Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1463 - “Clarissa Explains Twilight's new Director”
IRC Chat #1463

“Clarissa Explains Twilight's new Director”

[05:38] *** Mon Dec 22 2008 - LOGGING START ***
[05:38] *** Topic is - It's all about pictures that flash by at 24fps -
[05:38] *** Set by @Sakura Xadium Aino on Mon Dec 22 05:38 2008

[05:39] <@SpeedRcrX> DB/Z is God, and Dragonball Evolution is merely a poorly carved wooden idol that cannot come close to capturing the magnificance of that which it represents. having mentally prepared myself that way, i will see this movie.
[05:40] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I look at it as a legend being retold incorrectly. I mean by the end of GT one could say everything about the Z-senshi had passed into legend.
[05:40] <@SpeedRcrX> GT was a pox on the canon
[05:40] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> here have a comic to soothe you

[05:41] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Oh didja hear, the director of "Twilight" got replaced. By a guy.
[05:42] <@SpeedRcrX> I can hear the fangirl revolt even now
[05:42] <@SpeedRcrX> only people with uteruses can make s[BLEEP]tty fanfic movies
[05:42] *** Kou Yaten has joined #suburbansenshi
[05:42] <+Luna-P> y0 Kou Yaten
[05:42] <Kou Yaten> I have a gentle uterus
[05:43] <@SpeedRcrX> Isn't that Taiki
[05:43] <@Dr. Xadium> YOU
[05:43] <Kou Yaten> .. s[BLEEP]t
[05:43] *** Kou Yaten has quit IRC (My uterus is quite gentle... just ask Minako-chan ^_~)
[05:43] <@Dr. Xadium> GRAAAH
[05:44] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Pop relax he'sgone
[05:44] <@Dr. Xadium> - hate -
[05:44] *** @Dr. Xadium [user-19fasjd@TARDIS904563.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has left #suburbansenshi (hate)
[05:44] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> That never gets old XD
[05:44] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Anyways!
[05:45] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> To quell fangirl fears about his lack of a uterus, the new director posted up a love letter to the fans on Stephenie Meyers' homepage
[05:45] <@SpeedRcrX> Lol "Stephenie". She probably changed her name to avoid getting mauled by all the pissed off "Stephanie"s in the world who now get confused with her
[05:46] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> So I decided it would be fun to MiSt it, and did some facebooking through Ginga TV to track down an old pal of mine from the 90s to do it
[05:46] <@SpeedRcrX> What the hell are you outsourcing our s[BLEEP]t now :P
[05:46] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Yesh. Enjoy your Canadian blizzard.
[05:47] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Anyway, straight from the New York Daily Post, a now wholly-owned subsidiary of Ginga Media Enterprises,
[05:47] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> one Clarissa M. Darling!

[05:48] <@SpeedRcrX> Sakura who don't you know
[05:48] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> The list is microscopic. Now, I needs to go back tot he 70's and train with Lee-Sensei
[05:48] <@SpeedRcrX> ...
[05:48] <@SpeedRcrX> BRUCE LEE?
[05:49] <@SpeedRcrX> You Trained with him?!
[05:49] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Train. I'm a time traveller, remember. If you had a time machine, would you train with any old sensei, or would you cherry-pick (LOL NAME PUN) the best of the best?
[05:50] <@SpeedRcrX> har, har, Sakura / cherry yeah I get it
[05:50] <@SpeedRcrX> But
[05:50] <@SpeedRcrX> how is that not Bella-mode self-aggrandizing
[05:50] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> 1 - I'm real, she's a fanfic character
[05:50] * @Sakura Xadium Aino listens to metafiction implode
[05:50] <@SpeedRcrX> huh?
[05:50] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Nothin' nvm XD
[05:51] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> And 2 - Lee-sensei kicks my butt with distressing efficiency. The only thing I've learned is how to fall properly :/
[05:51] <@SpeedRcrX> AHAHAAHAH you suck
[05:51] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> shaddap it's BRUCE LEE.
[05:51] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I'd like to see you do better :P
[05:52] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah well I'll find Chuck norris then we'll see!
[05:52] *** Mon Dec 22 2008 - LOGGING STOP ***

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