Suburban Senshi iChat #1249: “Ch-ch-ch-changes ”
#1249: “Ch-ch-ch-changes ”

 Fri Sep 28 08:46 2007 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)

@–ÝctÝr ∑ X> Well, today is my last day at the Law Firm.
// J_Daito //> You can't quit, worker-monkey!
// J_Daito //> You're the one doing the work that allows me to reap significant rewards as Jay D. Ito, Esq!
[gTV] C'est_la_V> I wanted X-chan home
[gTV] C'est_la_V> He doesn't need to work now that I'm the head of Ginga TV
// J_Daito //> "Now that?"
// J_Daito //> You've been the head since what, last June?
[gTV] C'est_la_V> Moh, he took care of me, now it's my turn to take care of him, he can work at my private office as Ginga's Corporate Attorney
// J_Daito //> Oh right, you're going to have him do work there
[gTV] C'est_la_V> Make your own damn plans!!
// J_Daito //> I DID! You're SCREWING THEM UP!
[gTV] C'est_la_V>
// J_Daito //> Stupid damn senshi
[gTV] C'est_la_V> WHAT WAS THAT?!
// J_Daito //> Nothing Aino
// J_Daito //> Now I need a new worker-monkey to operate as a revenue-gathering source for the Dark Agency.
FireFly_9> Why did you leave, Xadium-san?
@–ÝctÝr ∑ X> New and better horizons, mainly.
@–ÝctÝr ∑ X> Plus it got boring there after they kicked Minako out for constantly photocopying her butt on the copy machine and breaking things.
@–ÝctÝr ∑ X> Then of course, when she became the head of Ginga, I didn't get to see her as much
// J_Daito //> That's too bad, we see her all the time, why not take her off our hands
[gTV] C'est_la_V> You suck Jedite
// J_Daito //> No, but I bet you do ^_~
[gTV] C'est_la_V> BAKAYARO
FireFly_9> Can we PLEASE not argue in the morning
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Ahahaha so there are people here.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> I suppose you've heard the latest entertainment news.
[gTV] C'est_la_V> What's going on?
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Two things:
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> 1 - in the category of "mental image I did not need", former teen heartthrob Melissa Joan Hart is pregnant again.
// J_Daito //> At least it's not Britney Spears.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> 2 - NBC has put director Doug Liman in charge of a two-hour TV-movie that will reboot Knight Rider and ideally serve as a backdoor pilot for a new series. Variety reports that the plan is to air the flick later this season, and if successful, have a new series ready for fall 2008. Dave Andron (Raines) is penning the script and will exec-produce with Liman and Dave Bartis (Heist). The vision for this redo is to take advantage of current TV special effects to allow K.I.T.T. some Transformers-esque shapeshifting.
@SpeedRcrX> MAN
@SpeedRcrX> I remember prior to the old show's final season they said KITT would gain the ability to change colors. They couldn't even pull that s[BLEEP]t off right.

 C'est_la_V suddenly remembers X-chan's birthday is coming up

// J_Daito //> LOL that's not the only thing that will be "coming up" amirite
[gTV] C'est_la_V> You know, now I know why Rei-chan set you on fire.
// J_Daito //> rrrrr~ you can set me on fire anyday~
@spiritflame> perhaps i should
// J_Daito //>
// J_Daito //> Don't you have something better to do than gang up on me.
@spiritflame> no
[gTV] C'est_la_V> Hehehe X-chan will be so old
@–ÝctÝr ∑ X>
@SpeedRcrX> We should totally do another Birthday thing for him like we did in '05
[gTV] C'est_la_V> Mine was the best present Ne, X-chan
@–ÝctÝr ∑ X> *cough*
// J_Daito //> I say we kill him, that way he never has to know the agonies of old age.
setsy_meiou> Yes, kill him.
[gTV] C'est_la_V> No one's killing X-chan
setsy_meiou> Hmph. It must be nice to have friends who care about you.
@–ÝctÝr ∑ X> Setsuna, I'm sure lots of people care about you
// J_Daito //> Yes, I'm sure. Where are they, oh, let's see? Am i I one? nope!
FireFly_9> I suppose I care... oh wait, you tried to kill me.
setsy_meiou> ONE little thing and no one lets it go
setsy_meiou> you care, don't you, Haruka!
@SpeedRcrX> O SHI look at that my download of Bionic Woman is done.
@SpeedRcrX> *away, watching*
setsy_meiou> ...
Mizunomics01> Oh, speaking of Television..
Mizunomics01> The new season of CSI has begun~
Mizunomics01> Grissom-sama~
[gTV] C'est_la_V> I bet you think he looks like Einstein
Mizunomics01> Oh no... Einstein was a primitive sort of man compared to the Earthy ruggedness of Gil Grissom-sama.
[gTV] C'est_la_V> It's scary hearing Ami-chan hero-worship so openly
Mizunomics01> I'm not hero-worshipping... I just... admire the size of his intellect.
// J_Daito //> *snorts*
// J_Daito //> I bet you hope Sara Sidle dies.
Mizunomics01> Jedite, you don't... know... what you're talking... about.
// J_Daito //> You'd chuck her under a bus as soon as look at her, Mizuno.
Mizunomics01> Grissom-sama is tempted by that... that trollop.
[gTV] C'est_la_V> ...
Mizunomics01> It would be better if she were gone. Then he could focus soley on his work.
Mizunomics01> Yes, his work.
IrnChef_Jovian> Ami-chan...
// J_Daito //> You know... Mizuno... it would be very simple to eliminate obstacles.
setsy_meiou> Jedite.
setsy_meiou> Why not help me overthrow the IAU and restore my planetary status.
// J_Daito //> Because I like watching you suffer, 134340
setsy_meiou> ...
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Hah.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> I love Texas
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> they've been pushing this "one person, one vote" thing so as to basically disenfranchise anyone unable to make it to the polls without aid.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> then someone looks at how they vote:

