Suburban Senshi iChat #1345: “advant monster lion s body human face”
#1345: “advant monster lion s body human face”

 Sat Apr 26 07:43 2008 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)

[07:43] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> So I'm going over usage logs for the site just to check on something
[07:43] <Mizunomics01> Anything interesting, Sakura-chan?
[07:44] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> The fact that you have a kid in another dimension??
[07:44] <Mizunomics01> .. I don't know what you mean
[07:45] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Little Toshiko would be SOOO sad
[07:45] <Mizunomics01> HE NAMED HER WHAT-- I mean, who?
[07:45] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Ya.
[07:45] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Anywayzzzz~
[07:45] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Facts of note:
[07:46] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Firefox users make up 81% of the visitors here
[07:46] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> The top search phrases for April are:
[07:46] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> "advent monster lion s body human face"
[07:47] <Mizunomics01> That is awfully specific.
[07:47] <Mizunomics01> It sounds like Motoki-san's friends have found us.
[07:48] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Tell me about it, right
[07:48] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Also in the top 10 were "free porn women with old men"
[07:48] <Mizunomics01> That would be Chibiusa's friends...
[07:49] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> and "horse fack tens"
[07:49] <Mizunomics01> Hmm, either Motoki's or Elios'.
[07:49] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Yeehaw.
[07:55] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> So when are you going to come to terms with your offspring
[07:56] <Mizunomics01> Hmph, it's not like your mother spends much time with you.
[07:56] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Helloo I don't live here, I come from the Mysterious Future™
[07:56] <Mizunomics01> So does Chibiusa-chan but she is here constantly
[07:57] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I know better than to overstay my welcome; besides, the future is shinier
[07:57] <Mizunomics01> Well, I see no need to focus my efforts on a Dream-child from another dimension. I have a Multinational corporation to run.
[07:58] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> ...
[07:58] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> You're not that heartless Aunt Ami~
[07:58] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I think you're just embarrassed that your secret life got out~
[07:59] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> (Mom still can't believe you beat her in the marriage department, AND the kid department)
[07:59] <Mizunomics01>
[07:59] <Mizunomics01>
[07:59] <Mizunomics01> * is nothing more than a proper Japanese girl *
[08:00] <Mizunomics01> I studied when expected to, became employed when expected to, and am fulfilling the dreams and wishes of my mother as expected to.
[08:00] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Hello, Paging Dr. Mizuno, Bulls[BLEEP]t detected off the starboard bow~
[08:01] <Mizunomics01> Well if you're going to be rude, Sakura-chan, I see no need to continue this conversation.
[08:02] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Sorry, sorry, but you know it's the most introverted girls who end up doing the most unexpected things in the end.
[08:03] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> *cough* like trying to brainwash Serenity III and take over the Crystal Imperium with an Army of Gundanium Death Machines *cough*
[08:03] <Mizunomics01> * c[BLEEP]ks an eyebrow *

     Sakura Xadium Aino is away: SNAP predestination paradox get

[08:04] <Mizunomics01> With my technological skills..
[08:04] <Mizunomics01> To rule the future...

     Mizunomics01 is away 

[08:05] <// J_Daito //> ^ SNEAKY FUTURE GIRL
[08:05] <// J_Daito //> I HATE YOU

     Sakura Xadium Aino is back

[08:05] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> Aww don't hate me
[08:05] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> I'll make it up to you
[08:05] <@Sakura Xadium Aino> here enjoy this comic

[08:07] <// J_Daito //> ...

     Sakura Xadium Aino is away: crapz0rs wrong comic

 Sat Apr 26 08:08 2008 - Logging Stopped (suburbansenshi-chat)


So Jedite had a soft spot for a cute kitten? AWWW! How adorable!

Ari Leroux [e-mail] • 05/01/08 07:39pm

"[08:00] I studied when expected to, became employed when expected to, and am fulfilling the dreams and wishes of my mother as expected to."

So Ami was pretty much just nothing more than a slave to her parents expectations? Sad.

Solarchos [e-mail] • 04/27/08 11:03pm

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