[21:49] *** Sat Aug 11 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[21:49] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
> ... Back then... in the future... I didn't know he was my brother* ...
> see Suburban Senshi Season 1
> ... that i was his clone made female and given senshi powers because no one outside the royal family could be trusted....
> ... i just thought the king was SO HOT ...
> Well it is a truism that first and second degree relatives, if unaware of their common origins, are greatly attracted to each other due to latent similarities
> ... i wanted him... more than anything...
> ... but he NEVER noticed me ...
> ... so one night... when it was pitch-black... i did my hair up in odangos....
> ... swallowed the helium so i would sound like the queen ..
> ... and i rode the imperial stallion until dawn ..
[21:57] * IrnChef_Jovian is away: vomit
[21:57] * flame_SNIPER is away: NOTHING
> And then you found out you were pregnant?
> ... yes ...
> ... i didn't want scandal to follow my lovely king, so one night, when she was alone, I sedated the queen and surgically transferred the foetus to her body using equipment stolen from the medical wing of the palace.
> So THAT'S where the Molecular Surrogation Device went.
> ...the Queen thought herself pregnant by her husband's own hand, and all was well...
> ... Chibiusa-chan was born months after ...
[22:01] * [gTV]C'est_la_V SNAPS her fingers
> That explains it!
> Explains what?
> Why Chibiusa-chan has red eyes and pink hair when neither of her parents do!
> The Red Eyes are Setsuna-san's!
> And the Pink hair is because of inbreeding!
> ... astounding.
> It also explains why Chibiusa is so facile with the time Key.
> but if she's your daughter... why did you try to kill her?!
> ... I ... can't remember...
> .. I wanted...
[22:06] * setsy_meiou struggles, feling the back of her head, amusingly still ass up with her head in the bowl of peanuts.
> ... I wanted ...
> ... I wanted her to give me my life back.
[22:06] *** Disconnected
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