Suburban Senshi iChat #1247: “The Condemned DBZ OVA that never was”
#1247: “The Condemned DBZ OVA that never was”

 Wed Sep 26 07:11 2007 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)

// J_Daito //> There IS no "Plot to Destroy the Saiyajin" OVA.
// J_Daito //> It was just spliced together Game footage.
@SpeedRcrX> Man, I did not spend like a WEEK of my life hammering that s[BLEEP]t into Continuity in order for people to tell me it doesn't count!
@SpeedRcrX> * listens to track 7 of the damn OVA soundtrack
// J_Daito //> Yes I've heard your theory before
// J_Daito //> That this can all be fit into the "relaxing" time prior to the Cell Games.
// J_Daito //> The only problem with that is Piccolo says "this guy is stupider than Mr. Satan," who hadn't come on the scene yet
@SpeedRcrX> Okay motherf[BLEEP]ker.
@SpeedRcrX> #1. MR. Satan is not stupid. He f[BLEEP]king SAVED the world from Cell.
// J_Daito //> ...
// J_Daito //> See, that just guts any / all credibility you had right there.
@SpeedRcrX> F[BLEEP]K OFF ASSWIPE do NOT DISS our savior.

// J_Daito //> GAH put that away
@SpeedRcrX> Look I've been thinking about this loophole okay
@SpeedRcrX> And the thing is, Piccolo and Goku have both been in the Budokai right.
@SpeedRcrX> Now, Mr. Satan was obviously the World Champ at the last one prior to the Cell Games.
@SpeedRcrX> Piccolo could have heard about it.
@SpeedRcrX> Err Him. Winning the Championship.
// J_Daito //> ... But doesn't Piccolo act surprised when he sees Mr. Satan in the regualr series.
@SpeedRcrX> Man Piccolo was just acting to cover his ph33r at the man who was the Man of Men. The God who would do what even the God of Earth could not do FUSED, defeat the mighty Cell. The DBZ Anime simply twisted the facts because the fans all wanted Goku to have the limelight.
@SpeedRcrX> I mean don't get me wrong, I admire the s[BLEEP]t out fo Son Goku, but we all know what time it is.
// J_Daito //> Yes. Time for you to take your meds.
@SpeedRcrX> Man

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[gTV] C'est_la_V> Haruka-san!!
@SpeedRcrX> Yo Neko
[gTV] C'est_la_V> I have a gift for you!!
@SpeedRcrX> mmm~ sounds good ♫
// J_Daito //> Aren't you MARRIED.
@SpeedRcrX> A guy can look!
// J_Daito //> You're not a guy.
@SpeedRcrX> I am the essence... of Mandom.
[gTV] C'est_la_V>
[gTV] C'est_la_V> Baka.
[gTV] C'est_la_V> I wanted you to review "The Condemned" for Ginga TV, as everyone thinks it's a ripoff of "Battle Royale".
@SpeedRcrX> Oh S[BLEEP]T that's the one with Stone Cold in it, right?
[gTV] C'est_la_V> Hai, Hai~
@SpeedRcrX> Dude. I am *SO* there.
[gTV] C'est_la_V> I'll get you a copy then
// J_Daito //> Careful, Aino.
// J_Daito //> Knowing Ten'ou, she'll claim "The Condemned" came out first or something.
@SpeedRcrX> Well you know, in the temporal physics textbooks I read as a child, they have said that effect can precede cause.
// J_Daito //> Simply unbelievable.

 Wed Sep 26 07:35 2007 - Logging Stopped (suburbansenshi-chat)


Actually, when I got together with a friend of mine a couple months ago and showed him "Battle Royale", he actually *did* mention that "The Condemned" had an almost identical premise.

Solarchos [e-mail] • 09/27/07 12:12am

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