Suburban Senshi iChat #1284: “Everyone should eat Shit..tenou Ramen”
#1284: “Everyone should eat Shit..tenou Ramen”

 Sun Dec 30 10:49 2007 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)

[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> hey boss
[gTV] C'est_la_V> ?
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Have you read this review from our Osaka division?
[gTV] C'est_la_V> I've been busy playing "Sexy Santa-san"
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> ...
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Yeah people will be demanding pics of that, I'm sure. Anyway, read that thing.
[gTV] C'est_la_V> ...
[gTV] C'est_la_V> A "s[BLEEP]tennou ramen" shop that shouldn't exist but does...
[gTV] C'est_la_V> Where's Jedite
// J_Daito //> Hi there~ would you all like some hot delicious Ramen~
[gTV] C'est_la_V> I thought you stopped your schemes
// J_Daito //> What scheme? The world deserves the kind of tasty noodle that only 10,000 years of culinary perfection could provide!
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Why are you sucking the energy out of Nerd town
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Otaku barely have any as it is
// J_Daito //> First of all, as a news type you should know better than to make baseless, unfounded accusations.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Right, because a "S[BLEEP]tennou Ramen" shop that just magically appears doesn't have your fingerprints all over it ::rollseyes::
// J_Daito //> Secondly-- even if I *was* in charge of a nefarious scheme, it's well known that the libido of the average otaku is 10-50 times more powerful than that of the average human begin due to repressed, unfulfilled burning desire.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> What, do you people do studies of this kind of thing?
// J_Daito //> It's a scientific fact.
// J_Daito //> All their energy is usually diverted into the PVC / resin idols of their favorite busty or bishonen anime characters.
// J_Daito //> The love, care and worshipful devotion they lavish upon them makes them incredibly potent totems if they can be located and properly harnessed.
[gTV] C'est_la_V> - Why am I thinking I'm going to be seeing a quest by Dark Forces to take the toys of desperate otaku -
// J_Daito //> Isn't it better for all that repressed energy to serve a greater good?
// J_Daito //> (Assuming anyone was even planning that)
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Okay assuming that this ramen is *allegedly* sucking the power from people, would it make Genki people less so?
// J_Daito //> In theory
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane>
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> *gives Aya the address of this place*
// J_Daito //> Oh, the Animamate eating machine Aluminum Siren--- excellent.
Mdm_Maestro> "Seiren", dear.
// J_Daito //> Yeah.... how about no.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Oh god please let's not get into the whole "Siren" / "Seiren" linguistic clusterf[BLEEP]k.
@SpeedRcrX> I wouldn't mind a clusterf[BLEEP]k involving Aya
Mdm_Maestro> HARUKA
@SpeedRcrX> God dammit I really should check whose in the chat before I talk, shouldn't I
Mdm_Maestro> "Who's"
@SpeedRcrX> It's prior to noon, I shouldn't be expected to be able to type dammit
@SpeedRcrX> Besides, I was watching "Scott Baio is 45 and single" on the TV and that s[BLEEP]t is so depressing it's scarred my brain
[gTV] C'est_la_V> I was thinking of picking that up for Ginga!!
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> What, is that the reality show that shows how he's basically become a player and a shifty human being and is trying to climb out of that hole?
// J_Daito //> Clearly he needs to eat S[BLEEP]tennou Ramen.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> how do the two relate?
// J_Daito //> Child stars are full of energy.
// J_Daito //> just look at the s[BLEEP]t the olsens and Lohan get into
// J_Daito //> If all that power could be twisted to the ends of evil... I mean good.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> In my book Child stars are tools of evil in and of themselves.

 // J_Daito // has signed off (Please. Make me Destroy you.)

@SpeedRcrX> LOL WHAT

 Sun Dec 30 11:08 2007 - Logging Stopped (suburbansenshi-chat)


Lol XD Michiru's acting like starcat and correcting everyone's typos XD

A word of advice to Haruka: ALWAYS see who's in the chat before speaking. I've learned it's the best way to avoid trouble.

Ari Leroux [e-mail] • 12/30/07 07:52pm

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