Suburban Senshi iChat #1239: “Random Piledriver Infodump of Values, WWE Edition”
#1239: “Random Piledriver Infodump of Values, WWE Edition”


 Fri Sep 14 10:25 2007 - Logging Started (suburbansenshi-chat)

FireFly_9> But the salve did nothing
// J_Daito //> Hah I know where the spore learned her language skills




FireFly_9> ...
FireFly_9> I can believe that.
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> bich u kno ever1 wentz 2 toch dis
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshsh
// J_Daito //> With a *cattle prod*.
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak ov geydite
@SpeedRcrX> I've discovered a portable Gil Grissom.
Mizunomics01> Oh?

@SpeedRcrX pasted:
The Spark Talking Bug Identifier is a magnifying glass with a bug-identifying expert system built into the handle. Find a bug and answer a series of directed yes/no questions and the glass will tell you what bug you're looking at (as far as it can tell, anyway).
@SpeedRcrX> here

 Mizunomics01 is away: gravely dissappointed.

@SpeedRcrX> LOL
FireFly_9> On a more somber, but historically important note, I have come across this source of high resolution images of the 9/11 collapse.
@SpeedRcrX> Man I went there once, I stood on top of one of the towers.
@SpeedRcrX> It's insane even now to think they aren't there.
@SpeedRcrX> I don't, however agree with the poster's description of these pics as "awesome". They're sombering.
FireFly_9> On a (hopefully) unrelated note, I have found this amazing photograph of a nuclear explosion one millisecond after detonation.
FireFly_9> Apparently the fireball is 20 meters wide at this point in the shot, Here is more informaton.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Haruka
@SpeedRcrX> Yo
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> More Chris Benoit stuff for you. His diary was found in the trash outside his house during the murder investigation
@SpeedRcrX> Oh yeah?

Karasuma_Akane pasted:
All the handwritten entries are addressed to Eddie Guerrero, a close wrestling friend of Benoit's, who died the same year of an enlarged heart.

Karasuma_Akane pasted:
He spoke of the exhaustion, drudgery and loneliness of the road, but did not describe abusing drugs.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Accorind to his father's attorney, "He was upset, very upset, about Eddie's death. He says in a number of places how much he loved Eddie and what dear friends they were. He also says at one point that, 'I will be with you soon,' so it appears as though he was having some thoughts about his own mortality."
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> "It's plain that he was depressed. It's plain that he was beginning to exhibit some of the signs of the dementia that's associated with the brain injuries he sustained because he talks in there about not being able to remember things," said Ichter. "Chris, at the end had become intensely paranoid, to the point that he would not take the same route to the airport on a consistent basis, to the point that he would not allow the family outside of the house."
@SpeedRcrX> ...damn.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Here's a good column on the problem wrestlers are facing in terms of Body appearance and fan expectation.
@SpeedRcrX> You read Wrestling columns?
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> I'm not a fan, or anything, if that's what you're getting at. I have a job to do, so I do it well. I follow the story whereever it takes me.
@SpeedRcrX> Wait what what's this about Booker T leaving?

 @SpeedRcrX remembers him from back in the "Harlem Heat" days

[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> I don't know
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> I'm still leafing through things on my desk
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Thank god for Godiva French Vanilla Latte
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> hmm

Karasuma_Akane pasted:
ESPN.com features a story on Lex Luger, who now walks with aid of a cane. In it, he says: "I was a heartbeat away. I almost overdosed probably dozens of times. I had a really fast metabolism. Part of why Lex stayed so lean wasn't just drugs. God blessed me with a very fast metabolism. I metabolized drugs quickly. That is not good, but it saved my life a bunch of times. I went in deep a bunch of times with pills and alcohol. I was a pill-popper. And I abused alcohol toward the end, real bad. And I got caught with steroids in my house. I am a convicted felon. I deserved it. And I take accountability for that. I am trying to help others avoid what happened in my life, and my family and friends that I devastated. I dishonored my profession. I dishonored my community, all because I couldn't control myself and got this sick other lifestyle and drug abuse. I want to help our young kids stay away from that."
@SpeedRcrX> The total package needs a f[BLEEP]king cane to move now??!
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Jim Ross (whoever this is) is denying rumours that Booker T is leaving.
@SpeedRcrX> Anything on the Sandman?
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> He was the one fired the other day right?
@SpeedRcrX> Yeah
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> A press release from him telling fans not to take it out on the WWE, but offering no explanation.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> You want my opinion as a non-fan? That guy looked strung out in the ring.
@SpeedRcrX> Man don't diss the Sandman.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Just telling you what I see.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> ESPN's article on drugs and Pro Wrestling
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Aaand another Column on Wrestler Deaths The Money shot so far?

Karasuma_Akane pasted:
The most hilarious name on the Signature list is a blowhard who goes by the ring handle “Mr. Kennedy.” His indiscretion cost Kennedy the career opportunity of a lifetime, as he was reportedly about to be tapped as Vinnie Mac’s ba[BLEEP]rd. Kennedy’s drug c[BLEEP]ktail included anastrozole, which is used appropriately by breast cancer patients and desperately by steroid freaks to counteract the condition known in gyms as 'b[BLEEP]ch tits.'

