Suburban Senshi iChat #1372: Blondes have more fun
1372   Blondes have more fun


 Tue Jun 24 10:54 2008 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)

[10:55] <Mizunomics01> Each escalator step rides on four rollers which have urethane "tires" bonded on, much like skateboard wheels. Over time, these tires break down and fall off, leaving the step to roll on the metal wheel the tire was bonded to. You really don't know it's gone when you're descending, but when the step flattens out at the end, it's about a half-inch lower, and the step has dropped beneath the meshing comb teeth, creating a gap. This gap is what gets you, entrapping shoes, sandals, toes, or fingers if you are foolish enough to put them down there. The step running behind is higher than the one you're on, and pushes the shoe/foot in with force, and the painful amputation ensues. Escalators have strong motors to carry the weight of people, and that force will amputate anything.
[10:56] <// J_Daito //> That is awesome.
[10:57] <Mizunomics01> ... I don't think you understand. I'm listening to my mother talk about a little girl who sat on the step behind her mother as they rode down an escalator. She put her fingers along the edge of the step on the side, and got her fingers amputated between the step and the stainless sideplate.
[10:57] <// J_Daito //> Again, awesome. (well for *me*, not the kid)
[10:58] <Mizunomics01> You have a severe Psychological defect.
[10:58] <=^catablanca^=> Why are we talking about Escalators maiming people?
[10:58] <Mizunomics01> Because of this video I found:




[11:01] <=^catablanca^=> ...
[11:01] <=^catablanca^=> A blonde spinning across two rails of an escalator. Why am I reminded of Mina
[11:01] <// J_Daito //> The wonderfully oscillating breasts?
[11:02] <=^catablanca^=> I'm her *guardian* :P
[11:02] <// J_Daito //> Keep telling yourself that, shower-peeping cat.
[11:03] <=^catablanca^=> LOOK I JUST WANDERED IN ONE TIME OKAY
[11:05] <=^catablanca^=> WILL THAT HAUNT ME FOREVER
[11:06] <// J_Daito //> Yes. Yes it will.
[11:07] <// J_Daito //> Amusingly, however, this reminds me of a chat I had once with a blonde on MSN:

// J_Daito // pasted:

moonbunny is in the mood to have her mochi pounded, tee hee!: what do u want me to wear, sexy?
jade knightmare: IDK you decide
moonbunny is in the mood to have her mochi pounded, tee hee!: what does IDK mean
jade knightmare: I Don't Know
moonbunny is in the mood to have her mochi pounded, tee hee!: GOD! Nobody does!
[11:18] <Mizunomics01> ... "Moonbunny"... why do I know that alias...
[11:18] <// J_Daito //> (she sent me pics, she really exaggerated the size of her odango)
[11:19] <=^catablanca^=> Oh my god I'm going to vomit

 Tue Jun 24 11:19 2008 - Logging Stopped (suburbansenshi-chat)





 






So...I think I'll take the stairs from now on.

Indigo • 06/25/08 07:23pm

Surely...the bunny has fallen from the darksde of the moon one time too many. ^_^

Sakurazukamori • 06/25/08 04:19am

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