[07:09] *** Thu Aug 09 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[07:09] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
> SO IN A DESPERATE BID TO MAKE CASH AND / OR SERVE THEIR CORPORATE OVERLORDS, THE PEOPLE BEHIND BITTORRENT ARE CLOSING THE THE SOURCE TO THEIR PROTOCOL
[07:11] * Mizunomics01 nods as she works on erh data analysis of the crie scene
> I've never been a fan of the open source movement. They're far too fanatical about their goals.
> And Richard Stallman is in desperate need of an "extreme" makeover
> AMI-KUN YOU DISSAPPOINT ME
> Why is that
> I run Mizunomics Corporation, "the Microsoft of the East" as Forbes Magazine has called it.
> I make an exceptionally good living off the sale of closed-source, proprietary applications which are of excellent quality.
> I pay to ensure that the code is clean, managed and up-to-date.
> I HEAR THAT YOU HAVE BACKDOORS IN ALL YOUR OPERATING SYSTEMS FOR THE PRYING EYES OF THE JAPANESE GOVERNMENT
> Now where would you hear such a thing?
> I'd really like to know.
> I BET
> I JUST SEE THIS BONEHEADED MOVE AND THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF RELEVANCE FOR BRAM COHENS AND THE OTHERS
> Ahh but you forget, Bittorrent Corporation is the owner of µtorrent, the small, fast, and reliable wŁnderkind torrent client
> I'D RATHER WASTE ALL MY RAM AND USE AZUREUS
> OR BETTER YET TAKE THE RTORRENT LINUX CLIENT AND BACK PORT IT TO WINDOWS
> Heh, you're just a "Hippie" at heart, aren't you, Tomoe-hakase?
> DAMN RIGHT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
> SO HOW GOES THE DNA ANALYSIS
> I've had to use technology based on 31st century medical science
> WHICH IS BASICALLY HOW YOU MADE MIZUNOMICS IN THE FIRST PLACE, OFF THE BACK OF THAT TECHNOLOGY YOU BROUGHT BACK FROM CRYSTAL TOKYO
> *in my head*. I memorized all the relevant schematics.
> A feat which I doubt even you, the "superhuman" would be able to manage.
> PEOPLE LIKE ME STEAL IDEAS FROM PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND "INNOVATE" THEM. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[07:22] * Mizunomics01 shakes her head.
> At any rate, I was able to deep-scan the crime scenes of buts Serena Tsukino and Lyrica Hübert for any sloughed off DNA.
> I have a genetic record of everyone who has passed through either Hübert's home or that Tokyo street since the day of the murder.
> SO THE LOGICAL THING TO DO WOULD BE TO SEE WHO'S BEEN TO BOTH CRIME SCENES
> I've narrowed it down to some members of the Tokyo Police Department, who I have eliminated as suspects given that they were working the crime scene.
> WAIT... SO NO ONE ELSE IN COMMON?
> No. It's puzzling.
> Either we have: 1) Someone who left no DNA Trace, either by cleanliness or via lack of possessing what we would call DNA
> 2) Two separate killers
> 3) Something else entirely.
> SO YOU DON'T THINK HÜBERT-CHAN'S SUICIDE WAS A SUICIDE?
> I doubt it. She had been on the "Hot Topic" website mere minutes before her death investigating the purchase of "anti-narutard" gothic sportswear
> Hardly the act of someone who was planning to snuff her own life out minutes later
> HAVE YOU CONSIDERED PSYCHIC COMPULSION
> Psychic Compulsion doesn't pulp the skull of a 14 year old in the middle of the Tokyo Street, Hakase.
> IT DOES IF YOU'RE A MEMBER OF KIDS IN THE HALL! MUAHAHAHA
[07:29] * GERMATOID IS CRUSHING YOUR HEAD, IS CRUSHING YOUR HEAD!
> I'm amazed Hotaru-chan turned out as level-headed as she did, with a parent like you.
> HER MOTHER WAS A BAD INFLUENCE ON HER :<
> That's... odd.
> WHAT IS IT
[07:31] * Mizunomics01 rechecks her findings
> There was a lot of partial DNA traces, not enough for complete matches, just bits of detritus here and there
> but I recognize this pattern... at least this small fragment of it
[07:32] * GERMATOID ADJUSTS HIS GLASSES
> OH? DO TELL
> Well, it's very reminiscent of...
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