Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #14: “Suburban Senshi declare war on Elder God Cthulhu”
#14: “Suburban Senshi declare war on Elder God Cthulhu”

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*** Topic is '-= Cthulhu can kiss our [BLEEP] =-'
<GERMATOID> SERVER'S BACK UP, EVERYONE!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Geez Prof, it's only been a whole WEEK
<// J_Daito //> At LAST! Now the vengeance and bloodletting can begin!
<GERMATOID> IT WAS ONLY DOWNTIME...?
<// J_Daito //> You don't KNOW, do you?
<// J_Daito //> When I was working on the revised webpage for the R'lyeh Cthulhu Number Muncher RC5 team which we are a part of
<FireFly_9> We are? I think RC5 is a magnificent waste of processing time, actually.
<GERMATOID> GO BACK TO YOUR DEAD TREE WORKS, LUDDITE CHILD!
<FireFly_9> Papa... were I a luddite, which I am NOT, I would think I had become that way due to the TECHNOLOGY you misused on me!
<GERMATOID> OOPS MY BAD! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
<FireFly_9> ...
<// J_Daito //> Can I please finish my declaration?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Are you declaring love to someone, Jed?
<// J_Daito //> Shut up and pay attention, Ur-Anus
<// J_Daito //> When I was working on the site
<GERMATOID> USING MY NETSCAPE 1.1 AND NOTEPAD ON MY 286
<// J_Daito //> *386*, Laughing man, and don't you forget it!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> lol
<// J_Daito //> the power box (sorry, Power Supply, been watching too much Key the Metal Idol) blew up and took out half the system with it.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Sure it did. I bet you got pissed off at the 40 second load time for Navigator and just bashed the machine to death with your Dark General fists.
<// J_Daito //> Hah! I'll have you know Navigator takes a full MINUTE on my box! and no I didn't bash it out of impatience. When you've been frozen for a decade you quickly learn the value of patience. Oh yes.
<// J_Daito //> They said it was lightning. But I know better
<FireFly_9> Who's "they"?
<// J_Daito //> You know, *them*.
<FireFly_9> Ahh...
<// J_Daito //> What, you may ask, should load up on screen the moment the system gasped its last breath, sending a surge of deadly electricity through the keyboard and nearly killing your ever-so-humble Supreme Dark General? A picture of the infernal Elder God Cthulhu!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Rreally?
<// J_Daito //> Yes! This is no lie, no exaggeration, no publicity stunt. It's utterly true. As the picture was loading, it tried to destroy the system. Some would say it was revenge for the events of Suburban Senshi Episode 10, wherein I, your Dark General, gets a new Cthulhu suit. It matters not. The first shot has been fired. The first victim has fallen. The war is on. DEATH TO CTHULHU!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ROXX0R!
<FireFly_9> Umm, Jedite, have you ever heard of the logical fallacy, post hoc, ergo propter hoc?
<GERMATOID> NOW NOW, LET'S NOT LET SOMETHING AS INSIPID AS LOGIC IMPEDE THE BEGINNINGS OF A PERFECTLY FINE WAR! MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
<FireFly_9> You'd have a perfectly fine career working in the State Department, you know that?
<GERMATOID> ONE DAY, I *WILL* BE THE STATE DEPARTMENT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
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