Suburban Senshi iChat #1307: “Deep Thoughts with Ten'ou Haruka”
#1307: “Deep Thoughts with Ten'ou Haruka”

 Sat Feb 09 05:32 2008 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)

[05:32] <FireFly_9> So where has everyone been lately?
[05:32] <@SpeedRcrX> I dunno about anyone else, but I've been trying to catch up on all the TNA and WWE wrestling I've missed since the end of the last year.
[05:32] <FireFly_9>
[05:33] <@SpeedRcrX> Hey shut up you have Megatokyo or whatever, I got wrestling.
[05:33] <FireFly_9> I don't read Megatokyo.
[05:33] <@SpeedRcrX> Elitist
[05:33] <FireFly_9> What?
[05:34] <@SpeedRcrX> Anyway so I've spent two solid days watching this stuff and I realize how slow and boring WWE has gotten. TNA keeps the matches short, doesn't pad forever in between them, lets the women _fight_ and doen't think that redoing the same damn match 20 times over constitutes a "feud."
[05:35] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa, what good is this? This is two days of your life you've given over to this. Two days in which you could have been reading, or thinking...
[05:35] <@SpeedRcrX> Hey I thought about lots of things
[05:35] <@SpeedRcrX> For example"
[05:36] <@SpeedRcrX> Say there's a three-way match between Christian Cage, Kurt Angle and Tomko.
[05:36] <FireFly_9> Do we have to?
[05:36] <@SpeedRcrX> Fine Replace Tomko with Samoa Joe.
[05:36] <FireFly_9> That's not what I'm objecting to
[05:37] <@SpeedRcrX> Now the rules of wrestling say a pin can be achieved by getting the shoulders on the mat for a 3 count.
[05:37] <@SpeedRcrX> But lets say Christian uses Kurt Angle as a blunt object and RAMS him into Samoa Joe, knocking SJ on his ass.
[05:38] <@SpeedRcrX> Angle is now on top of Samoa Joe pinning his shoulders to the mat.
[05:38] <@SpeedRcrX> Cage then leaps on ANGLE and pins him to make sure Joe stays well and down.
[05:38] <@SpeedRcrX> Three count ensues.
[05:38] <Mdm_Maestro> What are we talking about, dears?
[05:38] <FireFly_9> Wrestling.

 Mdm_Maestro is away: I have better things to ponder, like the food stuck between Elios' teeth.

[05:39] <@SpeedRcrX> Who has scored the pin? Christian or Kurt Angle?
[05:39] <@SpeedRcrX> Discuss.
[05:39] <FireFly_9> ... No.

 FireFly_9 is away 

[05:39] <@SpeedRcrX> You people SUCK ass

 Sat Feb 09 05:39 2008 - Logging Stopped (suburbansenshi-chat)

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