Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1442 - “Romance denied and the perils of Self Insertion”
IRC Chat #1442

“Romance denied and the perils of Self Insertion”

Tags: comic, yuuichiro, sailor moon abridged

[11:31] *** Sun Nov 09 2008 - LOGGING START ***
[11:31] *** Topic is - There's never enough time -
[11:31] *** Set by @Dr. Xadium on Sun Nov 09 11:31 2008

[11:32] <@SpeedRcrX> F[BLEEP]k so Vista imploded on me and I had to reinstall it, now I have to put back all my applications
[11:36] <// J_Daito //> Time to hit the Bittorrent store, eh?
[11:36] <@SpeedRcrX> F[BLEEP]k you :P
[11:36] <// J_Daito //> "F[BLEEP]k you Mister President."
[11:36] <@SpeedRcrX> Do I look like Monica Lewinsky to you.
[11:37] <// J_Daito //> I dunno put on a blue dress and we'll see
[11:37] <// J_Daito //> Of course then you'd just look like a transvestite.
[11:37] <// J_Daito //> But you already are so...
[11:37] <// J_Daito //> ><
[11:37] <@SpeedRcrX> F[BLEEP]k you I'm not a transvestite women can wear men's clothing assipe
[11:41] <// J_Daito //> Assipe?
[11:41] <@SpeedRcrX> Shut up it's early I can't type go to hell
[11:41] <// J_Daito //> It's almost noon
[11:41] <@SpeedRcrX> As I said early
[11:42] <@Dr. Xadium> Did anyone catch the reference to Captain Jack Harkness on Knight Rider last night?
[11:42] *** @SpeedRcrX has kicked @Dr. Xadium from #suburbansenshi REASON: ( yes and who cares I'm pissed about KARR not being KARR WTF is up with that)
[11:43] <// J_Daito //> I'm looking in flyers to see what my new presidential computer should be
[11:43] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude. Aren't they going to pay you like 200k a year why do you need a flyer, just buy the top of the line s[BLEEP]t
[11:44] <// J_Daito //> ... Only 200 thousand to be the head of the American Empire?
[11:44] <@SpeedRcrX> It's not an Empire
[11:44] <// J_Daito //> and it never will be if they don't pay their Maximum leader more than a baseball player gets for sitting out half the season with a torn hamstring
[11:45] <// J_Daito //> It hardly seems worth it
[11:58] *** Y_Sado [torgo@juubanhikawajinja.ne.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[11:58] <+Luna-P> y0 Y_Sado
[11:58] <// J_Daito //> ... a n00b?
[11:58] <Y_Sado> So this is where you all are
[11:59] <@SpeedRcrX> Sado... Chado? Chad?
[11:59] <Y_Sado> NO.
[11:59] <Y_Sado> That's just the handle I took because I like Bleach :P
[11:59] <Y_Sado> It's been a long time, Ten'ou-san :P
[12:00] <// J_Daito //> LOL it called you "-san"
[12:00] <// J_Daito //> Obviously doesn't know you very well
[12:00] <@SpeedRcrX> F[BLEEP]k off Jed
[12:00] <Y_Sado> NO YOU F[BLEEP]K OFF TEN'OU-SAN
[12:00] <@SpeedRcrX> huh
[12:00] <Y_Sado> YOU LET HER GO AWAY AND DIDN'T TELL ANYONE
[12:01] <@SpeedRcrX> Who are you Chad :P
[12:01] <Y_Sado> Kumada.
[12:01] <@SpeedRcrX> Kumada... Kumada...
[12:01] <// J_Daito //> AHAHAHAH the scraggly surfer-dude wannabe who hangs around Hikawa Jinja trying to get with Hino Rei
[12:01] <@SpeedRcrX> Yuuichiro?!
[12:02] <Y_Sado> KUMADA to you, jerk.
[12:02] <@SpeedRcrX> Hey why am *I* the jerk a[BLEEP]le you're the one who once tried to get in a fight with me over Rei
[12:02] <Y_Sado> And I'm goign to do it again
[12:02] <Y_Sado> you're the jerk who gave her money so he could LEAVE JAPAN
[12:03] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah well I'm in Canada right now what are you going to do get in a Jet plane and come after me :P
[12:03] <Y_Sado> DAMN IT ><
[12:03] <@SpeedRcrX> Anyway I gave her that cash because she'd been stuck in Japan, T*A and the shrine all her life and she was feelign constricted
[12:04] <@SpeedRcrX> I wanted to let her live a little
[12:04] <Y_Sado> Damn it
[12:04] <Y_Sado> while she was at the shrine theere might have been a chance she'd have been interested in me
[12:04] <Y_Sado> but now she'll be on her own in strange and exotic foreign places, with gaijin...
[12:05] <// J_Daito //> (and their big d[BLEEP]ks)
[12:05] <Y_Sado> AGGGGGHHHH
[12:05] <Y_Sado> I've lost her, and it's YOUR FAULT Ten'ou Haruka
[12:05] <// J_Daito //> LOL Ten'ou you destroy lives like other people eat happy meals
[12:05] <@SpeedRcrX> Man
[12:06] <@SpeedRcrX> Chad why don't you go after her
[12:06] <Y_Sado> KUMADA, JERKFACE
[12:06] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah whatever Chad
[12:06] <Y_Sado> How the hell can I go after her I make minimum wage at the shrine
[12:07] <Y_Sado> The master takes all my money and uses it to buy "speed seduction" tapes that don't work
[12:07] <@SpeedRcrX> Speed Seduction...
[12:07] <// J_Daito //> He just said they don't work.
[12:07] <@SpeedRcrX> Speed seduction
[12:07] <@SpeedRcrX> tell me more Kumada
[12:07] <Y_Sado> ...
[12:08] <Y_Sado> Maybe they din't work because the Master was old and shriveled... not young and vital like you Ten'ou-san...
[12:08] <// J_Daito //> what
[12:08] <@SpeedRcrX> Indeed
[12:08] <@SpeedRcrX> Tell me more of these tapes
[12:08] <Y_Sado> I can do better.
[12:08] <Y_Sado> I can get them for you
[12:08] <@SpeedRcrX> Ho s[BLEEP]t, really?
[12:09] <Y_Sado> But it would cost a lot to get past the defenses and enchantments the master has put up around them
[12:09] <// J_Daito //> What defenses and enchantments he probably has them wedged under his futon
[12:10] <Y_Sado> The master is a Shinto Priest, he knows many arcane and supernatural ways fo protecting his stash
[12:10] * @SpeedRcrX nodnods raptly
[12:10] <@SpeedRcrX> I'll pay whatever it takes
[12:10] <Y_Sado> Are you sure?
[12:10] <@SpeedRcrX> WHATEVER. IT. TAKES.
[12:10] <Y_Sado> Then I shall bring them to you
[12:10] <// J_Daito //> unbelievable
[12:11] <@SpeedRcrX> Do that, my good man
[12:11] * Y_Sado bows
[12:11] *** Y_Sado [torgo@juubanhikawajinja.ne.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (I take care of the place while the master is away)
[12:11] <@SpeedRcrX> Speed seduction huh
[12:11] * @SpeedRcrX is away: Oh yeah~
[12:11] <// J_Daito //> I'd say something, but this is too delicious.
[12:12] * // J_Daito // contemplates his strategy for destroying the senshi.
[12:12] <// J_Daito //> Kumada will be perfect.
[12:12] <// J_Daito //> He'll be the final nail in the coffin of the inner Senshi.
[12:12] * // J_Daito // is away: now to find out where Hino Rei is in the world~
[12:12] * FireFly_9 is back
[12:13] <FireFly_9> What is Jedite talking about?
[12:13] <GERMATOID> HIS PLAN TO DEFEAT THE SAILOR SENSHI BY MAKING THEM ALL HAPPY AND SO CONTENT WITH LIFE THEY WON'T WANT TO FIGHT ANYMORE
[12:13] <FireFly_9> you mean like how Haruka-poppa is too lazy to fight now?
[12:14] <GERMATOID> YUP
[12:15] <GERMATOID> HE FIGURES BY HOOKING THEM UP WITH LOVERS THEY WILL SETTLE INTO DOMESTIC BLISS
[12:15] <FireFly_9> Those poor people.
[12:15] <GERMATOID> THE SENSHI?
[12:16] <FireFly_9> No, the people they end up with:




