[05:11] *** Tue Dec 16 2008 - LOGGING START ***
[05:11] *** Topic is - What happened to my child's sense of joy? -
[05:11] *** Set by @Dr. Xadium on Tue Dec 16 05:11 2008
[05:11] <@SpeedRcrX> So Michi I heard you sat in on the "2 girls 1 Movie" thing last night
[05:12] <Mdm_Maestro> Yes. The movie in question was called "Ella Enchanted", a Disney Movie. About a girl who was gifted / cursed with the requirement that she must do whatever anyone tells her.
[05:12] <@SpeedRcrX> Mmm, possibly
[05:12] <@SpeedRcrX> quite sexy
[05:13] <Mdm_Maestro> It wasn't dear. Except for some moments when the lead, Anne Hathaway, was made to bend over.
[05:13] <@SpeedRcrX> Rworr?
[05:14] <Mdm_Maestro> Let's just say the only defense anyone could offer for this "all-singing, all-dancing Disney version of a fairy tale" was that it was better than Twilight.
[05:14] <@SpeedRcrX> That's not much, man.
[05:14] <@SpeedRcrX> By that definition almost anything would look good.
[05:14] <@SpeedRcrX> Michael Jackson's face.
[05:15] <@SpeedRcrX> David Letterman's Toupeé
[05:15] <@SpeedRcrX> Star Trek Generations
[05:15] <@SpeedRcrX> The Matrix Revolutions
[05:15] <Mdm_Maestro> We get the point.
[05:16] <Mdm_Maestro> I think the main problem with the film was... Who was it aimed for?
[05:16] <Mdm_Maestro> It's a children's story wrapped up in "teenybopper" speak.
[05:16] <Mdm_Maestro> Too insipid for teenagers, and too far out there for children.
[05:17] <@SpeedRcrX> Michi you forget. As long as there are bright colors, songs and s[BLEEP]t that moves, kids will be transfixed.
[05:17] <@SpeedRcrX> See Teletubbies.
[05:17] <Mdm_Maestro> I'd rather not, thank you.
[05:17] <@SpeedRcrX> So did you last the whole movie?
[05:17] <Mdm_Maestro> I did not.
[05:17] <Mdm_Maestro> Chibiusa-chan had to fill in.
[05:17] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL
[05:18] <Mdm_Maestro> Shut up, Haruka :P
[05:18] <Mdm_Maestro> Twilight had the virtue (?) of being so execrable that one had to keep sitting there just to see how bad it could get.
[05:19] <Mdm_Maestro> Ella Enchanted, however, was simply boring, as you shall see.
[05:19] <Mdm_Maestro> rei.bot-dono, the log if you please?
[05:19] <@spiritflame> hai
[05:19] <@spiritflame> now pasting: 2 girls, 1 movie (and several other people who don't count)

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2 girls one movie*
* And some other people who don't count
REVIEW: ELLA ENCHANTED

[20:53] * @Darkness Kusanagi eyes the movie wearily.
[20:53] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Neechan, do we really want to do this again.
[20:53] <starcat> I think it should be okay for the most part.
[20:53] <@spiritflame> warily
[20:53] <starcat> So, here comes random intro crap!
[20:53] <@Darkness Kusanagi> no no wearily. I assure you I was right.
[20:54] <@Darkness Kusanagi> It's been a long night.
[20:54] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Tonight's movie is Ella Enchanted!
[20:54] <@Michael Dembeck> god, Movie f[BLEEP]king sign people
[20:54] <starcat> Yes. It's honestly not as terrible as other movies.
[20:54] <starcat> But I only saw it once on TV.
[20:54] <starcat> Because I was too horrified by gratuitous sparkles to pay for it.
[20:54] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Ya I always saw it on TV
[20:55] <@Darkness Kusanagi> It's really, really sparkly.
[20:54] <starcat> Also, it has Anne Hathaway in it.
[20:55] <@Darkness Kusanagi> There's no vampires though.
[20:54] <starcat> You will quickly learn that I haet Anne Hathaway.
[20:55] <starcat> She's cuuuursed.
[20:55] <starcat> More cursed than Ella in the movie.
[20:55] <Mdm_Maestro> I have never seen this.
[20:55] <@Michael Dembeck> But...sparkly vampires ... D:
[20:55] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Oh, be ready for musical numbers.
[20:55] <@Michael Dembeck> I'll never be sane again after that
[20:55] <Mdm_Maestro> ...:/
[20:55] <starcat> You should watch it.
[20:56] <Mdm_Maestro> I despise random dancing.
[20:56] <starcat> Oh yeah, it IS a Disney kid's movie, so there are musical numbers.
[20:56] <starcat> And they're not all half bad.
[20:56] <starcat> Granted they're usually at least 3/4ths bad but some of them cut it down
[20:57] <starcat> Okay so let's get on with it.
[20:57] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I'm neesan! This is neechan, we're going to review Ella Enchanted tonight! It's sparkly.
[20:57] <@Michael Dembeck> I am apparently the token male tonight
[20:57] <starcat> (alternately: let's get it on~)
[20:57] <starcat> (but that's a different kind of movie)
[20:58] <Mdm_Maestro> And I am the elegant victim of this conspiracy, Kaioh Michiru.
[20:58] * @Michael Dembeck wears a name tag reading "Hello My Name is: ...Mike Nelson"
[20:58] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Our special guests tonight are Mike and Michiru from Suburban Senshi!
[20:58] <@Darkness Kusanagi> And there will probably be a few more joining as we go. A Shinji, mainly.
[20:58] <starcat> I picked this movie because it also has sparkles, like Twi-- The Movie That Shall Not Be Named.
[20:59] <Mdm_Maestro> I have neevr really found myself fond of children's "entertainment."
[20:59] <@Michael Dembeck> What the hell, is it like Voldemort now?
[20:59] <Mdm_Maestro> So you picked it because it was shiny, dear?
[20:59] <starcat> Also I have to make some food. I can't do sparkles on an empty stomach.
[20:59] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka has to eat bedofre making sprakles as well.
[21:00] <Mdm_Maestro> She usually enlists the aid of a match.
[21:00] <@Michael Dembeck> I make sparkles in my sleep
[21:00] <Mdm_Maestro> And the smell afterwards is quite pungent.
