Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1446 - “in AD 2006 Spiderman is beginning”
IRC Chat #1446

“in AD 2006 Spiderman is beginning”

Tags: engrish, batman

[08:55] *** Thu Nov 13 2008 - LOGGING START ***
[08:55] *** Topic is - It's too early to think -
[08:55] *** Set by @Dr. Xadium on Thu Nov 13 08:55 2008

[08:55] <FireFly_9> I hate getting up so early, and my work week isn't even half over.
[08:56] <[gTV]Red_Crow> There can be benefits to getting up early.
[08:56] <FireFly_9> Such as?
[08:56] <[gTV]Red_Crow> You get to see the most hilarious things
[08:56] <[gTV]Red_Crow> For example: YingGirl found this image, depicting an "Engrish" version of Batman Begins:




[08:57] * FireFly_9 rubs her eyes and yawns, it's hard to read
[08:57] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Here I'll type it out for you:
[08:58] <[gTV]Red_Crow>:
When being a child Bruce Wayne had witnessed with his own eyes the fact his parents of millionaire were killed cruelly. So affected his strong desire of Revenging his parents. However, God had never given him a chance to fulfill his will. Following the advice of Raws Al-Ghul - the chief of Ninja Group, Bruce come to Gete, which was a corrupted city filled with various crime groups. Bruce found a basement under his villa that turned him into another person: Spiderman. With this mask Spiderman stroke all criminal activates and criminals everywhere. Such as Tougon, the chief of mafia, Dr. Jackstraw, the abnormal drug trafficker, even a mysterious opponent quite familiar with him ------------------------

[08:58] <@SpeedRcrX> OH S[BLEEP]T THERE'S A CREATURE OR SOMETHING IN THE HOUSE
[08:59] <[gTV]Red_Crow> ?
[08:59] <@SpeedRcrX> I hear it strangulating Hotaru, the gasps of her life being taken away!
[08:59] <[gTV]Red_Crow> And you're not going in to her room to help?
[08:59] <@SpeedRcrX> Well I'm telling YOU aren't I?
[09:00] <FireFly_9> ...
[09:00] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Haruka I live in MORI tower. DOWNTOWN. You live down the HALL from her.
[09:00] <@SpeedRcrX> You've got wings. You can fly!
[09:00] <FireFly_9> I'm not dying.
[09:01] <@SpeedRcrX> Then what was that hideous sound coming from your room?!
[09:01] <FireFly_9> That was the sound of me *laughing* D:
[09:01] <@SpeedRcrX> I've never heard that before
[09:01] <FireFly_9> ...
[09:01] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (and you never will again at this rate ><)
[09:01] *** Thu Nov 13 2008 - LOGGING STOP ***




 






Uhh Haruka came back for a week. She's rich, she can do that <_<

...That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Dr. X • 11/15/08 07:52am

Wait, aren't Haruka and Hotaru still in different countries? Did I miss something?

Miru • 11/15/08 07:48am

Almost ashamed to admit it, but that had me laughing out loud too. Spiderman?!

/and I'm off to fight Doctor Jackstraw, the abnormal drug trafficker...

Bogey • 11/14/08 01:43am



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