Suburban Senshi iChat #1353: “Child Support”
#1353: “Child Support”


 Fri May 16 21:08 2008 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)

[21:08] <@SpeedRcrX> So you know I've been thinking about them lately, even though I'm not supposed to
[21:08] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Who??
[21:08] <@SpeedRcrX> Them.
[21:08] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Them???
[21:09] <@SpeedRcrX> You know. Them. Our ba[BLEEP]rd children, no longer with us.
[21:09] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Ano.. I don't have any ba[BLEEP]rd children <_<
[21:09] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> * CAMEOS TO INDDED VERIFY SHE IS NOT A BA[BLEEP]RD CHILD *
[21:09] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> YOU!! Where's my mother's day present!!?!
[21:10] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Haven't been born yet, so I can't give you one ;>
[21:10] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> That kind of technicality won't work on me!!
[21:10] <@SpeedRcrX> Guys, Guys
[21:10] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Hey I learned from the best :D
[21:10] <@SpeedRcrX> Listen.
[21:10] <@SpeedRcrX> I've been thinking we've been too hard on them.
[21:10] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Huh
[21:11] <@SpeedRcrX> I mean sure, they continue to steal the s[BLEEP]t out of us. The IRC, the commands, the colors, the rules, now even the CSS s[BLEEP]t we use...
[21:11] <@SpeedRcrX> But you know what.
[21:11] <@SpeedRcrX> Without us, they wouldn't be here. We are the teat they suckle on. As much as we hate them, they are our offspring, ba[BLEEP]rd or no.
[21:12] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Ano... Haruka-san, you can keep your ba[BLEEP]rd children.
[21:12] <@SpeedRcrX> No, no... we have a duty.
[21:12] <@SpeedRcrX> They only steal, because they are not given.
[21:12] <@SpeedRcrX> After all, theft is just a taking without permission, right?
[21:13] <@SpeedRcrX> and you can't blame them for taking what we didn't give. After all, where would they be without our ideas?
[21:13] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Where
[21:14] <@SpeedRcrX> On AIM gettign down with maf54
[21:14] <@SpeedRcrX> So I've decided to recitify this imbalance.
[21:14] <@SpeedRcrX> Guys, you don't have to steal anymore.
[21:15] <@SpeedRcrX> I, Ten'ou Haruka, your loving parent, the creator of Suburban Senshi, without whom you wouldn't have had the breeding ground to meet and congregate and plot your plagarism, will fulfill my parental duties nao.
[21:16] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> .. You're going to properly present a paternal present to the plagiarists?
[21:16] <@SpeedRcrX> (that is one annoying as f[BLEEP]k verbal habit you have, kid)
[21:17] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I'm particularly proud of my propensity to aggressively alliterate :3
[21:17] <@SpeedRcrX> Anyway, I've made you a logo. One befitting of your place on the internets, and in this world. It fits your raison d'etre, and I give you FULL PERMISSION to take this one thing.




[21:18] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ... D:
[21:18] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Is he waving a lasso out of his own ejaculate...?
[21:18] <@SpeedRcrX> Truly. It is a gift of my love.
[21:18] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Haruka-san, that is... that is...
[21:19] <@SpeedRcrX> Hey. This statue sold for 15.2 million at Sotheby's, and Michiru put a lot of time in it. This is HIGH CLASS S[BLEEP]T. For high class people.
[21:20] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> That article says "Takashi Murakami" made it.
[21:20] <@SpeedRcrX> Michi's front man. She works through others artists.
[21:21] <@SpeedRcrX> Like the article says, artists never show up to view their own work ont he block.

    
 Karasuma_Akane has joined suburbansenshi-chat

[21:21] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> * takes a minute to scroll back *
[21:21] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ...a d[BLEEP]k-waving hentai man.
[21:22] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Ten'ou Haruka, there was a reason I knew I liked your style.
[21:22] <@SpeedRcrX> * high fives akane *
[21:22] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> * high fives haruka *
[21:22] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> That is so them.
[21:22] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Enjoy your present, boys. :3
[21:23] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> And I have a present as well, another mix of the O'Reilly meltdown. This one actually shows the other side of the conversation~


