Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1194: “The Chairman of <s>WCW</s> Suburban Senshi”
#1194: “The Chairman of WCW Suburban Senshi”

[18:04] * FireFly_9 closes a book sempai had borrowed from her on the life of Jeremy Bentham.
[18:05] * FireFly_9 notes with some distress that sempai had, as usual, skipped to the end.
[18:06] * FireFly_9 notes with further distress that the end itself was dogeared with callous disregard for the pages, what makes her so distressed is not so much that sempai defaced the book (though that is horrible in and of itself) bbut that she seemed entranced with the concepts presented.
[18:06] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> What you mean she liked Bentham's philosophy?
[18:07] <FireFly_9> In a... manner of speaking.
[18:08] <FireFly_9> she highlighted one passage in particular.
[18:09] * FireFly_9 pauses, shaking her head slightly
[18:09] <FireFly_9> "As requested in his will, his body was preserved and stored in a wooden cabinet, termed his "Auto-icon". Originally kept by his disciple Dr. Southwood Smith,[7] it was acquired by University College London in 1850. The Auto-Icon is kept on public display at the end of the South Cloisters in the main building of the College."
[18:10] <FireFly_9> ". For the 100th and 150th anniversaries of the college, the Auto-Icon was brought to the meeting of the College Council, where he was listed as "present but not voting"[8]"
[18:10] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> Karasuma-san!
[18:11] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Yeah?
[18:11] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> Boss-chan just bought a huge wooden chair and some wheels
[18:11] <FireFly_9> Oh my god.
[18:11] *** [gTV]Karasuma_Akane [] has left #suburbansenshi2 (don't. even. WANT. to know.)
[18:12] * Mizunomics01 goes next door with measuring tape, to take certain measurements.
[18:16] <FireFly_9> Minako-sempai has been a little odd lately.
[18:17] * FireFly_9 is away: back in a few moments, I think I hear her coming
[18:37] * FireFly_9 comes back inside paler than usual.
[18:37] <FireFly_9> Good. Lord.
[18:38] <Mizunomics01> I think this was my finest technological achievement.
[18:38] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> I just. I only work here.
[18:38] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> I only WORK HERE.
[18:38] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> Ara, it's SO Kawaii, Boss-chan is a genius
[18:38] <@Yaijinden> Uh oh.
[18:39] * [gTV]C'est_la_V walks in, rolling something alongside her
[18:39] <[gTV]C'est_la_V>

[18:40] * Old_X beeps
[18:40] <@Yaijinden> Does one beep mean yes or no?
[18:40] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Well he was was beat up so bad in the Budokai this special chair had to be made
[18:40] <Mizunomics01> We haven't determined that yet.
[18:40] * Mizunomics01 pokes him with fire
[18:40] * Old_X beeps twice
[18:41] <Mizunomics01> I take it that means no.
[18:41] <@Yaijinden> So one beep may just mean "Why, Rassilon, why have I been condemned to suffer" oh yay!
[18:41] <setsy_meiou> We can't be certain, he may be saying he likes it.
[18:41] * setsy_meiou punches him in the head
[18:41] * Old_X beeps twice
[18:41] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> HEY STOP PUNCHING HIM
[18:41] <@Yaijinden> So two beeps is no then.
[18:42] * Old_X beeps once and sweatdrops
[18:42] * [gTV]C'est_la_V wheels X-chan around
[18:42] <@Yaijinden> I'm pretty sure he was frail enough so that pain was not a turn-on. Unless he and she were kinkier than we thought... HAY X SHALL I GET SUM CANDLES LOL ^_^
[18:43] * Old_X beeps twice ><
[18:43] <@Yaijinden> That seems to be an unequivocal no.
[18:44] * Old_X beeps once and whirrs around the room
[18:44] * [gTV]C'est_la_V claps, so proud of her X-chan and the ad for Ginga TV on the back of the chair
[18:44] <@Yaijinden> Can you beep three times for a maybe?
[18:45] * Old_X beeps two times and frowns
[18:45] <@Yaijinden> This may be important. Life is not a series of binary decisions!
[18:45] <Mizunomics01> There's a bug in the firmware.
[18:45] <Mizunomics01> After two beeps the system resets.
[18:45] * Old_X beeps twice.
[18:46] <@Yaijinden> Oh Minako, what abominations against nature WON'T you indulge in for a cuddle.
[18:46] * Old_X whirrs the chair back and forth in a frustrated way
[18:46] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Moh.
[18:47] * Old_X beeps twice
[18:48] * Old_X tries to whirr intot he kitchen but the chair is too wide for the door and gets stuck
[18:48] <@Yaijinden> No seriously, watching him bump around is hilarious and all but this was probably a bad idea.
[18:48] * Old_X beeps twice and whirrs the chair back
[18:48] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> I couldn't leave him in the tube :<
[18:48] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> and then I saw that auto-icon thing
[18:49] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> That is for moving CORPSES around
[18:49] * starcat! walks into the kitchen and holds up pizza in one hand and ramen in the other
[18:49] <starcat!> Beep once for pizza, twice for ramen.
[18:50] * Old_X beeps once, and gets thwapped by Minako
[18:50] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> he can't eat.
[18:50] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> We load liquids in the back
[18:51] <Old_X> //me beeps twice and starts to whirr towards the door
[18:51] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Oy! Chotto!!
[18:51] * Old_X smacks into the front door a few times and pushes it open
[18:51] * Old_X whirrs into incoming traffic
[18:52] <starcat!> D:
[18:52] * [gTV]C'est_la_V is now known as Sailor Venus
[18:52] * [gTV]Sailor Venus leaps outside and gets the Chair clear as X-chan beeps
[18:52] *** [gTV]Sailor Venus [] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Moh! Stop complaining! You'll like being in a chair all the time!!)
[18:52] *** Old_X has left #suburbansenshi2 (BEEP BEEP)