[21:00] <@Michael Dembeck> hell to get out of the sheets, thats for sure
[21:00] <Mdm_Maestro> Sometimes she even lights herself on fire.
[21:00] <Mdm_Maestro> O ho ho ho ho ho ho~
[21:00] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Why are we reviewing the movie with you two again.
[21:00] * Mdm_Maestro covers her mouth with a fan elegantly
[21:00] <starcat> I don't MAKE sparkles. I just watch them.
[21:01] <Mdm_Maestro> Because I was the only one deemed worthy enough to take part in this experiment, dear.
[21:01] <@Shinji Ikari> I AM HERE
[21:01] <starcat> I dunno. Neesan let's go somewhere private to watch the movie together! ♡
[21:01] <@Michael Dembeck> Because you need someone to say the bats[BLEEP]t and disgusting things
[21:01] <@Michael Dembeck> JUST LIKE MY MAN SHINJI HERE
[21:01] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Oh neechan, let's give the fans horrible thoughts~ ♡
[21:02] <Mdm_Maestro> Yes, the thoughts are indeed horrible.
[21:02] <@Michael Dembeck> Naughty Sister Yuri~
[21:02] <starcat> horrible? I think they'd be quite enjoyable myself~ ♡
[21:02] <@Michael Dembeck> Our ratings will skyrocket with the shut in otaku crowd now.
[21:02] <Bucket Mouse> ORLY?
[21:02] <@Darkness Kusanagi> my my, I didn't expect that of you~ ♡
[21:02] <Mdm_Maestro> nothing is worse than amateur erotica.
[21:03] <@Darkness Kusanagi> It's why I don't watch Michiru's stuff.
[21:03] <Mdm_Maestro> O ho ho, a nice try, dear.
[21:03] <Mdm_Maestro> Better luck next lifetime.
[21:04] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Neechan we need an email so people can send requests.
[21:04] <starcat> I'll make us one real quick
[21:05] <@Darkness Kusanagi> 2girls1movie@whatever.com!
[21:05] <@Darkness Kusanagi> then people can send us stuff and we can remember it
[21:06] <starcat> nope, gonna have to be twogirlsonemovie@gmail.com
[21:06] <starcat> 2girls1movie was taken :/
[21:06] * Bucket Mouse sends her request~
[21:08] <Mdm_Maestro> I am ready,
[21:09] * Bucket Mouse is away: Have fun guys
[21:09] <starcat> 2G1M*
[21:09] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Is everyone up and running?
[21:09] <starcat> *and some other people who don't count
[21:10] * Bucket Mouse is away: Have fun guys
[21:10] <starcat> I'm ready
[21:10] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I'm neesan, this is neechan, we're the two girls! The one movie is Ella Enchanted. And these are the others who don't count. Let's review this sucker!
[21:11] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ♦ 5!
[21:11] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ♦ 4!
[21:11] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ♦ 3!
[21:11] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ♦ 2!
[21:11] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ♦ 1!
[21:11] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ♦ GOOOOOOOO~!
[21:12] <@Darkness Kusanagi> 1 hour 36 minutes, will this be torture?
[21:12] <@Michael Dembeck> oh god, sweeping castle shots
[21:12] <starcat> hey look it's miramax
[21:12] <starcat> That Doesn't Mean It's Good.
[21:12] <@Darkness Kusanagi> They're rhyming.
[21:12] <starcat> Also I don't have sound.
[21:12] <@Shinji Ikari> ....
[21:12] <Mdm_Maestro> Ido.
[21:12] <Mdm_Maestro> You're not missing much.
[21:12] <@Michael Dembeck> FRELL
[21:13] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I do, maybe turn up the volume?
[21:13] <@Shinji Ikari> When you start playing "Strange Magic", that's when I run the f[BLEEP]k out
[21:13] <@Darkness Kusanagi> "There's good guys, and bad guys, and some guys in between."
[21:13] <starcat> Volume's up.
[21:13] <@Michael Dembeck> This movie to bright for it's own good
[21:13] <Mdm_Maestro> This Rhyming is harming me.
[21:13] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Oh god they gave the narrator a character.
[21:13] <@Michael Dembeck> That only worked in Rudolph
[21:14] <@Michael Dembeck> Berl FTW
[21:14] * @Darkness Kusanagi oms choco orange
[21:15] <starcat> Oh dear god they ARE rhyming.
[21:15] <@Michael Dembeck> SPARKLES
[21:15] <starcat> Why did I pick this
[21:16] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Because somehow we like harming ourselves.
[21:15] <starcat> Told you there were sparkles.
[21:16] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Abacus Programmer.
[21:16] <@Michael Dembeck> What is the HELL
[21:16] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ...
[21:16] <Mdm_Maestro> It just looks like a higher budget version of Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
[21:16] <@Michael Dembeck> RACISTS
[21:16] <Mdm_Maestro> ... what the,
[21:16] <@Michael Dembeck> The black girl is the f[BLEEP]k up
[21:16] <starcat> That's right. They made the "evil" fairy black.
[21:17] <@Darkness Kusanagi> The gift of obedience.
[21:17] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Does everyone see where this is going.
[21:17] <@Michael Dembeck> GET IN THE KITCHEN B[BLEEP]CH
[21:17] <starcat> NOT ONLY sparkles BUT ALSO dingly sound effects!
[21:17] <starcat> (S&M)
[21:18] <@Darkness Kusanagi> MORE RHYMING
[21:18] <starcat> how does a GIRL baby pee like that.
[21:18] <Mdm_Maestro> Ella does not look related to the others.
[21:18] <starcat> Oh hell no that's not cool. Areida doesn't show up until FINISHING SCHOOL
[21:18] <starcat> stupid stupid movie.
[21:19] <Oronde> .....alright..
[21:19] <@Michael Dembeck> ......
[21:19] <@Michael Dembeck> oh god sake
[21:19] <@Michael Dembeck> this movie is sapping my will to live
[21:20] <@Darkness Kusanagi> aww sad moment
[21:20] <starcat> This is basically the stupidest movie ever.
[21:20] <zairafirefly> it's not as stupid as twilight
[21:20] <@Darkness Kusanagi> and so her daughter pre-loots the corpse.