FireFly_9> Politicians? Hypocritical? Never.
// J_Daito //> They're just pushing your buttons~ ahahaha
[gTV] Aya_Reiko> Ara, did you hear about the new Ben Stein film where he basically mocks Evolution??
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Aya, are you on NyQuil again.
[gTV] Aya_Reiko> I'm serious:

Aya_Reiko pasted:
[Ben Stein] said he also believed the theory of evolution leads to racism and ultimately genocide, an idea common among creationist thinkers. If it were up to him, he said, the film would be called 'From Darwin to Hitler'.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Wait, what, this is for real?
[gTV] Aya_Reiko> Here's the link to the New York Times Article, and the movie's Website.
// J_Daito //> Hahah he humbled Dawkins which is amusing.
Mizunomics01> Sir Richard Dawins should not be mocked.
// J_Daito //> The man has all the tact I do-- none.
// J_Daito //> Only he could confront someone and LOSE the high ground of common sense by acting like an arrogant ass.
Mizunomics01> What are you talking about.

// J_Daito //> His target comes off as more reasonable than he does.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Wow Dawkins looked angry there.
[gTV] C'est_la_V> Karasuma-san always looks angry
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> heh
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Well, Ben Stein is far more than a comedian. He was a speechwriter for the Nixon Administration.
FireFly_9> Yes.
FireFly_9> One of his more famous quotes is: "Can anyone even remember now what Nixon did that was so terrible?"
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Hah, it sounds stupid, but given the attention span of the post-MTV generation, you think he's wrong?
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Nixon to most people was some guy who quit the Presidency of the United States in the 70's and that's all.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> If you can even get that far.
// J_Daito //> What do you know about American Presidents, Sailor Guts
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Sailor "Guts?" Can't you come up with anything better?
// J_Daito //>

 // J_Daito // is away: I need to take a break, obviously

Mizunomics01> Sir Richard Dawkins is a champion of Science.
setsy_meiou> Is anyone even talking about him anymore?
IrnChef_Jovian> Chat's moved on, Ami-chan.
Mizunomics01> Science shouldn't be OPTIONAL!
FireFly_9> Ami-san, no one here is saying it should be.
FireFly_9> But Jedite's right-- did I just say that-- there's a right way and a wrong way to make a case.
FireFly_9> Otherwise you come off sounding just as radical as those you seek to expose.
Crwn_FruT_Gamer> I'm just pissed the Furries vs. Klingons thing didn't go off in Atlanta.
FireFly_9> The what
Crwn_FruT_Gamer> See?
FireFly_9> I really wish I hadn't.

 Fri Sep 28 12:16 2007 - Logging Stopped (suburbansenshi-chat)


dont worry sets, I got your back! and Ben Stein is seriously more than just a comedian, the guys a genius if you ask me. Its funny, I never did think of darwinism leading to the holocaust and the Armenian genocide...hmm

not-so-new-newbie • 09/29/07 08:58pm

Setsuna, I tried to help you, but you didn't follow through after Ryoko did the dirty work, and I did casualty control. You still have us as friends, but we will have to come up with a plan B now.
Jedite, I have a secret "Slush fund" that you could use. Besides, I need more bad guys to fight as does my squadron. We need to keep our edge, so when a Sharline or Himiko shows up... well you already know first hand what Senshi are capable of.
Motoki, just get a couple of tribbles together and that will rouse the Klingons. We all know how much they hate each other, and it might be a lot of fun to watch.

Jupiter Knight [e-mail] • 09/29/07 01:14am

aww.... Stop picking on Setsuna-san so much.:/ You should be gunning for Artemis!
If it's any consolation at all, I care for you, Setsuna-san. ^_^

Rem • 09/28/07 04:44pm

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