Suburban Senshi iChat #1241: “The Root of all Skanky Monstrosities”
#1241: “The Root of all Skanky Monstrosities”


 Tue Sep 18 07:01 2007 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)

FireFly_9> ...and now I know where father found all the inspiration for his Daimons.
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> watchu tlaking abot horatru
FireFly_9> here have a look for yourself.
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshsh ror
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> datz sum stopid loking shat
GERMATOID> SAYS THE KID WHOSE HEAD LOOKS LIKE AN OVERRIPE TURNIP EXPLODED ON TOP OF HER FACE
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> bich
GERMATOID> SKANK!
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> geriatric dumass kant gat nun sad lattle twistar playar!!11
GERMATOID> KNEE-HIGH DIME-STORE POCKET-CHANGE KOGAL LEG-HUMPING MIDGET LOLICON BEDWRESTLER!
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> FAK U DAD NAT JAST GEW DERE
FireFly_9> ...What am I witnessing here
GERMATOID> DAMN RIGHT YOU DID, "LITTLE SISTER" WHY NOT GO COLLECT SOME ADAM FROM THAT WITHERED UP HUSK OF A BOYFRIEND YOU CALL *YOUR FATHER*!
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ... WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
// J_Daito //> A schoolyard slapfight between a middle-schooler older than dirt and a mad scientist with no discernable purpose in life. That's what's you're seeing here, Tomoe the Younger.

 .'~SugaBB_2999~'. is away: kryaing mai lattle heart ot

GERMATOID> THAT'S RIGHT, CHIBI! YOU RUN BACK TO MAMA! OH WAIT! YOUR MAMA IS THE TIME-CRACK GREEN-HEADED STEPCHILD 134340! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
FireFly_9>
FireFly_9> just...

 GERMATOID has left suburbansenshi-chat (I STILL GOT IT! UH HUH! MUAHAHAHAAHAHA!)

@SpeedRcrX> man
@SpeedRcrX> goddammit man how many times is Hideki Anno going to make me buy Evangelion
// J_Daito //> What did they release the "Super Special Vanadium Edition" wherein all the pictures are treated to the Funimation Dragonball Z High Definition treatment? You know, where the picture gets blown up and people's heads and feet get cut off?
// J_Daito //> *finds an example*




@SpeedRcrX> ...
@SpeedRcrX> Oddly enough I have no issues with this method at all. No relevant detail is being lost.
// J_Daito //> What about the shapely waist / thighs?
@SpeedRcrX> ....
@SpeedRcrX> F[BLEEP]K YOU FUNIMATION
@SpeedRcrX> F[BLEEP]K YOU
@SpeedRcrX> But anyway
@SpeedRcrX> Yeah Anno's made a NEW Edition of EVA again...
@SpeedRcrX> and the sick thing is... It looks GOOD.
// J_Daito //> Yes, I see Ikari Shinji is now apparently drowning in a sea of Root Beer.





 Tue Sep 18 07:36 2007 - Logging Stopped (suburbansenshi-chat)





 






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• 01/24/12 07:26pm

I actually kinda feel sorry for Chibiusa.

Also...the original D&D Monster Manual, 4th edition, 1979, ISBN 0-935696-00-8.
Yes, folks, I have one of the originals. And even I agree some of the monsters were pretty damn funky. Still, some of them could be used in extremely creative ways...like sticking a Gelatinous Cube at the bottom of a concealed pit...or filling a burlap sack with Rot Grubs and firing it from a catapult...or encasing Green Slime in earthenware jugs and firing those from catapults ( or just putting a whole bunch at the bottom of a slide trap ).

Also, Gas Spores have to make physical contact with a character in order to infect them with rhizomes. Blowing Spores up doesn't really cause any other secondary damage apart from being a potentially useful grenade-on-demand.

Lastly, Giant Space Hamsters equals BOO!!!! Minsc : "Go for the eyes, Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!"

Solarchos [e-mail] • 09/18/07 09:50pm

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