Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1451 - “Human After All”
IRC Chat #1451

“Human After All”

Tags: chibiusa, drunk, future, timey-wimey wibbly-wobbly

[19:39] *** Sun Nov 23 2008 - LOGGING START ***
[19:39] *** Topic is - She's a human being whoda thunkit -
[19:39] *** Set by @SpeedRcrX on Sun Nov 23 19:39 2008

[19:39] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /mi kz kyang
[19:39] <Reverend_H> Cryin tears of joy at seeing my [BLEEP], baby?
[19:40] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> FAK OV ASSWIP FAK OV :P
[19:40] * Reverend_H is away: by "fak" I take it you mean "jack", yo :3
[19:40] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> faker y kant u EVAR TAK MI SARIOUSLI
[19:41] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> It's hard to take you seriously when it's almost impossible to decipher your terrible typing, kiddo
[19:41] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ^RESPACTFAL
[19:42] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> You adbicated the throne, your pop is currently in drag pretending to be 134340 back in our time :P
[19:43] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak U >< FAK U ><
[19:43] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Hey.. you're really upset aren't you?
[19:43] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wel ur a facking GENIASS
[19:44] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I can't tell if that was a typo or an insult
[19:44] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> tit wux boath
[19:44] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> k
[19:44] * @Sakura Xadium Aino will be offended later, is worried about you
[19:44] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ...
[19:44] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> uell lasten 2 mi?
[19:45] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I'll do my best, it's hard to follow you sometimes.
[19:45] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> waiet
[19:45] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. is away 
[19:46] * @Sakura Xadium Aino dawdles while Serenity III is off doing whatevers
[20:17] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. is back
[20:17] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. dranks saki
[20:17] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Saké?
[20:17] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /mi gats god n drank
[20:17] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. is now known as Neo-Princess Serenity
[20:17] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> You got drunk and transformed.... ^^;
[20:18] <Neo-Princess Serenity> Yes.
[20:18] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> andyoucanspellorwasthatanaberration
[20:18] <Neo-Princess Serenity> My typing gets worse when I drink
[20:19] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> worse ? ? ?
[20:19] <Neo-Princess Serenity> Sakura-chan...
[20:19] <Neo-Princess Serenity> Why are you here?
[20:19] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Huh?
[20:19] <Neo-Princess Serenity> In the 21st Century.
[20:20] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> It's a fun place to visit every now and then, like going to see an Amish village or something. Sometimes it's nice to get away from the 3-D holovids and Crystal Tokyo / Venus politics
[20:20] <Neo-Princess Serenity> But you're here so often...
[20:21] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Nuh-uh... Time Travel just makes it look that way. Months may have passed between the time I say "hiyas!" on Monday and again on Tuesday. You should know this :P
[20:22] <Neo-Princess Serenity> Unlike you, I left my home in the Crystal Millennium to stay here permanently.
[20:23] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Yeah see I couldn't do that. I mean, for cryin' out loud, people here cook with Microwaves. How Gauche is that?
[20:23] <Neo-Princess Serenity> Sakura-chan... what do you think of me?
[20:23] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Huh
[20:24] <Neo-Princess Serenity> The kind of person I am
[20:24] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> <_<
[20:24] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> >_> Well I can't really give you an honest answer seeing as how I know you later on down the road as opposed to right now
[20:24] <Neo-Princess Serenity> What do you think of the "me" you see before you, then?
[20:26] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Well...
[20:26] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> You're kind of... hormonal.
[20:27] <Neo-Princess Serenity> Do you think I enjoy being this way
[20:27] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> From the noises you make, yes :P
[20:27] <Neo-Princess Serenity> ^^;
[20:27] <Neo-Princess Serenity> While there are some... pleasures to be had in it, I am not happy with myself.
[20:27] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> ORLY
[20:28] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Sorry, this internet slang thing has really gotten into my grammar <_<
[20:28] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> really?
[20:28] <Neo-Princess Serenity> The first time I ran to the past it was to save my parents from the Black Moon.
[20:29] <Neo-Princess Serenity> But then, the second time, it was to get their attention.
