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I ALWAYS IMAGINE IT AS BLACKADDER SAID TO BALDRICK, EVERYONE KICKS DOWN TO THOSE ONE RUNG BELOW THEM. METAFILTER PROBABLY BITES REDDIT, REDDIT BITES DIGG, DIGG BITES 4CHAN, 4CHAN DOES NOTHING BECAUSE THEY ARE THE LOWEST OF GOD'S CREATURES.
WHAT'S WRONG MAKOTO-KUN?
I came home early one day, and Motoki was in my apartment
DID HE BREAK IN
WAS HE PLANTING SECRET CAMERAS AND SURVEILLANCE EQUIPMENT
WAS HE PLANNING TO SECRETLY RECORD YOU FOR HIS OWN AMUSEMENT
No he has a key
HE SECRETLY LIFTED YOUR PURSE AND MADE AN IMPRESSION OF YOUR HOSUEKEY USING BUBBLE GUM AND WAX AND THEN GOT AN UNSCRUPULOUS KEYMASTER TO MAKE A NEW KEY AND BROKE IN?
N... no, we're dating. I gave it to him.
so I came home early and he was watching TV and... the things he was WATCHING
WAS HE WATCHING CINEMAX
GUYS DO THAT SOMETIMES
Motoki told me he was fine! That his life had been turned around!
That my love had cured him!
then I saw him watching THIS!!
I THINK MY BRAIN IS BROKEN
He was... he was drooling.
HOW MANY CHINCHILLAS HAD TO DIE TO MAKE THAT SUIT I WONDER
I WOULD GUESS 756.2
Tomoe-Hakase, I don't know what to do
I mean how do I know that when I turn my back he isn't making eyes for Artemis or something...
BECAUSE ARTEMIS USES HIS TONGUE FOR TOILET PAPER
IT'S A NATURAL FUNCTION! A *natural* FUNCTION!!
Now if you'll EXCUSE me, I have to go spit up some fur
=^catablanca^= is away
(MOTOKI-KUN MIGHT FIND THAT HOT! MUAHAHAAHAHAH!)
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