Suburban Senshi iChat #1277: “Cracked Corners of the Web Firmament”
#1277: “Cracked Corners of the Web Firmament”


 Sat Dec 08 08:48 2007 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)

FireFly_9> You know, I've had Vista Ultimate for almost a year now and it *just* occurred to me to try the animated desktops feature.
@SpeedRcrX> You mean the thing that plays like a looped video in place of a wallpaper?
FireFly_9> Yes, you can get some here (There are only a handful of good ones, however, so watch the video previews before you download them)
[gTV] C'est_la_V> Hotaru-chan the one you use is all spinny and crystally and it gives me motion-sickness @_@
FireFly_9> heheh, it's about time computers started to look like they do in the movies.
@SpeedRcrX> What you mean where they start announcing every little thing they do?
@SpeedRcrX> "CRACKING PASSWORD. NOW DOWNLOADING FILES."
=^catablanca^=> Heh, Mina, it could be worse, you know, you could have something much more painful than motion sickness.
[gTV] C'est_la_V> ??




[gTV] C'est_la_V> ...
@SpeedRcrX> LOL Japanese speaking english wearing sports bras with a German brand on 'em... gotta love Globalism
Reverend_H> No you know what *I* want out of globalism, yo?
FireFly_9> Russian Brides
Reverend_H> Well that too, yo, but no-- check it. I wanna go to the UK and get my sweet hands on a ride in the A-Team Limo.
@SpeedRcrX> Holy s[BLEEP]t that's AWESOME man
Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I got something even AWESOMER than THAT you guys!
@SpeedRcrX> Does it involve turtles Mo, because if it does, I'm so f[BLEEP]king leaving right now.
Crwn_FruT_Gamer> ... Why does everyone think everything I do revolves around turtles :/
[gTV] C'est_la_V> Because it does
Crwn_FruT_Gamer> No, no, Minako-chan, you'll like this!
[gTV] C'est_la_V> I will??
Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Yup! Look!
[gTV] C'est_la_V> Oh god
[gTV] C'est_la_V> *goes off to throw up*
@SpeedRcrX> That's cute in that "this - is - totally - wrong - Disneyesque - hey - I - know - let's - dress - up - a - mouse - in - a - jumpsuit - give - her - blonde - hair - and - boobs - and - make - a whole - generation - of - kids - into - bestiality - lovers - without - anyone - noticing" kind of way.
Crwn_FruT_Gamer> God, I remember Gadget Hackwrench well
FireFly_9> Why am I not suprised he got the reference?
@SpeedRcrX> I need something to wash the corrupted filth of that out of my head
FireFly_9>
FireFly_9>
FireFly_9> I have something but it will just replace one bad image with another.
FireFly_9> Or rather, a multitude.
@SpeedRcrX> So it's like ipecac to get rid of poison you swallow?
FireFly_9> Yes.
FireFly_9> I know I've been banned repeatedly for bringing up anything political here, but the wrongness of this site demands it be noticed. And by "wrongness" I mean "hilarious" and "incorrect" all at the same time.
@SpeedRcrX> ?
FireFly_9> One of the perils of being a public figure is that you get photographed. A lot. And as we all know, the ratio of bad photos usually outweighs the good. Someone, for the benefit of Photoshoppers, has collected as many bad ones of Hillary Clinton as they can find.
@SpeedRcrX> O_O okay I need to go throw up too
Reverend_H> Yo man, that's sexist yo.
FireFly_9> It is; I didn't say I approved of it.
@SpeedRcrX> I think there should be equal time; they should have one of these for EVERY candidate.
@SpeedRcrX> Especially Ron "who the hell?" Paul. Because I'm f[BLEEP]king Japanese, I don't follow the US elections at ALL and yet his name is EVERYWHERE on the internet. In comments on TORRENTS for crying out loud!
FireFly_9> Best not to get into this here, Haruka-poppa.
@SpeedRcrX> Yeah.
@SpeedRcrX> But now, dammit, I need to clean this s[BLEEP]t out of my mind TOO.
FireFly_9> I have something else for you then. Don't worry, it's not political, and right up your alley.
@SpeedRcrX> What is it?
FireFly_9> As you know, I have an interest in old and ancient documents.
FireFly_9> Auctioneers found this one document circulated in 1892 by Major League Baseball in an attempt to regulate obscene behavior on the playfield.
FireFly_9> In turn, ironically, they created what is widely considered to be the most obscene official document produced by the MLB ever. (NSFW text)
Reverend_H> no f[BLEEP]king way, yo
@SpeedRcrX> hahah lemme see?


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@SpeedRcrX> *downloads*
@SpeedRcrX> HOLY F[BLEEP]K LOL they actually HAD those words back then!? HAHAHAHA
FireFly_9> Apparently so heh
Mizunomics01> I have a rather amusing find as well.
Mizunomics01> Apparently spam bots have decided our domain is amusing enough to make totally automated false search pages about
@SpeedRcrX> ... hahah
@SpeedRcrX> The fake robot comments are amusing too

@SpeedRcrX pasted:
On this site it is possible to find the subequilateral

@SpeedRcrX pasted:
On this site it is possible to find the suburbansenshi I have found it!