[20:29] <Neo-Princess Serenity> They were so busy with each other back home they left me to a substandard education and the life of a spoiled princess.
[20:30] <Neo-Princess Serenity> I had had so much more fun here, where I was a visitor, the cousin of the Tsukino family who was treated with so much love by Ikuko-mama, and even my own Mama, and Rei-chan, and everyone.
[20:30] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> You know that kinda twisted history in a knot <_<
[20:31] <Neo-Princess Serenity> F[BLEEP]k. History.
[20:31] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Bad thing to say to a Time Lord ><
[20:31] <Neo-Princess Serenity> Seriously.
[20:31] <Neo-Princess Serenity> I ran away from all the comforts of home to be with Mama and Papa, and they're GONE AGAIN.
[20:32] <Neo-Princess Serenity> I gave up EVERYTHING to come here. My throne, my comfortable life
[20:32] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> It was an empty life?
[20:32] <Neo-Princess Serenity> And how is this better?
[20:32] <Neo-Princess Serenity> I have Mandroids and occassionally Elios to service me.
[20:33] <Neo-Princess Serenity> Future-Mama showed up ONCE and vanished, and Past-Mama of course has been to the future and become Future-Mama.
[20:34] <Neo-Princess Serenity> Papa came back after her, then went bats[BLEEP]t insane at being second fiddle to Women, tried to beat up the Senshi, got beaten and then ran back to the future posing as PUU!
[20:34] <Neo-Princess Serenity> WHAt. THE F[BLEEP]K.
[20:34] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> (well they do kind of look alike from a bone structure perspective)
[20:35] <Neo-Princess Serenity> THAT ISN'T THE POINT
[20:35] <Neo-Princess Serenity> I've left it all behind, for WHAT?
[20:35] <Neo-Princess Serenity> I could have been back home comfy and living like a PRINCESS
[20:36] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> You made a choice. You came to where your friends are.
[20:37] <Neo-Princess Serenity> And where are they, huh? Rei-chan ran off to Europe or something. Haruka-san and Michiru-san are in CANADA, Mako-chan, Ami-chan and your mother are all in relationships, and and Hotaru-chan is broken down to nothing from her work!!
[20:38] <Neo-Princess Serenity> NO ONE HAS TIME FOR ME
[20:38] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> What about Momoko?
[20:38] <Neo-Princess Serenity> She likes the whole kogal thing a little too much ><
[20:39] <Neo-Princess Serenity> I just started all that hoping Mama and Papa would rescue me >< But they DIDN'T.
[20:39] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> All right let me ask you something.
[20:40] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Do you want to go back to the Crystal Millennium? I can take you there right nao. You can pick up right where you left off (once you school your crossdressing pop)
[20:41] <Neo-Princess Serenity> I don't know
[20:41] <Neo-Princess Serenity> I like it here.
[20:42] <Neo-Princess Serenity> I want everything to be like it was before all that stuff where everyone got sucked into the future
[20:42] <Neo-Princess Serenity> They came back all different ><
[20:42] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> But but
[20:43] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I don't get it, you were BORN in the future with them, surely you got used to them like that?
[20:43] <Neo-Princess Serenity> I was born there and then I came here
[20:43] <Neo-Princess Serenity> And spent a lot more of my childhood HERE
[20:44] <Neo-Princess Serenity> and then they left and I stayed with Haruka-san and Michiru-san and they came back and it's nothing like I remember! They're all so preoccupied now!
[20:44] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> They lost... a lot of their lives.
[20:44] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Listen, Chibiusa
[20:45] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> They were just out of college in 2001 when they got sucked into that rift
[20:45] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> (out of college or in the last year I dunno)
[20:48] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> They almost immediately became the full-time defenders of Earth in a future society that feared them and the rule of your mother.
[20:48] <Neo-Princess Serenity> (who can blame them, it's MOM she's an idiot)
[20:49] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> They were walled into that city once Nemesis was repelled, and had nothing to do but talk to each other and try to scratch out a new life.
[20:50] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Only by the grace of P-l-u-t-o was time compressed so they barely lost any real time.
[20:50] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Then they found themselves back. In the old stomping grounds.
[20:51] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Where they had been walled in before, there had at least been benefits. No rent, no bills, no need to join the rat race.
[20:52] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Now they're back in an age before replicators, teleporters, and magic space rock power. Where they have to use cars. And pay rent. And BUY food.
[20:52] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> What WAS normal suddenly became insane. They're still adjusting.
