Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1209: “CSI Tokyo: Horseplay ”
#1209: “CSI Tokyo: Horseplay ”

[22:50] *** Fri Aug 10 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[22:50] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi

[22:51] * IrnChef_Jovian snaps her keitai shut
[22:51] <IrnChef_Jovian> I just got a tip from one of my old Sempais that Elios is currently in bar downtown.
[22:51] <flame_SNIPER> One of---
[22:51] <flame_SNIPER> Wasn't there just one?
[22:52] <IrnChef_Jovian> <_<
[22:52] <IrnChef_Jovian> >_>
[22:52] <IrnChef_Jovian> Yeah
[22:52] <IrnChef_Jovian> I umm
[22:52] <IrnChef_Jovian> just misspoke there
[22:52] <flame_SNIPER> no wonder everyone she saw looked like one
[22:53] * [gTV]C'est_la_V continues watching the realtime feed from the streetcams all over tokyo as she processes chibiusa-chan's room
[22:53] <flame_SNIPER> Anyway, I know this joint, it's in Roppongi
[22:53] <flame_SNIPER> Gaijin go there for a good time
[22:53] <IrnChef_Jovian> ...I wonder if Serena would have been one of them
[22:54] <flame_SNIPER> We'll know soon enough
[22:54] * flame_SNIPER and Mako-chan get to the bar
[22:54] *** Elios is slumped down at the far end of the bar, his face in a bowl of peanuts
[22:55] * IrnChef_Jovian grabs Elios one handed and slings him over her shoulder as the other bar-goers shrink back in silence, too afraid to catcall her
[22:56] * IrnChef_Jovian SLAMS Elios into the makeshift interrogation room in Aino House (the basement)
[22:56] * IrnChef_Jovian shines a spotlight into his face
[22:56] <Reverend_H> Hey man, don't blind me yo... Is that you MAko
[22:57] <IrnChef_Jovian> Shut up Elios.
[22:57] <Reverend_H> I love it when you talk rough baby
[22:57] <flame_SNIPER> Elios, do you know why you're here?
[22:57] <Reverend_H> Let's see, yo
[22:57] <Reverend_H> you drag my drunk ass out of a bar
[22:58] <Reverend_H> handcuff me to a steel chair
[22:58] <Reverend_H> clearly y'alls wants a menage a tori amos
[22:58] * flame_SNIPER B[BLEEP]CHSLAPS Elios
[22:58] <flame_SNIPER> YOU Shut up you PERVERT!
[22:58] <Reverend_H> OOH, I like it like that, baby!
[22:59] <IrnChef_Jovian> somehow I don't think Rei-chan's "bad cop" routine is going to work out the way she thinks
[22:59] <flame_SNIPER> We found Chibiusa-chan wrapped in that cocooon of your... of your...
[22:59] <Reverend_H> my gift to the wombs of humanity, yo
[22:59] * flame_SNIPER BELTS Elios
[22:59] * Reverend_H licks his lips
[23:00] <Reverend_H> so you like it rough, eh?
[23:00] <flame_SNIPER> Her Ginzuishou was RIPPED out of her body!
[23:00] <flame_SNIPER> What have you done with it!
[23:00] * Reverend_H suddenly looks serious, yo
[23:00] <Reverend_H> Somebody put the hurt on mah little screamer, yo?
[23:01] <Reverend_H> Where is da f[BLEEP]ker, I 'll kick his ass!
[23:01] <IrnChef_Jovian> I'm looking at him.
[23:01] <Reverend_H> ... Bulls[BLEEP]t yo
[23:01] <Reverend_H> BULL. S[BLEEP]T.
[23:01] <IrnChef_Jovian> You were the last one with her. '
[23:01] <IrnChef_Jovian> We know you like the ladies.
[23:02] <IrnChef_Jovian> you were hanging at a bar filled with Gaijin, and the Barkeeper says you were there the same night Serena was.
[23:02] * IrnChef_Jovian looks at Elios' horn
[23:02] <IrnChef_Jovian> and whaddya know... the tip of you GOLDEN Horn has a pretty big chip in it.
[23:03] <Reverend_H> Man it got that way because I got too fresh with the statute of liberty yo
[23:03] <Reverend_H> the one in that park
[23:03] <flame_SNIPER> Don't lie to us, Horseboy.
[23:04] <flame_SNIPER> You killed Serena because she wouldn't give you what you wanted, then you decided to mindf[BLEEP]k Lyrica Hübert... literally.
[23:04] <flame_SNIPER> She couldn't take it, and KILLED herself.
[23:04] <Reverend_H> You are SO f[BLEEP]king reaching, yo.
[23:05] <Reverend_H> There's any NUMBER of guys who though Serena was a hottie
[23:05] <Reverend_H> I don't even LIKE Hübert yo, she was always dissin' me
[23:05] <flame_SNIPER> Another good reason to murder someone.
[23:05] <IrnChef_Jovian> Ami-chan found Chibiusa-chan's DNA on you.
[23:05] <Reverend_H> WELL DUH.
[23:06] <Reverend_H> She was riding the horse with the force!
[23:06] <Reverend_H> wanna try it, juggsy Mcboobalot?
[23:06] * IrnChef_Jovian kicks Elios' chair and knocks him to the ground
[23:06] <flame_SNIPER> HEY I'm bad cop!
[23:06] <IrnChef_Jovian> - not anymore -
[23:07] <Reverend_H> both you honies can be bad cops yo
[23:07] <flame_SNIPER> Where were you on the night of Serena's murder?
[23:07] <Reverend_H> Beating my Bonzi Buddy yo.
[23:07] <flame_SNIPER> Bonzi what
[23:07] <IrnChef_Jovian> It's this internet monkey thing
[23:07] <IrnChef_Jovian> ...monkey
[23:07] <Reverend_H> :D
[23:08] <Reverend_H> ;D
[23:08] <IrnChef_Jovian> oh GROSS
[23:08] <flame_SNIPER> ...God
[23:08] <flame_SNIPER> Elios, we're going to get you for this
[23:08] <Reverend_H> YO YO YO why don't you ask me where I was when Hübert wrote her damn name in the book?
[23:09] <flame_SNIPER> Because it doesn't matter, you can get into people's heads from anywhere!
[23:09] * Reverend_H smirks, his crystal flashing a bit
[23:09] * flame_SNIPER feels Elios trying to grope her mind
[23:09] * flame_SNIPER DECKS him, knocking him out cold.
[23:10] <Reverend_H> x_X
[23:10] <IrnChef_Jovian> I'm liking him for these crimes. A lot.
[23:10] <flame_SNIPER> Me too.
[23:10] <flame_SNIPER> Let's lock him up for now.
[23:11] <IrnChef_Jovian> We still dunno why he did it though.
[23:11] * Mizunomics01 walks in, observing the scene.
[23:11] <Mizunomics01> But did he do it?
[23:11] *** Disconnected
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