[21:20] <starcat> also the sappy moment would be more effective if it weren't so sudden.
[21:21] <starcat> And...well, actually, I'm rethinking my Twilight declarations now.
[21:21] <@Darkness Kusanagi> hot AND obedient? Damn.
[21:21] <starcat> noooo anne hathaway herself appears D:
[21:21] <starcat> ...did you say "hot."
[21:21] <starcat> ...Did you SERIOUSLY just say "hot."
[21:21] <@Michael Dembeck> is that...a taxi.....carriage....
[21:22] <@Darkness Kusanagi> consider the level we worked at from Twilight.
[21:22] <Mdm_Maestro> Apparently so.
[21:22] <@Darkness Kusanagi> and consider these scary as hell two.
[21:22] <@Darkness Kusanagi> So far Anne Hathaway is the highest ranked.
[21:22] <starcat> Special olive
[21:22] <@Michael Dembeck> Noblemans ...convention.....
[21:22] <@Michael Dembeck> .....*twitch* teeny boopper
[21:22] * @Michael Dembeck continues twitching
[21:24] <Mdm_Maestro> FRELL college.
[21:25] <@Darkness Kusanagi> why the FRELL Is she chewing on the necklace.
[21:24] <starcat> frell what.
[21:25] <starcat> FINISHING SCHOOL come on not COMMUNITY COLLEGE
[21:25] <Mdm_Maestro> That woman has a horse-face.
[21:25] <@Darkness Kusanagi> resisting... comment...
[21:26] <@Michael Dembeck> RESIST SHALDRA
[21:26] <starcat> this is stupid and they don't know what they're talking about
[21:26] <@Michael Dembeck> ..Frell...
[21:26] <@Michael Dembeck> REALLY
[21:26] <@Michael Dembeck> FRELL
[21:26] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Home of the Kingdom's Largest Ball of String.
[21:27] <@Darkness Kusanagi> that's pretty much the level of interest of this movie.
[21:27] * Mdm_Maestro is trying to maintain interest in this film
[21:27] <starcat> GUYS: Prince Char vs. Edward. Who's hotter?
[21:27] * @Darkness Kusanagi sighs
[21:27] <@Michael Dembeck> CGI SNAKE
[21:27] <starcat> What the holy f[BLEEP]k is that snake thing.
[21:27] <@Michael Dembeck> ITS SATAN
[21:27] <@Michael Dembeck> TALKING SNAKE
[21:27] <@Michael Dembeck> THE FIRST EVIL
[21:27] <starcat> Well I'm still paying attention :/
[21:28] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Wait that talking snake is from the animated Robin Hood.
[21:28] <@Darkness Kusanagi> The one with the fox.
[21:28] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I swear.
[21:27] <starcat> Wh-- his dad isn't DEAD
[21:28] <Mdm_Maestro> the first evil would be the writer of this movie
[21:28] <starcat> (the second is Stephanie Meyer)
[21:28] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Oh god it's the fans of Twilight after us!
[21:28] <@Michael Dembeck> MY god, this movie is why i was glad i was a loner in high school
[21:29] <starcat> This is just really stupid.
[21:29] <@Michael Dembeck> WALKINH
[21:29] <@Michael Dembeck> ON
[21:29] <@Michael Dembeck> SUNSHINE
[21:29] <@Darkness Kusanagi> And this is the second time I've watched this movie.
[21:29] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Oh god.
[21:29] <Mdm_Maestro> Well it's Disney
[21:29] <@Michael Dembeck> MY GOD, KILL ME NOW
[21:29] <starcat> Ogres are legitimately vicious in the book and here they're...oppressed?
[21:29] <starcat> RAPE
[21:30] <@Michael Dembeck> You haven't swooned at sight of me....
[21:30] <@Michael Dembeck> I MUST DO YOU NOW
[21:30] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Nor have I, prince.
[21:30] <starcat> And now he likes her just because she's not swooning.
[21:31] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I have no interest in swooning for this prince.
[21:31] <starcat> That's crappy.
[21:31] <@Michael Dembeck> what about THE PRINCE
[21:31] <Mdm_Maestro> Twilight was so bad it was interesting to see
[21:31] <@Michael Dembeck> ♫ Purple Rain~ ♫
[21:31] <Mdm_Maestro> This is boring,
[21:31] <zairafirefly> No. No it wasn't.
[21:31] <starcat> This is badly-written, badly-acted, and badly...everything
[21:31] <starcat> Twilight was boring too
[21:32] <zairafirefly> I found twilight MUCH more boring
[21:32] <starcat> Already eighteen minutes have gone by! This is pretty cool!
[21:32] <@Darkness Kusanagi> SPOILER: It gets worse.
[21:32] <zairafirefly> this i thought at least little kids would like
[21:32] <Mdm_Maestro> If you say so.
[21:32] <starcat> By five minutes through twilight we were like "OH GOD NOOO MAKE IT STOP"
[21:33] <@Michael Dembeck> OH BURRRN
[21:33] <Mdm_Maestro> that made it more interesting, i.e. how bad could it get.
[21:33] <Mdm_Maestro> This is just ponderous.
[21:33] <@Darkness Kusanagi> "I know everything about you" does not break the ice well.
[21:33] <starcat> Okay "in the middle of the table iwth an apple in your mouth" was actually pretty good.
[21:33] <starcat> but michiru we haven't gotten to the ADVENTURE
[21:34] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Is that an escalator.
[21:34] <Mdm_Maestro> an escalator staircase is impreeive.
[21:34] <starcat> there's a perfectly good road three feet away and he runs up the hill
[21:34] <@Darkness Kusanagi> OH GOD they're in a MALL.
[21:34] <starcat> it's an escalator. a wooden escalator.
[21:34] <starcat> while she's talking to her "ethnic" friend
[21:34] <zairafirefly> and SHOPPING. cause our kids have to learn to SHOP. SPEND MORE MONEY.
[21:34] <starcat> shoplifting even
[21:35] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Take Cinderella's slippers?
[21:35] <@Michael Dembeck> god, bring on the booze
[21:35] <@Darkness Kusanagi> MALL COP
[21:35] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Mall knight?
