Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1205: “CSI Tokyo: Cold Cut”
#1205: “CSI Tokyo: Cold Cut”


[13:56] *** Sun Aug 05 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[13:56] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi

[13:56] <FireFly_9> It is the rainy season and the ants are everywhere again, fleeing into the house for refuge.
[13:57] <FireFly_9> I stood there, watching one, as it was cleaning itself with its forelegs.
[13:57] <FireFly_9> I was some distance away, so it did not notice me.
[13:57] <Reverend_H> Pervert
[13:57] <FireFly_9> ...
[13:57] * FireFly_9 ignores Elios
[13:58] <FireFly_9> As I stood there, towering above it, observing it as it went about the minutiae of its everyday existence, blisffully unaware of [what to it would be ] a lumbering giant looming over it, I pondered.
[13:59] <FireFly_9> There I was, so close to it. By lowering my finger, I could crush it from existence, with nary a problem.
[13:59] <FireFly_9> Was it even aware of me, over the potential sword of Damocles above its head?
[14:00] <FireFly_9> Its world was the bathroom countertop, it's neighborhood the sink. It walked for miles across what to me would be nothing more than half a yard's distance.
[14:00] <FireFly_9> It had no conception of the human creature observing its every movement from so close, yet relatively so far.
[14:00] <FireFly_9> What if we are the same.
[14:00] <FireFly_9> Everything in the cosmos is scale.
[14:01] <FireFly_9> To the scale of the Ant, we are massive. We are Galactus.
[14:02] <FireFly_9> Similarly, do there exist beings so large, so unfathomably gigantic, that to them we are naught but insects, so huge as to be unseen by us simply because they shadow they cast is so large it provides the blackness of the Firmament?
[14:02] * Reverend_H yawns
[14:02] <Reverend_H> do you like, do this a lot yo
[14:03] <Reverend_H> Just log on and ramble
[14:03] <FireFly_9> Why not :P
[14:08] *** Mizunomics01 [user001.securenet.05@mizunomics.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[14:08] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Mizunomics01
[14:09] <FireFly_9> Hello Ami-san
[14:09] <Mizunomics01> Hotaru-chan
[14:09] <FireFly_9> How goes the investigation?
[14:09] <Mizunomics01> So far... not much.
[14:10] <Mizunomics01> Serena Tsukino was killed by a high impact that literally exploded her skull, pulping her beain matter to nothing
[14:10] <Reverend_H> What brain matter, yo
[14:10] * Mizunomics01 gives Helios a look.
[14:11] <flame_SNIPER> I couldn't sense anything at the crime scene in the way of evil spirits or magical powers being used.
[14:11] <IrnChef_Jovian> Ya there wasn't anybody wierd around there either
[14:11] <Reverend_H> You people was just lurkin'?
[14:12] <flame_SNIPER> What I was /away :P
[14:13] <Mizunomics01> We're still trying to determine the murder weapon used-- it may have been a gun, but the caliber of theshot would have had to have been inordinately large.
[14:13] <=^catablanca^=> And nobody reported hearing any loud noises that morning.
[14:13] <FireFly_9> Silencer?
[14:13] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Not likely on a gun that big.
[14:13] <Mizunomics01> We shouldn
[14:14] <Mizunomics01> 't assume it's a Gun.
[14:14] <Mizunomics01> Such thinking will lead us up blind alleyways.
[14:14] <GERMATOID> DID YOU KIDS FIND ANYTHIGN AT THE SCENE BESIDES THE CORPSE?
[14:14] <Mizunomics01> Ho hair, no fibers.
[14:15] <Mizunomics01> No prints that weren't the victims.
[14:15] <IrnChef_Jovian> She still had all her stuff, so it didn't look like the motive was robbery.
[14:15] <Mizunomics01> Our job isn't to think about the "why" Mako-chan, it's to think about the "how".
[14:16] <IrnChef_Jovian> Ya but who would want to kill a girl like Serena ><
[14:18] <GERMATOID> AND WHO / WHAT WAS IRC-WORM.DOS.ELSPY.2278 THAT LOGGED INTO CHANNEL AND SCARED MOMOHARA-KUN?
[14:18] <@spiritflame> i have no record of any such person in channel
[14:18] <GERMATOID> THEY WERE IN THE LOG
[14:18] <@spiritflame> nonetheless i have no record
[14:19] <=^catablanca^=> So are we at a dead end here?
[14:19] <Mizunomics01> For the moment it would seem so.
[14:23] <flame_SNIPER> It's odd, though, how there was no brain.
[14:23] <Reverend_H> I told you yo, it's Serena.
[14:24] <Mizunomics01> No trace of brain matter AT ALL. not even on the bits of skull we located.
[14:24] <GERMATOID> COULD IT BE THAT IT WAS A CLONE WHICH WAS KILLED?
[14:24] <Mizunomics01> No, there was no choromosomal degradation.
[14:49] *** Silicon Momoko [tightsweaterkitten@talentia.bitches5.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[14:49] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Silicon Momoko
[14:49] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Momo-chan.. how are you?
[14:49] * flame_SNIPER senses something is very wrong
[14:51] <Silicon Momoko> youd ne right abth tba th
[14:51] <Silicon Momoko> im sorty i cnat type wel;l hand as are shaokmkign
[14:51] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> What happened?
[14:51] <Silicon Momoko> lrtivhc-chan
[14:51] <Reverend_H> Huh
[14:52] <FireFly_9> "Lyrica-chan"
[14:52] <GERMATOID> YOU CAN READ THAT?
[14:52] <FireFly_9> i'm the one who translates for Chibiusa-chan, you know.
[14:52] <Silicon Momoko> lyrivx shand is dead
[14:52] <FireFly_9> "Lyrica-chan is Dead" My GOD what
[14:52] <Silicon Momoko> shejh aujsdjd ahertt attack
[14:52] <FireFly_9> "she had a heart attack"
[14:53] <Silicon Momoko> i went tho her house on drakebs hill
[14:53] <FireFly_9> "I went to her house on Darkness Hill"
[14:53] <Silicon Momoko> i sofubfgsk her body slu8npoed over on the confeing she lessopep in
[14:53] <FireFly_9> "I found her body slumped over on the coffin she sleeps in."
[14:54] <Silicon Momoko> and there wa sthis in her hand
[14:54] <FireFly_9> "and there ... well you can read that one
[14:54] <Silicon Momoko> /msmuopkoad spictuer




