Suburban Senshi iChat #1242: “Fix funds fast with Figure Four Financing!!”
#1242: “Fix funds fast with Figure Four Financing!!”

 Wed Sep 19 07:27 2007 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)

@SpeedRcrX> Man I have no money
// J_Daito //> And whose fault is that, exactly?
@SpeedRcrX> Michiru's
@SpeedRcrX> Every since we got married, she's controlled the purse strings with an iron fist.
// J_Daito //> That's how she keeps you tame.
// J_Daito //> Your weakness is that you need beer and Cable TV.
// J_Daito //> Without her funds, you're screwed.
@SpeedRcrX> man
@SpeedRcrX> I don't need to hear this s[BLEEP]t from you
@SpeedRcrX> what I NEED to hear is how your Dark Kingdom connections are going to bring me new sources of Revenue.
// J_Daito //> Here's an idea, why not get a job
@SpeedRcrX> Man
@SpeedRcrX> I'm one of the hottest race car driving stars in Japan
// J_Daito //> Correction: You USED to be one of the hottest Junior racers in Japan
// J_Daito //> Now that you're a) old and b) outed as a woman, and as a Lesbian to boot, no one in this hyperconservative racing world wants to touch you
@SpeedRcrX> The racing babes want to touch me
// J_Daito //> No, you want to touch them.
// J_Daito //> And you're married, so you CAN'T. HAHAHA
@SpeedRcrX> Man
@SpeedRcrX> Man
@SpeedRcrX> I'm still a world reknowned concert Pianist.
// J_Daito //> No, you're known as "that elegant eye-candy who plays backup for the World-Famous Violinist, Kaioh Michiru."
// J_Daito //> And again, ever since you were outed and got married, your recent appearances have been more about tabloid rumors regarding how you act in your off time than the elegant sakura-petal wasting displays of the past.
@SpeedRcrX> s[BLEEP]t.
@SpeedRcrX> The entertainment world is so f[BLEEP]king fickle.
// J_Daito //> Yes.
// J_Daito //> But don't worry, Ten'ou, I have a way you can get money right now.
@SpeedRcrX> I'm not f[BLEEP]king you, Jed

 // J_Daito // almost vomits

// J_Daito //> God, the thought of that is like the thought of... geh... Kunzite / Zoicite
@SpeedRcrX> LOL you intolerant motherf[BLEEP]ker
// J_Daito //> I'm a Dark General, I don't have to tolerate s[BLEEP]t.
// J_Daito //> Now do you want my help or not
@SpeedRcrX> Yes
// J_Daito //> Here then, is my secret financial connection I just know you'll love:
// J_Daito //> Whoooooo~
@SpeedRcrX> *clicks*
@SpeedRcrX> ...
@SpeedRcrX> You must be S[BLEEP]TTING me. Is this REAL?!
// J_Daito //> Oh yes, Ric Flair Finance is certainly real.

 @SpeedRcrX goes to get a motherf[BLEEP]king LOAN!

// J_Daito //> heheh
// J_Daito //> but be warned...
// J_Daito //> fail to pay up and he will send his collection agent after you...

// J_Daito //> The call him... the Chairman.

 Wed Sep 19 07:45 2007 - Logging Stopped (suburbansenshi-chat)


Is it wrong for me to want to see Haruka fall behind on her payments?

Solarchos [e-mail] • 09/19/07 10:28pm

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