[21:35] <@Michael Dembeck> WOODEN ESCALATOR
[21:35] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I don't like this it's really stupid so far.
[21:35] <@Michael Dembeck> I DEMAND MORE WOODEN ESCALTORS
[21:35] <starcat> Oh f[BLEEP]k no she didn't SHOPLIFT them she found them in the castle and was GIFTED them. :<
[21:36] <@Darkness Kusanagi> she's defying gravity now?
[21:36] <starcat> Man it doesn't work like THAT
[21:36] <zairafirefly> key word. fairy tale character.
[21:36] <starcat> What the hell.
[21:37] <zairafirefly> ok. DISNEY fairy tale character >_>
[21:37] <@Michael Dembeck> Can i say I hate this movie
[21:37] <@Michael Dembeck> i really hate this movie
[21:37] <starcat> D:< THIS IS S[BLEEP]T AND I HATE IT SO MUCH
[21:37] <Mdm_Maestro> I hate it as well.
[21:37] <Mdm_Maestro> It's just miserable
[21:37] <@Darkness Kusanagi> for this movie it's suggested you get some good old fashioned ale.
[21:37] <starcat> I forgot how bad this movie actually was.
[21:37] <starcat> I'm sorry.
[21:38] * @Darkness Kusanagi slams down a pint.
[21:38] <@Michael Dembeck> I want it to end, and never be watched again
[21:38] <@Michael Dembeck> Twilight was so bad it's good
[21:38] <@Michael Dembeck> This is just BAD
[21:38] <starcat> NO
[21:38] <Mdm_Maestro> Oh good grief the pointless "drama"
[21:38] <starcat> TWILIGHT WAS ALSO HORRIBLE D:
[21:38] <starcat> Man there are totally ways to say it and ALSO say you don't mean it.
[21:38] <@Michael Dembeck> BUT IS WAS GOOD IN A BAD WAY
[21:38] <starcat> Book!Ella would have figured it out.
[21:39] <@Michael Dembeck> this is just BAD
[21:38] <starcat> Because book!Ella was actually smart.
[21:39] <@Darkness Kusanagi> What is my tolerance really that much higher than yours?
[21:39] <@Michael Dembeck> BOYFRIEND BOOK
[21:39] <Mdm_Maestro> You just like mediaeval fantasy.
[21:39] <@Michael Dembeck> THE F[BLEEP]K
[21:39] <starcat> NO THERE IS NO WAY TWILIGHJT WAS GOOD D:
[21:39] <starcat> ...this book is my boyfriend?
[21:39] <@Darkness Kusanagi> "I love her so damn much plus I have no legs."
[21:39] <starcat> Why would they take him away.
[21:40] * @Michael Dembeck looks for a screwdriver to insert into head
[21:40] <Mdm_Maestro> I see that book with a head in it and I can only think of
[21:40] <Mdm_Maestro> Sex with a paving stone.
[21:40] <starcat> "Okay, lots of love, moving on." YES PLZ.
[21:41] <starcat> "Giantville" seriously D:
[21:41] <Mdm_Maestro> Ahh that poison ivy was enjoyable.
[21:41] <starcat> NARRATOR AGAIN D:
[21:42] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Holographic bookmap
[21:42] <starcat> "Monster Rock" what
[21:42] <starcat> for god's sake can they think of ANY inventive names.
[21:42] <@Darkness Kusanagi> THE ANCIENT ART OF ORIGAMI
[21:42] <@Michael Dembeck> If Godzilla isn't at Monster Rock, I'll be sorely disappointed.
[21:43] <Mdm_Maestro> What about the midget singing twins.
[21:43] <@Michael Dembeck> I'd accept Mothra
[21:43] <starcat> midget singing twins?
[21:44] <@Michael Dembeck> I :heart me some Mothra
[21:44] <@Michael Dembeck> ♡ ^
[21:44] <@Darkness Kusanagi> No no there will be a musical number soon enough.
[21:44] <Mdm_Maestro> The midget singing twins on Monster Island.
[21:44] <@Darkness Kusanagi> See.
[21:44] <Mdm_Maestro> ......
[21:44] <@Michael Dembeck> OH GOD SINGING AND DANCING THINGS
[21:44] * Mdm_Maestro goes to get a drink.
[21:44] <starcat> MUSICAL AMBUSH
[21:44] <starcat> Okay this is actually hilarious.
[21:45] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ♫ We'll have a real good tiiiiiiiiiiime~! ♫
[21:45] <@Darkness Kusanagi> and more.
[21:45] <@Michael Dembeck> IF HE SAYS DENTIST
[21:45] <@Michael Dembeck> I'LL F[BLEEP]KING CHOKE A B[BLEEP]CH
[21:45] <@Darkness Kusanagi> lawyer.
[21:45] <starcat> Is he an elf or a leprechaun.
[21:46] <Mdm_Maestro> Mmm being drunk will make this allll better~ ♫
[21:45] <starcat> lawyer
[21:46] <starcat> X has competition
[21:46] <Mdm_Maestro> TeeHeehhhehehehheeeeeheheee!
[21:46] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ♫ Craaaaazy~ I'm crazy for feeling so looooooooonely~ ♫
[21:47] <starcat> I have to admit the elves that aren't main characters are making me giggle.
[21:48] <Mdm_Maestro> A book versus an Elf
[21:49] <@Darkness Kusanagi> boys, if you can't play nice you can't play together.
[21:49] <@Darkness Kusanagi> BUNNAH
[21:49] <starcat> but if they can't play together then where will the yaoi come from?
[21:49] <starcat> that's not a bunny
[21:50] <Mdm_Maestro> his head is awefully blue relative to the rest of him.
[21:50] <@Michael Dembeck> THE BLUE BROTHERS
[21:50] <starcat> you can't see the rest of him, michiru
[21:50] <@Michael Dembeck> KEKEKEKE
[21:50] <Mdm_Maestro> Smurfs on Steroids?
[21:51] <@Darkness Kusanagi> then save it!
[21:51] <starcat> oh damn.
[21:52] <@Darkness Kusanagi> NUTSHOT
[21:52] <starcat> also, hey look, THIS ACTUALLY DID HAPPEN IN THE BOOK :O
[21:52] <@Darkness Kusanagi> no way :O
[21:52] <Mdm_Maestro> The "nutshot?"