See more funny videos at CollegeHumor


[21:24] <@SpeedRcrX> OMG So awesome it's like we're the director and they're Bill O'Reilly
[21:25] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> In other interesting news, Google once again puts a lie to their "do no evil" motto.
[21:25] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> LOL
[21:25] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> That was one of the big lies of the 21st century right there
[21:25] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> What did they do??
[21:25] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Well you know abotu Anonymous' war with Scientology
[21:25] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Yup
[21:26] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> They decided to kill the enturbulation.org Adsense account, costing the site hundreds of dollars.
[21:26] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> That was an anti-scientology site.
[21:28] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Okay here's something funny too: See if you can spot the problem
[21:28] <@SpeedRcrX> ... $71,540...
[21:28] <@SpeedRcrX> REI.BOT
[21:28] <@spiritflame> ?
[21:33] <@SpeedRcrX> what is 71,540 over 70
[21:33] <@spiritflame> 1,022
[21:34] <@SpeedRcrX> So assuming this winner lives for another 70 years he's paying over one grand a year for internets.
[21:34] <@spiritflame> 85 dollars a month
[21:35] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> LOL assuming the ISP even lasts that long XD
[21:35] <GERMATOID> HEY EVERYONE
[21:35] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Hiyas proffy!!
[21:35] <GERMATOID> * WAVES *
[21:36] <GERMATOID> IN MY QUEST FOR THE ULTIMATE POWER I HAVE DISCOVERED THE GATEWAY TO HELL
[21:36] <@SpeedRcrX> I just made them a logo just now
[21:36] <GERMATOID> HARUKA-KUN STOP TALKING ABOUT THE SILLY PEOPLE, IT MAKES YOU LOOK PETTY AND SMALL
[21:36] <@SpeedRcrX> <_<
[21:37] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm bored and they're s[BLEEP]ts, okay?
[21:37] <GERMATOID> STILL
[21:37] <GERMATOID> HAVE SOME STANDARDS
[21:37] <GERMATOID> I TAUGHT YOU BETTER IN SCHOOL
[21:37] <@SpeedRcrX> yes prof :P
[21:38] <GERMATOID> HERE IS THE GATEWAY
[21:38] <@SpeedRcrX> whoa
[21:38] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> I can see morons dumping toxic waste in there now
[21:39] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> ...
[21:39] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I've been hanging out here too long.
[21:40] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> On watching the flaming video all I can think of is "a huge hemorrhoid on the face of the Earth."
[21:40] <@SpeedRcrX> Again, I just made them a logo.
[21:40] <GERMATOID> HARUKA-KUN STOP THAT :P
[21:40] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> It is kind of getting old, Haruka-san <_<
[21:41] <@SpeedRcrX> But they're our ba[BLEEP]rd children.
[21:41] <@SpeedRcrX> We should acknowledge their lineage.
[21:41] <@SpeedRcrX> I mean it's not every day we can say "LOL we spawned something".
[21:41] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> (and boy is there a lot of spawning)
[21:43] <GERMATOID> DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TAKE CREDIT FOR THAT
[21:43] <GERMATOID> I MEAN REALLY
[21:44] <@SpeedRcrX> well no, not the actual crap of it, but there's a certain rockstar mystique to having scandalous ba[BLEEP]rd children all over the internets
[21:44] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> So our greatest legacy will be a sad Planet Hentai ripoff??
[21:44] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> That's sad :<
[21:45] <@SpeedRcrX> ...
[21:45] <@SpeedRcrX> Man when you put it like that
[21:45] <@SpeedRcrX> ...




[21:53] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> * snickers *
[21:53] <GERMATOID> WHY DO YOU KEEP FEEDING THE TROLLS :P
[21:54] <@SpeedRcrX> Because I take pride in my s[BLEEP]t. There actually *IS* one site based off Suburban Senshi that gets it right, based around JPOP singers.
[21:54] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Ohh, I remember them...
[21:54] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> So wait, we DO have good children!!
[21:54] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah, I guess we do :D
[21:55] <@SpeedRcrX> (see they credited us, so it's all *good*, see how that works~)
[21:55] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Well Harry-P you just cant' GET credit, because you claiming you invented the format is like Al Gore Claiming he invented the internet.
[21:55] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL
[21:57] <@SpeedRcrX> LOLOL I remember that.

     SpeedRcrX is away: so f[BLEEP]king funny

[21:58] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> (didn't she invent the format?)
[21:58] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Yes XD
[21:58] <GERMATOID> ACTUALLY I HAD A HAND IN THAT :P
[21:58] <GERMATOID> WHY DOES NO ONE THANK ME

 Fri May 16 21:58 2008 - Logging Stopped (suburbansenshi-chat)





 






[ This Comment awaiting Moderator Approval ]

• 01/24/12 07:25pm

Meh, it's just the usual copycattery + "amusing" use of the senshi. Worth less time than I've spent on it. Much less. I prefer to leave it at that.

Dr. X • 05/18/08 05:01am

For those of us not following this story all that closely; what's happened now?

(Feel free to email or PM me if that's easier.)

Archangel • 05/17/08 06:35pm

FWIW it's not about you, you're not making the decisions I take issue with. In my opinion you were used as a pretext for something that was going to get done anyway.

Dr. X • 05/17/08 02:36am

yeah I totally understand where you're coming from (belive me there >>)...I guess sometimes I blame myself for all of this happening in some strange way

UltraMatt [e-mail] • 05/17/08 02:32am

Just tired of being creatively nibbled to death. Very tired of it. Very. Incredibly.
People need to come up with their own ideas. And if I'm going to keep having
everything I do nicked, then I'm going to keep on truckin' with my sarcasm.

Dr. X • 05/17/08 02:14am

very interesting...I'm not sure what to say

UltraMatt [e-mail] • 05/17/08 02:04am

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