the sweatervest guy!
[23:38] <starcat!!> now I'll remember.
[23:39] <starcat!!> JACK FROST IS A PEDO D:
[23:39] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Wait Jack FROZE them? Doesn't that cause DEATH or are they using more disney magic.
[23:39] <starcat!!> Ginger is WEAK. >:|
[23:40] <starcat!!> "And to think I asked you to be my wife elf."
[23:40] <starcat!!> Disney magic, duuuuhhh.
[23:40] <@Darkness Kusanagi> How do you not notice a man in a tacky blue suit unscrewing your christmas tree base
[23:41] <starcat!!> You know how Canadians are, "Yak yak yak yak eh"
[23:41] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Santa's ringtone? Alvin and the Chipmunks singing We Wish You a Merry Christmas.
[23:41] <starcat!!> D: IT BROKE
[23:42] <starcat!!> noooo. That's just D[BLEEP]KERY.
[23:42] <starcat!!> Okay Jack Frost you've done it now you ba[BLEEP]rd D:<
[23:42] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Oh Jack you are an ASS D:<
[23:42] <@Darkness Kusanagi> and SO are the parents D:<
[23:42] <starcat!!> aw...this is actually sad.
[23:43] <starcat!!> and now they're having the traditional Christmas Argument
[23:43] <starcat!!> and t hey LEAVE?!
[23:43] <starcat!!> o_o
[23:43] <starcat!!> ...oh damn she's threatening to leave too
[23:43] <starcat!!> d-do I find myself...caring?
[23:44] <@Darkness Kusanagi> this is really.... kind'a sad D:
[23:44] <starcat!!> I think I might, a little.
[23:44] <starcat!!> But then I ALSO am attached to Santa at least from the first two so.
[23:44] <starcat!!> Oh god I bet I know what that bag has in it and how it'll happen
[23:45] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Well they get away with tugging at your heartstrings by having the main character be Santa.
[23:46] <@Darkness Kusanagi> And so there are clips of the first movie!
[23:46] <starcat!!> ....JAck Frost you BA[BLEEP]RD
[23:46] <starcat!!> so my question is -- where's the REAL Scott Calvin of THIS time.
[23:47] <starcat!!> also more sparkles.
[23:49] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ... Jack Frost turned the North Pole into a theme park?!
[23:49] <starcat!!> (yeah by the way, Mrs. Claus was the principal of Scott's kid's school when he met her.)
[23:49] <@Darkness Kusanagi> also that's the TACKIEST PLANE EVER
[23:49] <starcat!!> Oh come on neesan, Santa turned it into CANADA.
[23:50] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Is Canada really as humiliating as a theme park.
[23:50] <starcat!!> Those elves look so sad. They should be mandated to be happy.
[23:51] <starcat!!> HIS Canada was pretty crappy.
[23:51] <@Darkness Kusanagi> like Disney World employees?
[23:51] <starcat!!> "Try our gingerbread houses! They're santalicious!"
[23:53] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Oh god this is reminding me how much I hate Christmas' consumerism.
[23:53] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ... Frost makes the most retarded Santa.
[23:53] * starcat!! clings to neesan D: D: D:
[23:53] * @Darkness Kusanagi hugs neechan protectively D:
[23:53] <starcat!!> "Shave a reindeer for five dollars!"
[23:54] <starcat!!> ...Oh GENIUS man.
[23:55] <@Darkness Kusanagi> "The six o'clock elf toss!"
[23:54] <starcat!!> He recorded Jack saying that.
[23:54] <starcat!!> "Tickets on sale now for the six o'clock elf toss!"
[23:55] <starcat!!> "I know something really wonderful about you" he says to the little girl.
[23:56] <@Darkness Kusanagi> "Trust me." He continues.
[23:57] <starcat!!> The piano is pretty good though. A nice arrangement.
[23:57] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ....
[23:57] <@Darkness Kusanagi> the singing ruins it
[23:57] <starcat!!> Oh god.
[23:57] <@Darkness Kusanagi> really, really badly.
[23:57] <starcat!!> OH GOD.
[23:57] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Ya it's New York, New York.
[23:58] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Just... bad.
[23:58] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Really bad.
[23:57] <starcat!!> AAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[23:58] <starcat!!> Oh gods this ruins the REST of the movie.
[23:58] <starcat!!> I don't CARE.
[23:58] <@Darkness Kusanagi> THAT ELF JUST FACEPALMED
[23:59] <starcat!!> This is just horrible.
[23:59] <starcat!!> This is about how I felt when Edward started sparkling in Twilight.
[23:59] <starcat!!> OKAY BADASS
[23:59] <starcat!!> Scott just swung in on a rope :D
[23:59] <@Darkness Kusanagi> It was watchable until now.
[00:00] <@Darkness Kusanagi> it has 20 minutes to redeem itself completely.
[00:00] <starcat!!> Fighting with a giant fake candycane.
[00:00] <@Darkness Kusanagi> CAN THE MOVIE DO IT
[00:00] <starcat!!> and he fell through the gingerbread house!
[00:00] <starcat!!> STOP STALLING GINGER KID dammit
[00:00] <starcat!!> stupid CHILD.
[00:01] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Oh that pen trick is GENIUS.
[00:01] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I must admit.
[00:01] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ...
[00:01] <@Darkness Kusanagi> oh they wouldn't
[00:01] <@Darkness Kusanagi> they aren't.
[00:01] * starcat!! giggles vindictively
[00:01] <@Darkness Kusanagi> They aren't going to time-loop it.
[00:02] <@Darkness Kusanagi> They aren't.