[21:52] <starcat> Well not exactly like this :/
[21:52] <starcat> She actually lulled them to sleep by using their own persuasive voice tricks against them :/
[21:53] <@Darkness Kusanagi> apparently maiden is the chinese food of fantasy worlds
[21:53] <starcat> and then Char showed up and they got them all while they were asleep :D
[21:53] <starcat> also why is Ella the only American-sounding one.
[21:54] <@Darkness Kusanagi> because Anne couldn't pull off the accent
[21:54] <starcat> "It's just a scratch." "TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT"
[21:54] <starcat> anne can't pull off anything but his shirt
[21:54] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Horses on the beach
[21:55] <Mdm_Maestro> I don't have a girlfriend.. I have many
[21:55] <@Michael Dembeck> how LotR-ish
[21:55] <Mdm_Maestro> hahah
[21:55] <starcat> "Ihave many."
[21:55] <starcat> Medieval Teen? really?
[21:55] <@Darkness Kusanagi> look at his shirt
[21:55] <@Darkness Kusanagi> it's not torn anymore
[21:55] <@Darkness Kusanagi> just bloody
[21:55] <starcat> it's probably a new shi-- oh.
[21:56] <starcat> Wait it could still be a new shirt and then he bled through the bandages.
[21:56] <starcat> But that's...BAD.
[21:56] <starcat> oh god the Heavy-Handed Moral appears
[21:57] <@Darkness Kusanagi> this prince is in so much denial
[21:57] <@Darkness Kusanagi> WARNING another musical number is coming
[21:57] <Mdm_Maestro> Bollywood?
[21:57] <Mdm_Maestro> Why
[21:57] <starcat> what really
[21:57] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Giantwood
[21:58] <@Michael Dembeck> drunken faeries
[21:59] <Mdm_Maestro> I want to be drunk. So badly.
[21:59] <starcat> I really, really don't like how they made her the token black character. :/
[21:59] * Mdm_Maestro drinks
[21:59] <starcat> I wish I had alcohol too
[22:00] <Mdm_Maestro> the rhyming~ ♫
[22:00] <starcat> Haha annefail
[22:01] <@Darkness Kusanagi> see, musical number
[22:02] <zairafirefly> ♫ musical number ♫
[22:02] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ♫ can anybody find me~ some body to love~ ♫
[22:02] <starcat> noooes D:
[22:02] * Mdm_Maestro starts to turn a shade of green
[22:03] <Mdm_Maestro> what... is... this... pain...
[22:03] <// J_Daito //> LOL THAT'S DISNEY FOR YOU
[22:03] <// J_Daito //> DISNEY PWNS YOU
[22:03] <Mdm_Maestro> It hurts me
[22:03] <starcat> greener than an elf shirt?
[22:03] * @Michael Dembeck is drinking an entire bottle of vodka by this point
[22:03] <Mdm_Maestro> so saccharine
[22:03] <Mdm_Maestro> so SACCHARINE
[22:03] * Mdm_Maestro BANGS her fists on the table unelegantly
[22:03] <Mdm_Maestro> GNEH
[22:03] * @Darkness Kusanagi is singing along because she's bats[BLEEP]t insane, suckers!
[22:04] <Mdm_Maestro> make... this... abimination... END..
[22:03] <starcat> "soul"?
[22:04] <starcat> it's EXACTLY THE SAME AS BEFORE with more bad dancing
[22:04] <// J_Daito //> Aww the giants are grooving now
[22:04] <@Michael Dembeck> CROWD DANCING OF GIANTS
[22:04] <// J_Daito //> She's shaking her little obdient booty
[22:04] <@Michael Dembeck> WHERE IS MY SCREWDRIVER
[22:04] * Mdm_Maestro shudders
[22:05] <@Darkness Kusanagi> and then staring into the prince's eyes~
[22:04] <starcat> is that a menorah?
[22:04] <starcat> No, wait, it's only got seven. :(
[22:05] <Mdm_Maestro> I DON'T KNOW BUT PLEASE SIR sTAB IT IN MY EAR
[22:05] <@Michael Dembeck> OH GOD
[22:05] <@Michael Dembeck> THE GIANT IS HOT FOR THE ELD
[22:05] <@Michael Dembeck> ELF
[22:05] <@Michael Dembeck> HE CAN FIT HIS WHOLE BODY UP HER [BLEEP]
[22:05] <@Michael Dembeck> THE HELL
[22:05] <// J_Daito //> LOL to be a fly on the wall at that honeymoon
[22:05] <starcat> hugglesnuggle kissyprince!
[22:06] <// J_Daito //> "huge tracts of land" indeed
[22:06] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I've seen weirder couples.
[22:06] <Mdm_Maestro> that fire should be incinerating them.
[22:06] <starcat> Oh I have.
[22:06] <starcat> I haaaave.
[22:06] <@Darkness Kusanagi> but it's mood lighting!
[22:07] * Mdm_Maestro gets up
[22:07] <@Darkness Kusanagi> and green screen!
[22:07] <@Michael Dembeck> LOOK
[22:07] <@Michael Dembeck> THEY'RE IN HELL
[22:06] <starcat> FIRE FIRE FIRE we don't need no something let the motherf[BLEEP]ker burn
[22:07] <@Darkness Kusanagi> probably one of those 3 dollar fireplace DVDs
[22:07] <@Michael Dembeck> THERE IS A GOD
[22:07] <Mdm_Maestro> Clearly this movie was made for children as they are the onlu ones who can handle this.
[22:07] *** Mdm_Maestro [SeaGoddess@cpe.net.cable.rogers.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Chibiusa-chan, you're up)
[22:07] *** .'~SugaBB_2999~'. [cndygrrl@azabu-jh.ed.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:07] <+Luna-P> y0 .'~SugaBB_2999~'. *** It's Shaldra Week!!
[22:07] <@Darkness Kusanagi> am I the only one staying sane here
[22:07] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hay wats diz sit
[22:08] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> o sit sax bai da fairplase
[22:08] <@Michael Dembeck> YOU, PINK THING, MAKE SENSE OF THIS
[22:08] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> DEW TIT
[22:08] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> DEW TIT NEW
[22:08] <starcat> I'm sane.