[12:16] <GERMATOID> LOL
[12:16] <GERMATOID> IT'S NOT ALWAYS A BED OF ROSES IS IT
[12:16] <FireFly_9> I've often wondered what a potential husband would think of me when I revealed my capacity to destroy creation.
[12:17] <GERMATOID> MY LITTLE GIRL WANTS TO GET MARRIED? MUAAHAHAHAHAH
[12:18] <FireFly_9> No I do not :P
[12:18] * FireFly_9 is away: certainly not.
[12:20] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Heh I'm glad the boss stopped syndicating the chatlogs of this house as a reality TV show
[12:20] <GERMATOID> WHY
[12:20] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Because we'd be smashed in the ratings right now
[12:21] <GERMATOID> ?
[12:22] <[gTV]Red_Crow> My source "SaturnMavi" has pointed me to this, which bascially blows Suburban Senshi right out of the water.
[12:22] <GERMATOID> SAILOR MOON ABRIDGED
[12:22] <GERMATOID> AMAZING WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH A VOICE CAST WHO ACTUALLY DOES THE LINES THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO
[12:22] *** OOH BURN
[12:23] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Now now, lots of the remoon people did their lines
[12:24] <[gTV]Red_Crow> It's just a handful who haven't
[12:24] <@Dr. Xadium> ahem
[12:24] <@Dr. Xadium> I just want to say, regarding Remoon:
[12:24] <@Dr. Xadium> If you don't do your lines by January 15th, I'm doing them. You don't want this. Trust me.
[12:25] <[gTV]Red_Crow> Yeah I've heard your voice. It's certainly not wanted
[12:25] <GERMATOID> SO HOW WAS THE SPONGEBOB SPONGEBATH
[12:25] * @Dr. Xadium is away: *screaming in terror*
[12:25] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[12:25] *** Sun Nov 09 2008 - LOGGING STOP ***




 






You rang? :3

KnifeyUtensil • 11/11/08 02:44am

ahh..vista....I can sympathize...

UltraMatt • 11/10/08 12:26am



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