Suburban Senshi iChat #1351: “Someone New...”
#1351: “Someone New...”


 Wed May 14 22:50 2008 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)

[22:51] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm telling you Thriller Bark episodes need to be seen at night. On a big screen like I do.
[22:51] <@SpeedRcrX> It's a damn creepy experience.
[22:52] <@SpeedRcrX> (much like Nami nude, she looks hawt with clothes on but get them off and she's some kind of grossly distorted thing)
[22:54] <flame_SNIPER> Haruka-san, why do you talk about things like that, don't you worry about making Michiru-san feel bad?
[22:54] <@SpeedRcrX> Michi knows I kid. Besides, it's not like she doesn't do her own sly little things when she thinks I'm not looking (or when she knows I am(
[22:55] <@SpeedRcrX> * could get into the whole "Hi I'm Miss Michiru your teacher HEY little kid are those roses for me aren't they cute come 'ere let me kiss you) thing she does. *
[22:56] <flame_SNIPER> These are details I don't want to know ><
[22:57] <@SpeedRcrX> No see.
[22:57] <@SpeedRcrX> THESE are details you don't want to know:




[22:58] <flame_SNIPER> The hell

    
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[23:00] <konakona> moshi moshi
[23:00] <@SpeedRcrX> Huh
[23:00] <flame_SNIPER> Hello?
[23:00] <konakona> Hi!
[23:01] <konakona> I'm looking for C'est_la_V
[23:02] <konakona> She's on this server, right?
[23:03] <@SpeedRcrX> Uhh, yeah but this is a private server.
[23:03] <flame_SNIPER> How did you get on here?
[23:04] <konakona> This is pretty cool, it's like a modified IRC / iChat system, right?
[23:04] <@SpeedRcrX> Uhh, who are you?
[23:04] <konakona> You can call me "konakona" SpeedRcrX
[23:04] <@SpeedRcrX> No I mean really
[23:06] <@SpeedRcrX> Your real name
[23:06] <konakona> ...
[23:06] <konakona> Only an idiot gives out their real name on the internet
[23:07] <konakona> You don't know what kind of stalkers are around, what pedo, or lolicon, or shota
[23:07] <@SpeedRcrX> DUDE you're the hacker
[23:07] <@SpeedRcrX> You came in here
[23:07] <konakona> Nope!
[23:10] <konakona> I have a friend in an MMORPG who helped me find this place after making an info request with eBay
[23:11] <@SpeedRcrX> Info request?
[23:11] <konakona> To get the I.P. Address of "C'est_la_V"
[23:11] <flame_SNIPER> What do you want with her?
[23:12] <konakona> Oh.... "her?" It's a girl. Guess I could have expected. But I didn't think a girl would want a hentai Astroboy so bad. But then I'm one too so
[23:12] <konakona> (oh that was too much info)
[23:13] <@SpeedRcrX> ... Wait
[23:13] <@SpeedRcrX> You're that person who bidsniped her the other day.
[23:13] <konakona> That's right
[23:13] <konakona> But she did the same thing to me
[23:14] <@SpeedRcrX> Question
[23:14] <konakona> in return-- that never happened to me before
[23:14] <@SpeedRcrX> Question: What the F[BLEEP]K does anyone want with an Astroboy hentai?
[23:15] <konakona> It was rare
[23:15] <konakona> I wanted to snatch it up before the Otaku in Ahkibara did and then put it in storage
[23:16] <@SpeedRcrX> ...Why
[23:16] <konakona> To sell it later, of course!
[23:17] <konakona> Maybe I'd start a rumor that it had been destroyed making it all the more valuable until the day when I list on eBay anonymously.
[23:17] <@SpeedRcrX> Okay wait so you tracked Minako-chan all the way here to get her to what, sell you back the thing?
[23:18] <konakona> "Minako"... now I know her name.
[23:18] <flame_SNIPER> Way to go, Haruka-san :P
[23:18] <@SpeedRcrX> DUDE YOU JUST GAVE AWAY MY NAME
[23:18] <konakona> lol
[23:18] <konakona> you guys are funny
[23:19] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude we told you our names you tell us yours :P