[22:08] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> kass ham!
[22:08] <@Darkness Kusanagi> that wasn't an order you know
[22:08] * @Michael Dembeck has reached the point of intoxication where usa makes sense
[22:08] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> rawr si's al roamantik
[22:08] <@Darkness Kusanagi> AND IT'S LORD OF THE RINGS
[22:09] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> frum d a bak dey aqkl lok lik sentaurz
[22:09] <@Darkness Kusanagi> SEE THERE'S FRODO-- what that's the prince
[22:09] <@Michael Dembeck> ONE RING TO GET HIS C[BLEEP]K
[22:09] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> y doez da alf hav a dead shap behinad ham
[22:09] <@Darkness Kusanagi> BATOX
[22:09] <starcat> Halfway through the movie and I'm not crying and begging for it to stop!
[22:09] <starcat> Bat feces?
[22:10] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> becuz u lik dis kynd ov sit starrat
[22:10] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> itz 4 teenybapperz
[22:10] <starcat> D: I do not
[22:10] <starcat> This is s[BLEEP]t D:
[22:10] <starcat> I AM NOT A TEENYBOPPER T_T
[22:10] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> den u shuld be creamang 4 tit 2 stap
[22:10] <starcat> I'm not "tounging the foyer" T_T
[22:11] <starcat> no this is just bad
[22:11] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror in dis kangdum every nite iz a blak nite
[22:11] <starcat> it's not horrible
[22:11] <starcat> I've been through Twilight man.
[22:11] <starcat> Twi-f[BLEEP]king-light.
[22:11] <@Michael Dembeck> EVIL SNAKE
[22:11] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> y doaz da snak sewnd lyk sheare kan
[22:12] <@Darkness Kusanagi> This is his Heston.
[22:12] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Heeeeey~
[22:12] <@Michael Dembeck> OH GOD
[22:12] <@Michael Dembeck> I PLACE HIM
[22:12] <@Michael Dembeck> ITS ROBIN HOOD
[22:12] <@Michael Dembeck> FROM ROBIN HOOD MEN IN TIGHTS
[22:12] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I said that earlier Mike
[22:12] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> frum wear
[22:12] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ROR YAS
[22:12] <@Michael Dembeck> i did not see that
[22:12] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> TIT IZ
[22:12] <starcat> Sounded like "We had a little run-in with smokers."
[22:12] <@Michael Dembeck> MY BAD
[22:14] <starcat> shouldn't you ask her to be your girlfriend first?
[22:14] <starcat> Officially court her ?
[22:15] * @Darkness Kusanagi headdesks like Ella
[22:15] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wat wuz dat 4
[22:16] <starcat> Olive is, sadly, pretty much unchanged from the book.
[22:17] <@Darkness Kusanagi> "oh no" "oh yesss~"
[22:17] <starcat> "Touch your toes." BUTTSEX
[22:17] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> shak ur booti....???
[22:17] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Shake your booty indeed.
[22:18] <starcat> 9_9
[22:19] <@Michael Dembeck> YES, KILL HIM SO THIS WILL END
[22:18] <starcat> This is the stupidest little plot ever.
[22:19] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i agri
[22:19] <starcat> the book was so much more powerful and actually good :/
[22:19] <starcat> this is sad and cheesy.
[22:19] <starcat> Also the zingy little SFX suck
[22:20] <@Darkness Kusanagi> VOICEOVER
[22:20] <@Darkness Kusanagi> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
[22:20] <starcat> Everyone hates Ella. :(
[22:20] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> at leeest itz nat liek twikligt
[22:20] <starcat> NOOOOOO NOT THE VOICEOVERS
[22:20] * starcat shudders uncontrollably
[22:21] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wut wuz he dong wit dat goaet
[22:21] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Ella: One Freaky Chick.
[22:21] <starcat> An obedient girl being tied up?
[22:21] <starcat> with CHAINS no less.
[22:22] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror i pleyed dat gayme inse
[22:22] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ^onse
[22:22] <starcat> "Oh, ohhh~! OHH~!! Oh, hurry!!"
[22:23] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshsh... mammariez~ ♫
[22:23] <@Darkness Kusanagi> oh god her face is terrifying
[22:24] <starcat> ...and now I know why they had to make her black.
[22:24] <starcat> just so she could say "I don't THINK so" like that. D:
[22:24] <@Darkness Kusanagi> XD
[22:24] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshs ror
[22:25] <@Darkness Kusanagi> cliiiiiiiiiing
[22:25] <@Darkness Kusanagi> "okay that hurt"
[22:25] <@Darkness Kusanagi> and he DROPS the b[BLEEP]ch
[22:26] <starcat> He can't do anything to his hair for the ball?
[22:26] <starcat> Nothing nice?
[22:26] <@Darkness Kusanagi> he made it stylishly messy.
[22:26] <starcat> No, that's just messy.
[22:27] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> or iz dat massily stylash
[22:27] <@Darkness Kusanagi> and there's still 20 minutes left people!
[22:27] <starcat> ...oh god what
[22:27] <starcat> wait "these last few days"
[22:27] <starcat> that's IT?
[22:28] <starcat> man they knew each other for like a year or something in the book ;_;
[22:28] <@Darkness Kusanagi> oh here's a great question!
[22:28] <@Michael Dembeck> TWENTY
[22:28] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> itz a faritale dey dewnt waist tym
[22:28] <starcat> this is bad for children they'll marry whoever proposes first ;_;
[22:28] <@Darkness Kusanagi> She magically had her dress changed
[22:28] * @Michael Dembeck slams head against wall
[22:28] <@Darkness Kusanagi> how does she still have the dagger.
[22:28] <@Darkness Kusanagi> and where did she pull it from.
[22:28] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hir azzcrak
[22:28] <starcat> Magic.
[22:29] <@Michael Dembeck> WILL POWER
[22:29] <@Michael Dembeck> SMASH MAGIC NAO
[22:29] <@Darkness Kusanagi> No
[22:29] <@Darkness Kusanagi> True Love.
[22:29] <@Darkness Kusanagi> if only it were willpower.
