Suburban Senshi iChat #1388: Preview: Dragonball LIVE 2009
1388   Preview: Dragonball LIVE 2009


 Fri Aug 01 09:22 2008 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)

[09:22] <SpeedRcrX> Wow it's August already
[09:22] <SpeedRcrX> Soon we will have been together here for 6 years
[09:22] <Mdm_Maestro> I can't tell if I should be pleased or not :P
[09:22] <SpeedRcrX> You know you love it
[09:23] <SpeedRcrX> Anyway, to kick off a month-long anniversary special, today it's the long awaited Dragonball movie preview!
[09:23] <Mdm_Maestro> Who's been waiting for it? Certainly not me.
[09:24] <Mdm_Maestro> I'd rather wait in line for a pap smear than watch some movie about those grunting, sweating muscleheads
[09:24] <SpeedRcrX> Yeah well Michi, love, some of us actually have this thing called taste
[09:25] <Mdm_Maestro> No, no you really don't. Believe me, I've had to use strong mouthwash aft
[09:25] <@spiritflame> the rest of the preceding comment has been deleted for reasons of sanity and maintaining a proper rating
[09:26] <SpeedRcrX> Man it's not my fault I had the seafood special that night
[09:26] <SpeedRcrX> anyway
[09:26] <SpeedRcrX> Dragonball




[09:27] <Mdm_Maestro> Who is that supposed to be?
[09:27] <SpeedRcrX> That's Son Goku.
[09:27] <IrnChef_Jovian> What
[09:28] <SpeedRcrX> Yeah, that's him. Justin chatwin or something
[09:28] <SpeedRcrX> We've got some manga style images from Shonen Jump or something that explain the AWESOME that will be this production




[09:29] <IrnChef_Jovian> He looks like MC Hammer that one time
[09:29] <Mdm_Maestro> You mean back when Mr. Hammer was culturally relevant?
[09:29] <SpeedRcrX> Hey man you can't touch that outfit
[09:30] <Mdm_Maestro> Nor would I want to, dear. Except perhaps to burn it.
[09:30] <SpeedRcrX> Yah well there's other cool s[BLEEP]t. Check out Bulma's bike:




[09:30] <Mdm_Maestro> In what way is that cool?
[09:31] <SpeedRcrX> Well when she leans down I bet you can see down her shirt
[09:31] <IrnChef_Jovian> The manga preview beat you to that, Haruka-san
[09:31] <SpeedRcrX> IT BEARS REPEATING
[09:31] <Mdm_Maestro> * looks through the images *




[09:32] <Mdm_Maestro> So what is this, then?
[09:32] <SpeedRcrX> No f[BLEEP]kin' clue
[09:32] <SpeedRcrX> but it looks cool
[09:33] <IrnChef_Jovian> No it doesn't it looks like the baby-dropper from that Pearl Jam "Do the Evolution" Video
[09:33] <SpeedRcrX> Maybe a baby drops out of the hole and Piccolo eats it. For convenience.
[09:33] <SpeedRcrX> Anyway then we get the dragonballs themselves




[09:34] <IrnChef_Jovian> Ya, no comment.




[09:34] <SpeedRcrX> They even updated the dragon Radar!
[09:34] <IrnChef_Jovian> It looks... like like...
[09:35] <Mdm_Maestro> Like an oversized rectal thermometer?
[09:35] <IrnChef_Jovian> ... Where did THAT come from!?
[09:35] <Mdm_Maestro> Stephen Chow's behind, dear. Stephen Chow's behind.




[09:36] <IrnChef_Jovian> Ya. I so really want to see this movie. 9_9
[09:36] <SpeedRcrX> I KNOW, RIGHT?! :D
[09:36] <IrnChef_Jovian> OMG Haruka-san, sarcasm?
[09:37] <Mdm_Maestro> I use it so much on her she fails to recognize it, dear.
[09:37] <SpeedRcrX> Anyway we have cool behind the scenes shots!




[09:37] <Mdm_Maestro> He looks like the most milquetoast pantywaist in existence.
[09:38] <IrnChef_Jovian> That is not Goku ><
[09:39] <IrnChef_Jovian> I wonder what Bulma looks like ><
[09:39] <SpeedRcrX> Wonder no more!




[09:39] <IrnChef_Jovian> .. MAN SHE LOOKS LIKE THE PINK RANGER!
[09:39] <Mdm_Maestro> Some sort of disease appears to be making her hair turn blue prematurely
[09:39] <Mdm_Maestro> Perhaps it is a fungus.
[09:40] <SpeedRcrX> Man, I think it was the best compromise they could do ><
[09:40] <IrnChef_Jovian> What you never heard of kids dyeing their hair blue?
[09:40] <IrnChef_Jovian> Or adults?
[09:40] <Mdm_Maestro> WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?!
[09:40] <IrnChef_Jovian> N-nothing!
[09:41] <SpeedRcrX> Man she is hot and I totally think Goku agrees with me




[09:41] <IrnChef_Jovian> (he just keeps looking worse and and worse)
[09:41] <Mdm_Maestro> He certainly is gripping his pole tightly.
[09:42] <Mdm_Maestro> Unfortunately for him, this will be the result in the morning:




[09:42] <IrnChef_Jovian> OMG WHAT is that
[09:42] <IrnChef_Jovian> I mean really
[09:42] <SpeedRcrX> I think one of Piccolo's henchmen
[09:43] <SpeedRcrX> Hey this movie can't be bad, it has CHOW YUN FAT in it.
[09:43] <IrnChef_Jovian> Oh yeah?
[09:43] <SpeedRcrX> As Kamesennin!
[09:43] <konakona> I've seen the previews for this
[09:44] <konakona> And This is what I think




[09:44] <SpeedRcrX> Man Konakona or whoever you are stop ruining my Otaku buzz :P
[09:44] <konakona> My otaku buzz was ruined first :P
[09:45] <SpeedRcrX> Dont' let the HATERADE in this room stop you!
[09:45] <SpeedRcrX> I read an article about the movie by James Marsters who plays Piccolo and he KNOWS the score:

SpeedRcrX pasted:
I let my son watch Dragonball, DBZ and DBGT since he was eight years old. At first, I thought it was too violent, but I realized this is the best show for training to become a true man. True men need not to flaunt themselves. They're calm, gentle and modest but when it comes to the crunch they don't hesitate to kill the enemy, and I think that's what Goku is.

Goku is a real man. I know my son received such a message and applied it to his own life. My son doesn’t use violence to others, but he isn’t afraid of his own anger. I think it’s an important thing.
[09:48] <IrnChef_Jovian> So.. his son waits until his patience runs out and then kills enemies?
[09:48] <SpeedRcrX> Oh like you haven't killed enemies in the past Mako
[09:48] <IrnChef_Jovian> This movie looks like it will be my enemy :P

 Fri Aug 01 09:48 2008 - Logging Stopped (suburbansenshi-chat)
Thanks to Mike Dembeck for the pointers to these images!





 






I'm probably the only person looking forward to the movie, and not looking forward to mocking the movie. 9_9

AMD • 08/01/08 05:31pm

Oy. It's like it's "Dragonball", and at the same time, NOT "Dragonball. I'll have to watch the trailer before I maim it verbally.

BTW, I cracked up on that baby-dropper & Piccolo joke.

Fauna [e-mail] • 08/01/08 03:38pm

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