Karasuma_Akane pasted:
In a more rigorous study, Dave Meltzer of the South Bay-based Wrestling Observer Newsletter – whom Frank Deford calls 'the most accomplished reporter in sports journalism' – cites 62 dead wrestlers under 50 in the last ten years who worked for WWE or other 'major league' organizations.
@SpeedRcrX> Geez.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> found something on Booker T for you
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Apparently being on the steroids list isn't what might have made him quit (if he did). Seems he's upset that the company did not choose his Pro Wrestling Academy, based out of his hometown of Houston, as a developmental territory which would train wrestlers until ready to be brought up to the WWE.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> And it looks like Ric Flair is leaving due to not being used properly.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Although frankly, seeing how wrestlers are "used" after digging into the industry, I'm pretty sure he was done a favor.
@SpeedRcrX> I've been in shock ever since the Benoit thing.
@SpeedRcrX> It's like a series of major shocks.
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> Okay, Last Link on all this for today, I've got work to get back to.
@SpeedRcrX> Thanks Akane
[gTV] Karasuma_Akane> np

 Karasuma_Akane is away: The news is moving

@SpeedRcrX> What the F[BLEEP]K
@SpeedRcrX> I see that WWE released a statement that says they have o record of Chris Benoit ever having had concussion.
@SpeedRcrX> WHAT THE HELL
@SpeedRcrX> With all those Top Rope Headbutts he kept doing... this is bulls[BLEEP]t
FireFly_9> Are you *still* talking about Wrestling?
@SpeedRcrX> Why not
@SpeedRcrX> I'll use my internets how I like
FireFly_9> Well, since you has wanted to know previously, I have found out via Amazon.com that the Battlestar Galactica Season 3 OST is due out October 23rd.
@SpeedRcrX> Ooh, I want that damn remix of "All along the Watchtower" season 3 ended with. I hope it's on there
FireFly_9> heh
FireFly_9> The new show has its merits, but I miss the Von Daniken-inspired "Space Brothers" mythologically-based original.
FireFly_9> There is no room for Count Iblis on this show, unfortunately.
@SpeedRcrX> LOL you just have a crush on Patrick Macnee
FireFly_9> I do not!
@SpeedRcrX> hehehe
@SpeedRcrX> Emma Peel did it for me
@SpeedRcrX> mmm catsuit
FireFly_9> I really don't need to know this
@SpeedRcrX> LOL you disgust so easily, 'Taru
FireFly_9>
Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Speaking of catsuits
Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Where's that midget who dresses like a cat and comes here sometimes?
FireFly_9> What midget who dresses like a cat
@SpeedRcrX> LOL you mean Artemis?
Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Yeah that's the guy!
FireFly_9> ...
Crwn_FruT_Gamer> He seemed kind of loney and I was wondering if we could hang out
@SpeedRcrX> Motoki
@SpeedRcrX> Dude
@SpeedRcrX> he's a real cat
@SpeedRcrX> People don't come that small
Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Hahaha Haruka you're always s[BLEEP]tting me
@SpeedRcrX> DUDE.
FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa... just let it be.
Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Oh I need to go, Kamekichi is looking listless

 Crwn_FruT_Gamer is away: Coming! I'm coming!

// J_Daito //> Oh I *bet* you are, Furuhata.
// J_Daito //> I bet you are.
@SpeedRcrX> INCORRECT MENTAL IMAGE, JEDITE
// J_Daito //> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
FireFly_9> Ugh
// J_Daito //> You know he likes to play with his little turtle~
@SpeedRcrX> Man
@SpeedRcrX> no I don't want to think about this
@SpeedRcrX> He freaks me out more than any monster I've ever fought and that includes nekkid Zirconia at the onsen.
FireFly_9> Do I even want to know.

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• 01/21/12 02:12am

I totally know what that's like, I've had plenty of minor concussions before from just hitting my head on the top bunk of my bunk beds at home, and even here at college hitting my head on the ceiling when I was trying to make my bed (top bunks suck when trying to put sheets on the mattress). And it hurts like hell and I've seen stars pretty much each time, if for only a couple seconds. According to medical facts, it's still a concussion as Solarchos stated.

Too many severe concussions can lead to severe side effects. And I'm definitely sure that McMahon's going to have to admit that many WWE wrestlers have had concussions.

Crimson Butterfly [e-mail] • 09/15/07 04:02am

A little on the Chris Benoit thing just to clear something up. The WWE's statement about having no record of Benoit ever having concussions is pure and total bullshit. The spindoctoring is now running overtime, and McMahon's starting to run out of wriggle room.

Also, here's some medical facts for anyone who might be a little hazy on the topic. A concussion is any kind of impact to the head that causes brain dysfunction. It doesn't matter how long the duration of the dysfunction is or how severe it is, a concussion is a concussion. There are different levels of severity just as there are different levels of severity of, say, a burn, ranging from 1st degree ( which is basically your typical sunburn ) all the way to 5th degree ( which most people don't know about because 5th degree burn victims never survive. A 5th degree burn to a limb basically transforms it into a carbonized piece of limb-shaped charcoal ).

In real life most people have suffered concussions on several occasions in their lives. Once when I was 7 I was sledding down a hill in the winter, hit a bump and flew off my sled, and whacked my head so hard when I landed I saw stars for a few seconds. Another time when I was 8 I fell off a swing set and landed smack on top of my head so hard that I couldn't breathe for about 20 seconds. That hardly sounds like much...except when you're the one counting the seconds while not being able to inhale.

Simply put, if you get whacked in the head and see stars, hear bells, get dizzy, lose visual focus, and/or feel groggy for any length of time, be it just a few seconds or several hours...you've sustained a concussion. That's medical fact.

So, whenever you see any of the WWE wrestlers getting slammed head-first into the turnbuckles, the floor, someone else's fist or boot, the announcers table, or getting bashed in the head by a *real* steel chair ( and let's face it, folks, those chairs sure as hell ain't fake ) and they're NOT wearing a helmet, the recipient of that blow is GOING to be taking damage.

Solarchos [e-mail] • 09/14/07 07:17pm

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