[22:29] <starcat> this just...there's no...emotional impact
[22:29] <starcat> I just don't CARE about them.
[22:30] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. yawmz
[22:30] <@Michael Dembeck> you're expecting emotional impact from wooden actors?
[22:30] <starcat> well...I guess I shouldn't.
[22:30] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror
[22:31] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. is now known as Big Wurm
[22:31] <Big Wurm> UR PLAYANG WIT MAI EMOSHUNS
[22:31] * Big Wurm is now known as .'~SugaBB_2999~'.
[22:31] <@Darkness Kusanagi> excuse me while I scheme with my giant cgi snake.
[22:32] <starcat> of course it's CGI, normal snakes aren't that big
[22:32] <starcat> it's a special effect juuuust for the movies
[22:32] <@Michael Dembeck> and ogres!
[22:32] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror u nevar sean elioz' trousar snak
[22:33] <@Michael Dembeck> ......and
[22:33] <@Michael Dembeck> giant golden snake idol......
[22:33] <@Michael Dembeck> NOT PHALLIC, WE PROMISE
[22:33] <starcat> unf unf unf
[22:33] <starcat> if the gauntlet doesn't fit you must acquit.
[22:33] <starcat> what REALLY
[22:33] <@Darkness Kusanagi> OMNOM HUMAN >:E
[22:34] <@Darkness Kusanagi> he's poisoned.... the crown
[22:34] <@Michael Dembeck> BECAUSE YOU CAN KILL BY POISONING A HAT
[22:34] <@Darkness Kusanagi> wait.
[22:34] <@Michael Dembeck> REALLY
[22:34] <@Darkness Kusanagi> what.
[22:34] <starcat> there's some humans I'd like to nom if you know what I mean~
[22:34] <starcat> a poisoned CROWN?
[22:34] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> a poisoonded krown?>
[22:34] <@Michael Dembeck> and it's misting GREEN
[22:34] <@Darkness Kusanagi> neechan let's save that for later~
[22:35] <@Michael Dembeck> A POISON CROWN
[22:35] <@Darkness Kusanagi> okay so far
[22:35] <@Darkness Kusanagi> the ogres have the best characterization.
[22:35] <@Michael Dembeck> and is it sad, the Ogres are the only saving grace off this film.
[22:35] <starcat> poor little kid he's gonna die
[22:35] <starcat> No no the singing elves were pretty good.
[22:36] <starcat> That's the only other good bit.
[22:36] <starcat> o
[22:36] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ...
[22:36] <@Michael Dembeck> NINJA GUARDS
[22:36] <@Darkness Kusanagi> NINJA GUARDS?
[22:36] <starcat> oh and Ella's one comeback in the beginning.
[22:36] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> LMARO
[22:36] <starcat> Red ninjas
[22:36] <starcat> what
[22:36] <starcat> What the hell.
[22:37] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Now, Folks, we're not kidding at this point.
[22:36] <starcat> It's like they just stopped and went "Hm. What's cool? Ninjas!"
[22:37] <starcat> "What else do kids like? SWORDS!"
[22:37] <@Darkness Kusanagi> We're watching Red Ninja Guards.
[22:37] <starcat> "And the color red!"
[22:37] <@Michael Dembeck> Medieval Red Ninjas
[22:37] <starcat> ...and then they turned him into a PUMPKIN
[22:37] <@Michael Dembeck> I think my mind is truely lost for words now
[22:37] <starcat> the BOOKMAN was a PUMPKIN
[22:37] <starcat> like like a GOURD that's ORANGE
[22:38] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i miz herculez new
[22:38] <@Michael Dembeck> DID SHE JUST HURRACANRANA?@?
[22:38] <@Michael Dembeck> ?!
[22:38] <starcat> In the last ten minutes they've outdone the entire WTF of Twilight.
[22:38] <starcat> also the snake just looked up that man's robe
[22:38] <@Darkness Kusanagi> they plotted while fighting red ninja knights
[22:38] <starcat> "He killed your father." "What? That can't be true."
[22:39] <@Michael Dembeck> and the CGI is mauled by FANGIRLS
[22:39] <@Darkness Kusanagi> hey it's the pope!
[22:39] <@Michael Dembeck> AND NOW HE'S ADMITTING TO MURDER
[22:39] <@Darkness Kusanagi> OH GOD
[22:39] <@Michael Dembeck> AND HE PUTS ON THE POISON CROWN
[22:39] <@Darkness Kusanagi> GUESS WHERE THIS IS GOING
[22:39] <starcat> yes get closer to the man who wants to KILL YOU
[22:39] <starcat> This prince is a GENIUS
[22:39] <@Darkness Kusanagi> "oops"
[22:39] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> yas pat tit on ror
[22:39] <@Michael Dembeck> MY GOD
[22:39] * @Darkness Kusanagi headdesks.
[22:39] <starcat> ...
[22:40] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> REALI DAD U EXPACT SUMTHANG MROR
[22:39] <starcat> just when you thought it oculdn't get any worse.
[22:40] <@Michael Dembeck> PUNCH THE B[BLEEP]CH OUT
[22:40] <starcat> "He's dead. Actually he just killed himself. LET'S MAKE OUT!"
[22:40] <@Michael Dembeck> AND THE CROWD AWW'S
[22:40] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i lik dat paert
[22:40] <@Darkness Kusanagi> who bets there's another dance number before the end
[22:41] <@Darkness Kusanagi> who bets
[22:41] <starcat> Charmont looks the same in every single scene :/
[22:41] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> no far us sew dis mavie alreadi
[22:41] <starcat> I bet.
[22:41] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Because there is.
[22:41] <starcat> Oh hey Jasmine Areida is back
[22:41] <@Michael Dembeck> Here it comes
[22:41] <@Michael Dembeck> OH GOD
[22:41] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ♫ Don't go breaking my heart~ ♫
[22:41] <@Michael Dembeck> THEY'RE SINGING DON'T GO BREAKIN MY HEART
[22:41] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> isnt dat narator frum monti pathon
[22:42] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ya he's from monty python.
