Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1420: going down the rabbit hole
#1420
going down the rabbit hole


[23:03] *** Sat Oct 04 2008 - LOGGING START ***
[23:03] *** Topic is - this will hurt? -
[23:03] *** Set by @spiritflame on Sat Oct 04 23:03 2008

[23:06] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Oh my god did you hear did you hear?!?!? Ami-chan had a heart attack!!
[23:06] <IrnChef_Jovian> WHAT?!
[23:06] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> they said she was rushed to the hospital!!
[23:06] <[gTV]Red Crow> Sorry boss, it's a fake.
[23:07] <[gTV]Red Crow> I just checked the story out more fully. Someone sent a false E-Mail to all the media outlets claiming that she had a heart attack. We just had to run a big f[BLEEP]king retraction after our source fessed up.
[23:07] * [gTV]Red Crow crushes her cup of coffee in frustration.
[23:08] <IrnChef_Jovian> Well I'm glad she's okay.
[23:08] <[gTV]Red Crow> I dunno how long she will be, though.
[23:08] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> How come, Karasuma-kun?
[23:09] <[gTV]Red Crow> Because news of her "heart attack" just sent Mizunomics stock through the floor. The general shoddy economy plus this news has her stock trading at about 1/10th the value.
[23:09] *** Mizunomics01 [user001.securenet.05@mizunomics.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[23:09] <+Luna-P> y0 Mizunomics01
[23:09] <IrnChef_Jovian> Ami-chan!
[23:09] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Ami-chan!
[23:09] <Mizunomics01> My company...
[23:09] <Mizunomics01> My corporation...
[23:10] <Mizunomics01> That I had brought back from the 31st century...
[23:10] <Mizunomics01> all my assets... wiped out in a flash...
[23:10] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> What.
[23:10] <[gTV]Red Crow> Surely the price will recover once people know you're well?
[23:10] <Mizunomics01> Then you haven't heard.
[23:11] <Mizunomics01> Someone hacked our database and stole all our client data.
[23:11] <[gTV]Red Crow> ...
[23:11] * [gTV]Red Crow KICKS THE S[BLEEP]T OUT OF HER BLACKBERRY
[23:11] <Mizunomics01> NASDAQ de-listed us an hour ago as our stock fell to below 50 cents a share.
[23:12] <IrnChef_Jovian> But.... who could hack YOUR database? Wasn't that security made with Future Technology?
[23:12] <Mizunomics01> I don't know
[23:12] <Mizunomics01> I just don't.
[23:13] *** toxic_tsunAMI [cpu3@zonway-home.com] has joined #suburbansenshi
[23:13] <+Luna-P> y0 toxic_tsunAMI
[23:13] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ...
[23:13] <Mizunomics01> It would have to be someone with the equivalent of my geni--
[23:13] <toxic_tsunAMI> - Hello, Mother. -
[23:13] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> M-Mother!?
[23:14] <IrnChef_Jovian> Oh my god... that... that can't be
[23:15] <Reverend_H> HOLY S[BLEEP]T YO THE KID FROM DA DREAM DIMENSION AMI-CHAN HAD WIT DAT GUY YO
[23:18] <@spiritflame> the context here
[23:18] <toxic_tsunAMI> - Yes... that's right. Your denied child from the dream romance. -
[23:19] <toxic_tsunAMI> - I've come to this dimension to avenge myself for what you did. -
[23:19] <Mizunomics01> Y-you're real!?
[23:20] <toxic_tsunAMI> Obviously.
[23:21] <IrnChef_Jovian> But why would you destroy your mother's business!?
[23:21] <toxic_tsunAMI> You don't know anything about her, do you?
[23:22] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> What are you talking about!?
[23:22] <toxic_tsunAMI> I bet she never told you about me or my father.
[23:28] <IrnChef_Jovian> She did kind of hide it... I found his site one day....
[23:28] <Mizunomics01> I always thought it was one of Neherenia's tricks!
[23:29] <toxic_tsunAMI> It's NOT BAD ENOUGH YOU IGNORED ME AND LEFT ME TO BE A DELIQUINEIT ON THE STREETS OF THE DREAM ZOEN BUT
[23:29] <toxic_tsunAMI> BUT YOU LEFT MY FATHER FOR... FOR...
[23:29] <IrnChef_Jovian> ...
[23:30] <IrnChef_Jovian> Wait there's someone else!?




[23:31] <Mizunomics01> ........................
[23:31] *** Mizunomics01 [user001.securenet.05@mizunomics.co.jp] has quit IRC (The Internet is Life.)
[23:31] * [gTV]Red Crow spits out her coffee
[23:32] <[gTV]Red Crow> THAT GUY!?
[23:32] <[gTV]Red Crow> TH-THAT GUY!?
[23:32] <[gTV]Red Crow> AND MIZUNO AMI?!
[23:32] <toxic_tsunAMI> YES WHICH IS WHY I UNFURLED MY BLOODY VENGEEANCE OF COPORATE ESPIONAGHE!!
[23:33] <IrnChef_Jovian> (spelling)
[23:33] <toxic_tsunAMI> F[BLEEP]K YOU I WAS LEFT ALONE ON THE STRREATS OF DREAM CITY WITHA PHUSICS TEXTBOOK AND A DOLLY
[23:33] <IrnChef_Jovian> Karasuma-san, who is this Chris-chan??
[23:36] <[gTV]Red Crow> Do you really want to know, Kino Makoto? do you?
[23:36] <IrnChef_Jovian> Yes
[23:38] <[gTV]Red Crow> Well, if Mizuno Ami is dating this guy (NSFW) then she is more repressed than even I would have guessed.
[23:39] * IrnChef_Jovian just kind of stops.
[23:39] *** IrnChef_Jovian [ironchef@makoskitchen.co.jp] has quit IRC (Cooking: A valid excuse to play with knives and fire)
[23:40] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Ano ano ano n...
[23:40] *** [gTV]C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@upperdeck.ginga.tv] has quit IRC (Kanigami no Tanima ^_~)
[23:40] <[gTV]Red Crow> Wow am I the only one NOT broken by this
[23:40] <Reverend_H> Yeah I'm pretty f[BLEEP]kin'; broke too, yo
[23:40] *** Reverend_H [beastmastah@stable.abattoir.co.jp] has quit IRC (in Soviet Elysion Da Horse with da Force Rides YOU, yo)
[23:40] <[gTV]Red Crow> Oh well
[23:41] *** [gTV]Red Crow [redcrow01@upperdeck.ginga.tv] has left #suburbansenshi (rei.bot maybe cleanse it with fire or something)
[23:41] <toxic_tsunAMI> YOU PEOPLE ARE BROKEN?!
[23:41] *** toxic_tsunAMI [cpu3@zonway-home.com] has quit IRC (HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL)
[23:41] <@spiritflame> i am unsurprised
[23:41] <@spiritflame> have a comic




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"Chris-chan and Mercury" totally reminds me of that "David Gonterman and Usagi" stuff back in the day.

Fauna [e-mail] • 10/09/08 02:25am

Ah, Kim Jong, you zany supreme leader of hostile, starving Koreans. Make me laugh! Make me forget the pain!

Bogey • 10/07/08 01:07am



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