Suburban Senshi iChat #1278: “The Erotic Filament of Pleasure”
#1278: “The Erotic Filament of Pleasure”


 Wed Dec 12 18:23 2007 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)

FireFly_9> But I didn't think Haruna-sensei knew the human frame could bend like that.
@SpeedRcrX> She did after I was done with my demo, believe you me~
[gTV] C'est_la_V> Hotaru-chan...
FireFly_9> Yes, Senpai?
[gTV] C'est_la_V> You quit working at the library, right??
FireFly_9> A long time ago, yes, why?
[gTV] C'est_la_V> Ano... how are you making money to live?
FireFly_9> That's an anwfully personal question, isn't it?
[gTV] C'est_la_V> Answer me...
FireFly_9> Why should I? It's none of your concern.
@SpeedRcrX> She leeches off her father LOL
FireFly_9> You leech off Michiru-momma
[gTV] C'est_la_V> Hotaru-chan, as your sempai I'm very angry at you right now!!
FireFly_9> What? Why!?
[gTV] C'est_la_V> You're such a good girl! I thought I was giving you a good example!!
FireFly_9> What are you talking about, Minako-senpai?!
[gTV] C'est_la_V> I was looking for toys on the internet
@SpeedRcrX> Sexy toys?
[gTV] C'est_la_V> I'm not Ami-chan
[gTV] C'est_la_V> I was looking for toys and I found THIS!


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FireFly_9> ....
@SpeedRcrX> WHOA HOT
@SpeedRcrX> I mean,,,, WTF?!
[gTV] C'est_la_V> Have you been selling hooker-dolls of yourself, Hotaru-chan!?
FireFly_9> I-- I--I --- NO!! This isn't me!!
Reverend_H> I dunno babe, the curves all seem to be in the right places, yo~
FireFly_9> AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?!
Reverend_H> That shaft of light in the shower at night...?
FireFly_9> ...
Reverend_H> That's me, yo
FireFly_9> GAH!
FireFly_9> But seriously, that's not me!
@SpeedRcrX> ... lol "take flight with these firefly wings... Hotaru will be your carriage-ride..."
@SpeedRcrX> SURE SOUNDS LIKE YOU MISS "FIREFLY_9"
FireFly_9> IT'S NOT I'M TELLING YOU
setsy_meiou> Oh, I see you've found the first of my products.
FireFly_9> your what
setsy_meiou> Yes, she's even dressed in one of my original fishnet designs.
@SpeedRcrX> All your f[BLEEP]king designs are fishnet.
FireFly_9> your WHAT.
setsy_meiou> Well you see, if I'm no longer a Senshi, I have to earn a living and respect somehow.
setsy_meiou> So I've decided to get my revenge by whoring you all out in the form of crass commercial goods designed to appeal to the otaku set.
[gTV] C'est_la_V> Ano, didn't Ginga TV try that before I took over
setsy_meiou> Yes, but I will do a *much* better job. "Lovedoll Gothic Ladybug of Nights" is a great seller. I'm making tons of money off lolicons looking for virtual love.
FireFly_9> Wait... "Lovedoll?"
setsy_meiou> Yes. That doll is life-sized. Size A- chest and all.
FireFly_9> ... LIFE SIZED.
setsy_meiou> Complete with removeable...parts for easy cleaning.
FireFly_9> WHERE IS MY GLAIVE MY THIRST FOR BLOOD MUST BE SLAKED

 setsy_meiou has left suburbansenshi-chat (Oh, this is only the beginning, my "friends".... only the beginning...)

FireFly_9> GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
@SpeedRcrX> Life-sized, huh?
FireFly_9> Don't you even think about it!

 Reverend_H is away: ordering 2 for a menagerie of fun, yo~


 Wed Dec 12 18:37 2007 - Logging Stopped (suburbansenshi-chat)
thanks to starcat for finding this pic!





 






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• 12/16/07 02:45am

/me helps Setusna make some rent payments...

Nof for me ... For my operatives, when they're in Tokyo. You should see some of the expense claims I get when they use "compensated dating." You'd think she was a princess :P

Bogey • 12/15/07 07:05pm

HAHAHHAAHAHa I love it! Karmas a bi*** aint it?!

not-so-new-newbie • 12/14/07 08:13pm

Wow. Just... wow. Gross.

Kasumi [e-mail] • 12/14/07 06:50am

That...is disturbing. In so many, many ways.

Many ways.

Archangel • 12/14/07 01:53am

First there were people demanding pics of Hotaru in a bikini. Now...this. I weep for poor Hotaru.

Solarchos [e-mail] • 12/14/07 12:00am

WTF?! D: That's creepy

Ari Leroux [e-mail] • 12/13/07 07:01am

D:

Indigo • 12/13/07 12:16am

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