[22:42] <starcat> IS THAT A TEARAWAY DRESS D:
[22:42] <starcat> why D:
[22:42] <@Michael Dembeck> my lord, how the mighty python has fallen
[22:42] <starcat> WHY D:
[22:42] <starcat> THAT GIANTESS IS HOLDING THE ELF LIKE A BABY THAT IS NOT ATTRACTIVE
[22:42] <starcat> bad eighties dancing D:
[22:42] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ♫ I won't go breaking your heart~! ♫
[22:42] <starcat> Not even eighties
[22:42] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> in a muzikal wulrd u mast be redi 2 break in2 dunce et ani tyme!@!!1
[22:42] <@Michael Dembeck> WHY IS EVIL STEPMOTHER JOINING THE DANCE NUMBER
[22:42] <starcat> just every single kind of bad retro-ish dancing ever.
[22:43] <@Darkness Kusanagi> THE OGRES
[22:43] <@Michael Dembeck> OH GOD HE ISN'T DEAD
[22:43] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror da kang laved
[22:43] <@Michael Dembeck> GREAT POISON THERE BUDDY
[22:43] <@Michael Dembeck> *THERE
[22:43] <@Michael Dembeck> THERE BUDDY
[22:43] <starcat> Okay the knights can dance >_>
[22:43] <@Darkness Kusanagi> XD XD
[22:43] <@Michael Dembeck> RAGE SPELLING RWAAAR
[22:43] <starcat> HE'S NOT DEAD just in case they needed a sequel
[22:43] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshsh new make iz spalling pruiperli lik mi
[22:43] <@Darkness Kusanagi> and they ride off into the worst green screen ever!
[22:44] <@Michael Dembeck> THE CREDITS
[22:44] <starcat> TWO GIRLS ONE MOVIE B[BLEEP]CHES
[22:44] <@Michael Dembeck> THANK YOU SWEET CREDITS
[22:44] <@Michael Dembeck> BEST CREDITS EVER TO HAPPEN
[22:44] <starcat> it's OVER
[22:44] <@Darkness Kusanagi> AND IT'LL ONLY GET WORSE FROM HERE
[22:44] <starcat> we made it all in one sitting, guys! :D
[22:44] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ?
[22:44] <@Darkness Kusanagi> So what's next on our list, neechan~!
[22:44] <@Michael Dembeck> yes, we did
[22:45] <starcat> ♦ NEXT 2GIRLS 1MOVIE: Spice World!
[22:45] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> O H SNP
[22:45] <@Michael Dembeck> .....
[22:45] <@Darkness Kusanagi> YA WE'RE GOING THERE
[22:45] <@Michael Dembeck> OH F[BLEEP]K YES
[22:45] <@Michael Dembeck> I need a reason to drink
[22:45] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> holy masterackerign suit
[22:45] <@Darkness Kusanagi> I sat through it once I can sit through it again!
[22:46] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> I WILL BE THERE FOR THAT MOVIE!!!!!
[22:46] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ...
[22:46] <@Darkness Kusanagi> these credits are scaring me
[22:46] <@Michael Dembeck> Fear not, the Token Male will be here for this one aswell.
[22:46] * [gTV]C'est_la_V is away: O_O \m/
[22:46] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. is away: NEW BICHJ I WENT 2 B DERE 4 DAT SIT
[22:46] <starcat> I only watched the first ten minutes when I was like ten or something!
[22:47] <@Darkness Kusanagi> So that's Two Girls One Movie for the night!
[22:47] <@Darkness Kusanagi> We'll see you all next time for the insanity!
[22:47] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Neechan, what did you think of this sucker anyways.
[22:47] <starcat> Thanks for coming!
[22:47] <starcat> It wasn't as bad as Twilight, as promised!
[22:47] <starcat> Even though it was pretty s[BLEEP]tty at some points D:
[22:47] <@Darkness Kusanagi> It wasn't good either :/
[22:47] <starcat> But it DID have some glimmers of goodness.
[22:47] <@Darkness Kusanagi> don't you mean sparkles?
[22:48] <@Michael Dembeck> small glimmers
[22:48] <@Michael Dembeck> like, for no longer the 30 seconds
[22:48] <@Michael Dembeck> basically any scene with the Ogres
[22:48] <starcat> It would have been greatly improved with some original music, less shoehorning of morality and plot points, and a bit more time to get to know the characters.
[22:48] <starcat> And: NO SPARKLES OH GOD D:
[22:48] <starcat> the Ogres, and the singing elves.
[22:48] <@Michael Dembeck> and less "BWING" sounds
[22:48] <starcat> And that one bit in the beginning!
[22:49] <@Michael Dembeck> so many less Bwings
[22:48] <starcat> But that's still better than The Movie that Shall Not Be Named.
[22:49] <starcat> Also Prince Charmont needs a hairbrush.
[22:49] <starcat> Oh man the bwing sounds >_<
[22:49] <@Darkness Kusanagi> Yup.
[22:49] <starcat> So neesan, how do you feel about it?
[22:50] <@Michael Dembeck> THE CREDITS ARE OVER, WE ARE FREE
[22:50] <starcat> free ♡
[22:50] <@Darkness Kusanagi> It could have been better, but I could sit through it without getting wasted.
[22:50] <starcat> Spice World!
[22:50] <starcat> and remember:
[22:51] <@Darkness Kusanagi> ♦ Got a movie suggestion for us? Toss us an email at: twogirlsonemovie@gmail.com
[22:51] <starcat> ♦ Any suggestions for bad movies (especially chick flicks), send them to twogirlsonemovie@gmail.com

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[05:20] <@SpeedRcrX> Wow
[05:20] <@SpeedRcrX> that did sound pretty bad
[05:21] <@SpeedRcrX> Though Spice World could be f[BLEEP]king hilarious
[05:21] <@SpeedRcrX> I've never seen it
[05:21] <Mdm_Maestro> Hmph well I shan't be doing that again.
[05:21] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL weak
[05:21] <Mdm_Maestro> We'll see how weak you are after seeing a poorly-executed fairy tale with no emotional drama whatsoever.
[05:22] <Mdm_Maestro> The story of a WHALE in One Piece was handled more dramatically
[05:22] <@SpeedRcrX> (Unless you watch 4 kids, in which case there was no whale. YOU HEAR ME. THERE WAS NO WHALE)
[05:23] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wat wale i dewnt gat tit
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