[23:19] <konakona> How would you know I was even being honest? for all I knwo you could be C'est_la_V and you Private Messaged your friend there to "give away" a fake name.
[23:20] <@SpeedRcrX> HOLY S[BLEEP]T what are you, a Conspiracy Theorist?
[23:20] <konakona> Just because it's complicated doesn't make it false
[23:21] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude, what are you going to do to Minako
[23:22] <konakona> I don't know yet, but I want to see what kind of person wants to challenge me on eBay for collecting items.
[23:22] <flame_SNIPER> Oh god, I smell an Otaku war coming.
[23:22] <@SpeedRcrX> Well this is a private server, okay.
[23:23] <@SpeedRcrX> You can't just come in here and ask for s[BLEEP]t.
[23:23] <@SpeedRcrX> E-mail her or something.
[23:23] <konakona> I don't have her email
[23:23] <@SpeedRcrX> Well you can email me
[23:24] <// J_Daito //> Hah Ten'ou what are you doing, trying to seduce a female n00b?
[23:24] <konakona> ....
[23:24] <konakona> Ten'ou Haruka?
[23:25] <@SpeedRcrX> ...
[23:25] <@SpeedRcrX> F[BLEEP]k it. Yeah, that's me
[23:25] <konakona> Ten'ou Haruka.
[23:25] <@SpeedRcrX> That's the name, don't wear it out.
[23:28] <konakona> World famous racer who gained her junior license and took the All-Japan Touring Car Championship while stil in High School.
[23:29] <konakona> Then the All-Japan Pro Rally, did racing tours in Africa, spent time touring with her future wife Kaioh Michiru all over the world as a Pianist...
[23:29] <flame_SNIPER> Wow, Haruka-san, she knows your resume.
[23:30] <konakona> Who wouldn't... they even said that Manga-ka Takuechi Naoko-sensei liked your work so much she gave you the alter-ego of "Sailor Uranus" in her works, which Toei then adapted into animation.
[23:30] <konakona> It's a shame they didn't put you in the live action.
[23:30] <@SpeedRcrX> I know.
[23:32] <@SpeedRcrX> And dude, that story is wrong. I *am* Sailor Uranus, Takeuchi just found out and worked it in her manga. It's all true.
[23:33] <konakona> LOL It's amazing you have a sense of humour too! That's something the fan sites don't talk about
[23:33] <@SpeedRcrX> They still talk about me on fan sites?
[23:33] <konakona> * nodnods *
[23:34] <konakona> Ignore the things they say about your wedding to Kaioh-san, your true fans support you!
[23:34] <flame_SNIPER> Uhh, "konakona", how do you really *know* this is Ten'ou Haruka and not someone just pretending to be her.
[23:35] <konakona> Because I just had my friend on the MMORPG run a subscriber check on this service and found her records :3
[23:35] <@SpeedRcrX> THAT'S AN INVASION OF PRIVACY! ><
[23:37] <konakona> Gomen, gomen.
[23:37] <konakona> Oh... papa is back and I think he wants to use the computer
[23:37] <konakona> I'll be back!

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[23:39] <@SpeedRcrX> ... HEY get back here
[23:40] <// J_Daito //> Well this is a red letter day
[23:40] <// J_Daito //> Ten'ou has a fan.
[23:40] <@SpeedRcrX> F[BLEEP]k off Jed
[23:40] <@SpeedRcrX> I wonder if she'll come back
[23:41] <flame_SNIPER> Well she has a grudge or something against Minako-chan so maybe
[23:42] <// J_Daito //> I can't believe Takeuchi's official line is that you all "inspired" her so she named the Senshi after you.
[23:42] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah, that's about it.
[23:43] <@SpeedRcrX> You know, even after all these years, we NEVER DID figure out who leaked our story to her in the first place...





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Oh man. The image at the end just killed me.

Shinji Ikari [e-mail] • 05/15/08 10:09am

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