[14:54] <GERMATOID> ...
[14:54] <FireFly_9> Is that a...
[14:55] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> She killed herself by writing her own name in a Death note? In Blood?!
[14:55] <Silicon Momoko> she shirlt her siowrhts tot get the blood
[14:56] * FireFly_9 is too shocked to translate.
[14:56] <Reverend_H> Live by the Emo die by the Emo
[14:56] <Silicon Momoko> THIS ISN'T FUNNY
[14:56] *** Silicon Momoko [tightsweaterkitten@talentia.bitches5.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has quit IRC (I'm SCAREd)
[14:57] <Mizunomics01> That's the second of Momoko's classmates to die this week.
[14:57] <flame_SNIPER> What did she mean about the laughter in her head?
[14:57] <=^catablanca^=> She never struck me as the kind to say "tee hee"
[14:57] <IrnChef_Jovian> Serena used to say it.
[14:58] <Mizunomics01> It's too much to simply be a coincidence.
[14:58] <FireFly_9> Isn't... Chibiusa-chan in the same class?
[14:58] <flame_SNIPER> Damnit we better protect her!
[14:58] <Reverend_H> I'll protect her yo... safe in my bed of hay
[14:58] <flame_SNIPER> ....
[14:59] <Reverend_H> I'll guard her body... all of it
[14:59] <=^catablanca^=> Geez what fate would be worse, getting knocked off my a serial killer or having to be "protected" by Elios there
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"protected" gets my vote. This serial killer is getting too good...

TuxRainbow [e-mail] • 08/06/07 07:48pm



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