Suburban Senshi iChat #1257: “Long in the Tooth”
#1257: “Long in the Tooth”


 Mon Oct 15 07:08 2007 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)

[gTV] C'est_la_V> Moh...
FireFly_9> What's wrong, Senpai?
[gTV] C'est_la_V> I have to go to the dentist today...
FireFly_9> ...And you're complaining?
[gTV] C'est_la_V> I don't like the dentist very much
FireFly_9> For god's sake it's almost your 30th birthday
[gTV] C'est_la_V> - 29th -
FireFly_9> Gomen, gomen
FireFly_9> 29th, and you're STILL afraid of them?
[gTV] C'est_la_V> I'm not afraid
[gTV] C'est_la_V> It's just that every time I go there they poke all over my gums a LOT and scrape and poke and make it bleed
[gTV] C'est_la_V> And it hurts and then they tell me I have a problem and I have to come back REALLY soon and then they set the appointment for when I tell them but then they ALWAYS call back like a day before and set it hours earlier
FireFly_9> Oral health is important, Senpai
[gTV] C'est_la_V> But it huuuuuuuuuuuuurts
[gTV] C'est_la_V> And they try to sell me $20 bottles of flourine
FireFly_9> ... I hope you mean "flouride."
[gTV] C'est_la_V> Eh
FireFly_9> Flourine is a noble gas.
[gTV] C'est_la_V> Ne, ne, would Michiru-san's farts be a "noble gas"??
FireFly_9> I don't want to laugh at that, but I must
[gTV] C'est_la_V> kekekekekekeke
FireFly_9> Senpai... how does it feel to be almost 30?
[gTV] C'est_la_V> I dunno??
[gTV] C'est_la_V> I feel the same -- TWENTY NINE
FireFly_9> 29 is almost 30
[gTV] C'est_la_V> Stop putting me in my grave early
FireFly_9> You're a child of the Disco Era... I find that fitting somehow.
[gTV] C'est_la_V> And Hotaru-chan was born in what, 1981??
[gTV] C'est_la_V> That makes you an Atari-Nintendo child!!
FireFly_9> Do you define epochs by Prevailing Game systems?
[gTV] C'est_la_V> It's just what I think of when I think of those years..
[gTV] C'est_la_V> I think Haruka-san uses "Saturday Morning Cartoons" from America.
FireFly_9> Heh, her next-door neighbors had that satellite dish, which means that she had it too.
FireFly_9> "I was THERE when Optimus Prime turned his hand into an Axe and smacked the f[BLEEP]k out of Megatron on that dam back in 1984, man... episode 3 of the pilot that aired along with the Bigfoot Cartoon."
FireFly_9> You have no idea how many times I've heard that anecdote.
[gTV] C'est_la_V> kekeke
[gTV] C'est_la_V> My favorite cartoon back then was "the Smurfs"
[gTV] C'est_la_V> I was always rooting for Gargamel
FireFly_9> Hah!
FireFly_9> No wonder you took such relish in the Smurf Bombing Video back when it debuted.
[gTV] C'est_la_V>
[gTV] C'est_la_V> What cartoons did you like as a Child??
FireFly_9> hmm
FireFly_9> I'd say the cartoon that I found most interesting was Mighty Max, although the ending aggravates me to this day.
[gTV] C'est_la_V> What happened??

FireFly_9 says: they bloody reset time and Max starts his adventures all over again, so no resolution was ever reached.

[gTV] C'est_la_V> ...
[gTV] C'est_la_V> That's SO STUPID.
FireFly_9> I KNOW.
FireFly_9> I mean, of every non-anime I had ever watched, that was the first with an epic storyline that seemed to grow and progress, and then to end it like THAT.
[gTV] C'est_la_V> God I can't keep dust off my keyboard for very long
FireFly_9> That's because, unless your habits have changed, you never dust.
FireFly_9> AND you eat at the computer, which just adds to the problem
[gTV] C'est_la_V>
FireFly_9> Meh, I can't really say anything.
FireFly_9> When I first got a computer with internet, I didn't want to leave it either.
FireFly_9> But then again, I never had had much of a social life.
FireFly_9> So it was like the gates of the world opened to me.
[gTV] C'est_la_V>
FireFly_9> What's wrong?
[gTV] C'est_la_V> Please don't mention things "opening up to me" and the internet
FireFly_9> What?
[gTV] C'est_la_V> Goatse
FireFly_9> OH GOD

 Mon Oct 15 07:45 2007 - Logging Stopped (suburbansenshi-chat)





 






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I think I've died laughing...XD

Go Hotaru-chan!!

Mel • 10/16/07 10:33am

Ahh you see, the log got corrupted. There's a bit missing~

FireFly_9> No wonder you took such relish in the Smurf Bombing Video back when it debuted.
[gTV] C'est_la_V> :D
[gTV] C'est_la_V> :D
[gTV] C'est_la_V> :D
FireFly_9> Are you... all right, Senpai?
[gTV] C'est_la_V> :D
FireFly_9> hehehe... I *knew* that would break her~
* FireFly_9 is away: sneaking into Senpai's room and loading it with refuse from Haruka-poppa's room as revenge of a million sleepless nights
[gTV] C'est_la_V> :D
* FireFly_9 is back
* FireFly_9 edits the log before senpai snaps out of it :D

Dr. X • 10/16/07 10:01am

Woah, woah!!

Didn't "das Smurfenbomb" get implimented by Hotaru (by suggestion of Jedite) when Minako got too genki-genki back in the day?!? I thought that crap TRAMATIZED her!! o.O

WTF retcon...?

Mel • 10/16/07 09:17am

lol goatsie

Indigo • 10/15/07 09:06pm

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