Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #12: “Movie Review: Story of Ricky”
#12: “Movie Review: Story of Ricky”

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<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man I just saw this badass flick
<// J_Daito //> I take it Donnie Yen did NOT direct
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hahah no [BLEEP].
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> in this flick a prisoner with super strength gets locked up and takes out a corrupt warden and his martial arts enforcers, the "gang of four"
<// J_Daito //> Problem: Who the hell tries to lock up a super powered prisoner anyway? And why would he let himself get locked up?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bingo
<// J_Daito //> Well are the fights good?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It OWNZ. It's like Evil Dead meets Kung Fu meets Dragonball.
<// J_Daito //> no
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> yeah! You know how in Dragonball, Son Goku is so strong as a kid that he can bust through walls with a punch, yet he can hit guards in the stomach and all they do is crumple over? Well the Story of Ricky shows us what would *really* happen...
<// J_Daito //> HELL YEA
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, there's gore and splatter EVERYWHERE... you know how Rambo fell off that mountain one time and sewed his wound closed again? Well in this movie, a bad guy severs the tendons in Ricky's right arm... and Ricky responds to this debilitating attack by knotting his own tendons back together and whooping some ass in response.
<// J_Daito //> Truly great cinema!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah! and unlike Ballistic Kiss, here the actors get a chance to really pull off some great moves. You gotta see this [BLEEP]!
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