Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1208: “CSI Tokyo: Pink Sugar Heart Attack ”
#1208: “CSI Tokyo: Pink Sugar Heart Attack ”

[22:18] *** Fri Aug 10 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[22:18] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi

[22:19] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> I can't believe that Chibiusa-chan did these things!!
[22:20] <Mizunomics01> The ambient DNA collection techonology was tricky even back in Crystal Tokyo.
[22:20] <Mizunomics01> Still it's a lead and we must pursue it.
[22:21] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Mako-chan and Rei-chan are checking her room now
[22:21] * @spiritflame provides a live feed of the information

[22:22] <flame_SNIPER> Mako-chan, the door's locked
[22:22] <flame_SNIPER> ...From the outside.
[22:22] <IrnChef_Jovian> I get the feeling that people here don't like Chibiusa-chan too much.
[22:23] * flame_SNIPER looks around for some kind of lockpick or something like they use on TV.
[22:23] * IrnChef_Jovian RAMS into the door with her shoulder and it EXPLODES inwards, fragmenting into a million pieces.
[22:23] <flame_SNIPER> ... :O
[22:24] * IrnChef_Jovian flexes her arm and grins
[22:24] <flame_SNIPER> God ... what is this'm sensing ><
[22:25] <IrnChef_Jovian> The smell of lolicon [BLEEP]
[22:25] * flame_SNIPER pinches her nose "god, yes"
[22:26] * flame_SNIPER looks aroudn the pink-wallpapered room festooned with pictures of oiled, muscled hardbodies and with odd, Hello-kitty styled BDSM equipment everywhere
[22:27] <IrnChef_Jovian> Ami-chan would have a field day...
[22:27] * flame_SNIPER shoots Mako-chan a look
[22:27] * IrnChef_Jovian waves her ahnds frantically "with the DNA! the DNA!"
[22:27] <flame_SNIPER> Speaking of which...
[22:27] * flame_SNIPER finally dares look at the bed
[22:28] * flame_SNIPER sees... a large white ... cocoon surrounding something roughly the size of Chibiusa?
[22:28] * flame_SNIPER reaches out to touch it
[22:28] <IrnChef_Jovian> STOP! D:
[22:28] <flame_SNIPER> what?
[22:28] <IrnChef_Jovian> Y-You... really don't want to touch that.
[22:28] <flame_SNIPER> Why what is it, I've got evidence gloves on
[22:28] <IrnChef_Jovian> Okay, think back to your H-Manga.
[22:29] <IrnChef_Jovian> "Happosai coats Akane--"
[22:29] *** Something shifts in the cocoon
[22:29] <IrnChef_Jovian> ....
[22:29] <IrnChef_Jovian> One of us needs to open that
[22:29] <flame_SNIPER> Hell no, not me
[22:30] <IrnChef_Jovian> But Chibiusa-chan could be in there!
[22:30] * flame_SNIPER looks around the lolicon pr0n den and says something she'd never thought she'd ever say
[22:30] <flame_SNIPER> Maybe.... she needs to stay in there
[22:30] <IrnChef_Jovian> D:
[22:30] <IrnChef_Jovian> This is CHIBIUSA-CHAN.
[22:30] <IrnChef_Jovian> The cute loveable kid we used to hang out with all the time in Crystal Tokyo!
[22:31] <IrnChef_Jovian> She looked up to you like a sister!
[22:31] * flame_SNIPER loosk back at the white cocoon of... stuff
[22:31] <flame_SNIPER> I don't want to KNOW what she would do with her sister.
[22:31] <IrnChef_Jovian> ...
[22:31] * IrnChef_Jovian sees a mandroid slumped in the corner
[22:32] * IrnChef_Jovian rips off its arm and activates the servos inside, using its hand to pry open the cocoon
[22:32] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. is inside curled up, green, looking almost dead
[22:32] <flame_SNIPER> Chibiusa-chan!!
[22:33] * flame_SNIPER just reaches in and pulls the kid out, heedless of the [BLEEP] she's getting all over her
[22:33] * flame_SNIPER feels her pulse "She's not breathing!
[22:33] <IrnChef_Jovian> Why is she so green!?
[22:33] * Mizunomics01 walsk in from downstairs with Minako-chan
[22:34] * Mizunomics01 moves in and checks. "The resonance frequencies of the Ginzuishou are absent."
[22:35] <Mizunomics01> The crystal is tied to her Circadian Rhythm
[22:35] <Mizunomics01> Without her she will die
[22:36] <Mizunomics01> Judging by the state of her body, she's been like this for days, since after the Death of Serena Tsukino but prior to the death of Lyrica Hübert
[22:36] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> So she didn't do it?
[22:36] <Mizunomics01> Assuming the two crimes are related
[22:36] <flame_SNIPER> they are... somehow... I just have this feeling.
[22:36] <Mizunomics01> what we need here is evidence
[22:37] * flame_SNIPER dips a finger into thw white.. material.
[22:37] <flame_SNIPER> Well, maybe the DNA from Chibiusa at the scene was left by whoever this belongs to, they'd have enough of her on them
[22:38] <Mizunomics01> But she was pinned her after that scene
[22:38] <flame_SNIPER> Well maybe they started [BLEEP]ing there and came here to finish up who knows
[22:38] <Mizunomics01> Possible
[22:39] * Mizunomics01 checks the DNA against the list of known pervert offenders in Tokyo using her Mizunomics Quadcorder
[22:39] <Mizunomics01> ... The Reverend Hentai Elios.
[22:39] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ............ expected but... why woudn't his DNA be at the scene?
[22:40] <Mizunomics01> Well, I can think of one good reason offhand, as Pegasus he has the ability to become insubstantial. Such a Dream form would not leave trace evidence.
[22:41] <flame_SNIPER> ...Can't he get into people's heads in that form?
[22:41] <IrnChef_Jovian> ...Lyrica-chan...
[22:41] <flame_SNIPER> I say we find the ba[BLEEP]rd and see what he has to say for himself
[22:42] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Hai.
[22:43] <Mizunomics01> I'm going to sweep this room for evidence. Given the rather... percverse nature of its inhabitant, a full DNA profile would take upwards of a year, what with all the multiple donors. I have Bruce Wayne, Waylon Jennings, Tim Lehrer and Soun Tendo already, and that's just from this brownish pearl necklace.
[22:43] * IrnChef_Jovian throws up ina corner
[22:43] <Mizunomics01> You just contaminated the scene.
[22:44] <IrnChef_Jovian> This scene IS the definition of contaminated ><
[22:44] <Mizunomics01> I'm going to go get Artemis and have him help me, Rei-chan, you and Mako-chan go to find him
[22:44] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> what about me??
[22:45] <Mizunomics01> You start taking fluid swabs, use the Luminol to find dried stains
[22:45] * [gTV]C'est_la_V squirts some luminol. The entire room GLOWS a blinding blue
[22:45] <IrnChef_Jovian> f[BLEEP]k I'm blind!
[22:46] *** Disconnected
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