@SpeedRcrX pasted:
Who knows where to find the suburbansenshi?
@SpeedRcrX> (at least I hope those are fake robot posts <_<)
FireFly_9> Heh clicking on the poll just takes me to a new spam page.
@SpeedRcrX> Oh, and I wanna give a shout out to Fangirl Crack!, a site that's adopted the Suburban Senshi IRC format for some portions of its storytelling! It looks good!
FireFly_9> You know, it might be interesting to list our screennames and IPs out in a FAQ like they do.
@SpeedRcrX> Too lazy
@SpeedRcrX> Besides, Arty's homepage has most of 'em
FireFly_9> Most, not all. and not the IPs
@SpeedRcrX> I'll do it if you pay me
FireFly_9> No
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> God I want a damn coffee.
@SpeedRcrX> What's up, Akane?
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> You are not going to believe this, Haruka.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> You just are NOT going to believe this.
@SpeedRcrX> Try me.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Okay you know how, in the UK, some people worship the Jedi Knights as a real religion?
@SpeedRcrX> Yeah, I personally think that's pretty kickass.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Uh....huh...
@SpeedRcrX> What man, there's enough myth and paradigmatical s[BLEEP]t behind it to make it work as a philosophy of living
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Look spare me the fanboy ravings okay
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> I don't care
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> It's just that well, you know how Galaxia had all of us working for her as Animamates?
@SpeedRcrX> Yeah?
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> While Aya and I and a few others have gotten past that frankly f[BLEEP]ked-up portion of our lives, some of the others apparently have not.
@SpeedRcrX> Whaddya mean?
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> That Damn Tin Nyanko, Heavy Metal Papillon, Iron Mouse, Lethe, Mnemosyne (and holy crap I spelled that correctly right off the bat) and a bunch of the others have decided that Chaos Galaxia was the best thing ever in their lame lives and that she's their Satanic Devil Mistress whom they must worship.
Reverend_H> Say WHAT, yo!?
@SpeedRcrX> you must be s[BLEEP]tting me
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> No, they're even squabbling over the hierarchy to see who gets listed as like "Major Akuma" and "Minor Akuma" whatever the hell that means
@SpeedRcrX> Oh god that's hilarious
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> It's like "The Animamates are the Bringers of Darkness and shall be feared as the most terrifying, but thou shalt have none exalted beyond Galaxia" or some crap.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Personally I think they just want the tax breaks that come with forming an organized body of that nature.
@SpeedRcrX> Did they try to recruit you?
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Yeah Tin Nyanko got a bloody nose for that
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> (not that I need much of a reason to pop her one in the face, but)
@SpeedRcrX> LOL that's almost as bad as if someone told me I had to worship Sailor Moon.
@SpeedRcrX> *breaks down laughing*
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Well you know, with that Ginzuishou and all, it's not out of the realm of impossibility she might start forming a cult of personality.
@SpeedRcrX> Man her personality is that of "Grade A whining idiot who thinks love will solve everything from a schoolyard fight to a decapitated head".
IrnChef_Jovian> Hey I'd follow Usagi straight to hell.
@SpeedRcrX> LOL you'd be the only one in this room, kiddo.
IrnChef_Jovian> You're only three years older than me
IrnChef_Jovian> And what about the rest of you, wouldn't you follow Usagi?
FireFly_9> ...Not really.
Mizunomics01> I've seen her rule. I decline.
@SpeedRcrX> Hell no
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Aahahah yeah right
Reverend_H> I would, yo~!
@SpeedRcrX> ....Really?
IrnChef_Jovian> Elios...
Reverend_H> I'd follow her anywhere just to get a look at that fine ass, yo~
FireFly_9> *facepalm*

 Sat Dec 08 09:49 2007 - Logging Stopped (suburbansenshi-chat)





 






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• 01/24/12 07:26pm

I'd Follow Usagi... Thought not quite to the extent that Mako-chan would... Minako-san and Setsuna-san on the otherhand... I'd follow to that extent... On second thought... Mabye neither of them are stable enough ((SORRY SETSUNA-SAN!)

Timesage • 12/10/07 01:36pm

I think the words HELL NO describe that one. I would follow Makoto into the flames but not Usagi. I have better things to do with my time... like convincing the rest of the Galaxy to live under the flag of the Guardian Republic.

JupiterKnight • 12/09/07 11:45am

Ahaha Elios... you are so predictable.

Poor Usagi-chan, no one believes in her. T_T

Kasumi [e-mail] • 12/09/07 04:09am

I was expecting Horse boy to say something along the line of what he said XD

Ari Leroux [e-mail] • 12/08/07 11:24pm

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