[00:01] <starcat!!> ohohohohohohohoho santafail.
[00:02] <starcat!!> NOW the real Scott shows up
[00:02] <@Darkness Kusanagi> THEY'RE TIME LOOPING IT
[00:02] <starcat!!> Also dam I have lag because that was for the unsanta-ing of Jack not the timeloop
[00:03] <@Darkness Kusanagi> "Well that didn't work out the way I hoped."
[00:03] <starcat!!> Still a few too many sparkles for my taste though.
[00:04] <@Darkness Kusanagi> And so the family cuddly moment hits.
[00:04] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I guess I gotta smile at this.
[00:05] <starcat!!> Disney movie.
[00:05] <starcat!!> And now it is revealed to be, of course, Not Canada.
[00:05] <@Darkness Kusanagi> The only reason Disney is getting away with this is because they're using Santa to do it D:<
[00:05] <starcat!!> "They're not little Canadians. They're elves."
[00:06] <starcat!!> "Listen if they're elves then this probably isn't a toy factory. This is probably Santa's workshop."
[00:06] <@Darkness Kusanagi> The easter bunny just made a poop joke.
[00:06] <starcat!!> "If you're Father Christmas then I'm Father-in-Law Christmas!"
[00:07] <starcat!!> Cupid's going commando so.
[00:07] <starcat!!> ...Charlie? what the HELL is his kid doing.
[00:08] <starcat!!> Oh hERE are the other twenty minutes of the movie I was WONDERING what they could do with that time
[00:09] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Fixing frozen people!
[00:08] <starcat!!> well ten minutes now
[00:09] * starcat!! winces. "Elficers."
[00:09] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ... is the HUG making Jack Frost THAW.
[00:10] <@Darkness Kusanagi> "They didn't know about magical hugs."
[00:11] <@Darkness Kusanagi> although LOL the father and Mother Nature at the end.
[00:11] <starcat!!> ...and the power of a little girl's hug cures Jack Frost and he makes a disturbing noice.
[00:11] <@Darkness Kusanagi> And to top it off, we're back to Baby Clause.
[00:11] <starcat!!> and he's speaking Spanish.
[00:12] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Buddy Clause.
[00:12] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Buddy motherelfin' Clause.
[00:13] <@Darkness Kusanagi> OH S[BLEEP]T BLOOPERS
[00:13] <@Darkness Kusanagi> <Easter Bunny> I'm built for speed and comfort.
[00:14] <starcat!!> and lag f[BLEEP]k it D:<
[00:15] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Ahahahaha okay any movie with bloopers on the end makes me laugh.
[00:15] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I'm sort of glad it was an okay movie.
[00:15] <starcat!!> outtakes D:
[00:16] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Jack Frost froze up neechan's internets though :/
[00:16] <@Darkness Kusanagi> s'making her lag.
[00:16] <starcat!!> "Beta carotene gives me a buzz." "I'm built for speed AND comfort. " "'re weird"
[00:18] <@Darkness Kusanagi> And so that was Santa Clause 3's take on massive consumerism during christmas! And spending your holidays with the people you love!
[00:18] * starcat!! grooves to teen-pop Christmas carol credits music~
[00:19] <starcat!!> I have to say I am a fan of the bloopers, these ones were actually funny!
[00:19] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Ya.
[00:19] <starcat!!> Like I said, you can't really screw up crhistmas
[00:19] <@Darkness Kusanagi> well I'm sure you can if you try
[00:19] <starcat!!> there will be sections of this movie I will want to forget for ther est of my life but eh
[00:20] <@Darkness Kusanagi> But overall it wasn't a bad movie!
[00:20] <starcat!!> yup!
[00:21] <starcat!!> So, merry Christmas to all, and if you don't celebrate it, have a good one anyways!
[00:21] <starcat!!> And Happy Boxing Day to you, tiny Canadian neesan!
[00:21] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Merry Christmas from Two Girls One Movie (and no extras this time!)
[00:22] <@Darkness Kusanagi> However I need some hot chocolate.
[00:22] <starcat!!> Really? I was just thinking that myself.
[00:22] <@Darkness Kusanagi> With mini marshmallows and everything?
[00:22] <starcat!!> Everything!
[00:23] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Let's go then, neechan!
[00:25] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, everyone!
[00:27] <starcat!!> Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, minna-san!
[00:28] * starcat!! is away: Oh man oh man I think I want mine with some mint in it. :3
[00:29] * @Darkness Kusanagi is away: Oh oh I have some dark choco mix!


I always liked this movie. Cheesiness and all. Even the reindeer. *dodges flying stuff*
Although the people that think Canadians are really that small (and live in igloos apparently. lol) are probably the same ones that think South Dakota has no running water and still lives like its 1890. lmso. I've met those people.....I promptly had a shot of Jack afterwards to forget them.

jovemako [e-mail] • 12/25/08 07:04am

Merry Christmas And A Happy New Year To Everyone At Suburban Senshi

Corey Zawaski [e-mail] • 12/25/08 05:41am

Believe me, Canada isn't at all like that. Speaking of which, we had this movie playing for a 5th grade class party, and all the kids despised it. Even children were not susceptible to Disney's witchcraft this time.

Fauna [e-mail] • 12/25/08 02:15am

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