[20:53] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> It doesn't matter if only 2-3 years passed for them physically. Mentally it was more like a decade or so.
[20:53] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> You've got to understand their situations. They've never had the chance to live before now.
[20:53] <Neo-Princess Serenity> But but NEITHER HAVE I
[20:54] <Neo-Princess Serenity> I came here TO LIVE
[20:54] <Neo-Princess Serenity> But I'm just... withering away
[20:54] <Neo-Princess Serenity> One boy after the next, batman, mandroids, it's all meaningless ><
[20:54] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> (I hear they are still cleaning out the batmobile)
[20:54] <Neo-Princess Serenity> ><
[20:55] <Neo-Princess Serenity> The one thing I wanted most I can't have
[20:55] <Neo-Princess Serenity> the love of my parents
[20:55] <Neo-Princess Serenity> It's like I wasted my time ><
[20:55] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Do you really, really think that?
[20:55] <Neo-Princess Serenity> no
[20:56] <Neo-Princess Serenity> I know that i'd rather be here
[20:56] <Neo-Princess Serenity> but it's so... FRUSTRATING
[20:56] * Neo-Princess Serenity holds up her Mirai no Ginzuishou
[20:56] <Neo-Princess Serenity> All the power in this damned thing and it can't give me the one thing I want
[20:57] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Oh I'm sure it could give it to you. You just have to wish on it.
[20:57] <Neo-Princess Serenity> But then it wouldn't be real!
[20:57] <Neo-Princess Serenity> I'd just be forcing it on them!
[20:57] <Neo-Princess Serenity> I don't want to do that!
[20:57] <Neo-Princess Serenity> I want them to choose me!
[20:57] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> heh
[20:58] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Who says you're not wise, kiddo
[20:58] <Neo-Princess Serenity> But they don't choose me... they choose other stuff
[20:59] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> It's not that they don't choose you.
[21:00] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> They can't fit you in.
[21:00] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Not in the way you want. Not yet.
[21:01] <Neo-Princess Serenity> But they should! They're my parents!
[21:01] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Wellll.... yes and no
[21:02] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> While it's true the version of your mom in this Time Zone has given birth to you, as far as her folks are concerned, you're just a cousin
[21:02] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> She can't go around saying "LOL LOOKIT GRANDKID"
[21:03] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Plus your Pop isn't in this Time Zone either so it would be extremely awkward
[21:03] <Neo-Princess Serenity> ...
[21:03] <Neo-Princess Serenity> I just...
[21:03] <Neo-Princess Serenity> I just want my damned family back
[21:04] <Neo-Princess Serenity> I'm tired of living in this hole with Jedite and Elios and Tomoe-hakase
[21:04] <Neo-Princess Serenity> I want to live with the people I came here to live with
[21:04] <Neo-Princess Serenity> my Mommy and Daddy.
[21:05] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> kiddo no offense but the last 5 or so years have been like one giant slumber party for you
[21:05] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> The historical record speaks for itself!
[21:06] <Neo-Princess Serenity> One grows tired of Sexy Parties, Sakura-chan.
[21:06] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> (seriouslies?)
[21:06] <Neo-Princess Serenity> (mostly)
[21:07] <Neo-Princess Serenity> I'm tired of being the token loli that f[BLEEP]ks everything it sees
[21:07] <Neo-Princess Serenity> i went to be a normal, good gurl living at hom with momy and dady
[21:07] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> ... I think you're sobering up
[21:08] <Neo-Princess Serenity> i Think sew too.
[21:08] <Neo-Princess Serenity> Sakura-chun, wil tit get batter?
[21:08] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Yeahs. Just
[21:08] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Just hang in there, kid
[21:08] <Neo-Princess Serenity> ok
[21:08] * Neo-Princess Serenity is now known as .'~SugaBB_2999~'.
[21:09] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /mi HAGS skankura-chun
[21:09] * @Sakura Xadium Aino hugs back
[21:09] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> tanks 4 lasstening 2 mi
[21:09] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i feal battar
[21:09] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> good
[21:09] * Reverend_H is back
[21:10] <Reverend_H> yo suga bb want to Ride the horse with the Force, yo?
[21:10] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak u gat an AYDES tast
[21:10] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. is away: ^^b
[21:10] <Reverend_H> ...
[21:10] <Reverend_H> Sakura?
[21:10] * @Sakura Xadium Aino is away: and test for Syphilis too :P
[21:11] <Reverend_H> Damn yo, what's a guy got to do to get some in dis hizzouse, yo?
[21:11] <// J_Daito //> Build your own woman.
[21:11] <// J_Daito //> That's what I did.
[21:12] <// J_Daito //> But be wary lest it become a demigod and smite you
[21:12] * @spiritflame grins darkly
[21:12] *** Sun Nov 23 2008 - LOGGING STOP ***

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