Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1161: “Budokai 2k7: Momoko v Motoki”
#1161: “Budokai 2k7: Momoko v Motoki”


[12:26] *** Mon Apr 09 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[12:26] *** Now talking in #budokai
[12:26] *** Topic is - Silicon Momoko v Furuhata Motoki -
[12:26] *** Set by [gTV]Karasuma_Akane on Mon Apr 09 11:26 2007

[12:27] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> Ara, so how's this fight supposed to work??
[12:28] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> What do you mean, Aya?
[12:29] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> well usually we have people with powers like the senshi, but Furuhata Motoki is a bartender and Momoko Momohara is a... is a...
[12:29] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> a slut?
[12:29] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> Ara, that's rude!
[12:29] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> but am I wrong?
[12:29] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> <_< no ...
[12:29] ☼ Scouter indicates Crwn_FruT_Gamer has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[12:29] ☼ Scouter indicates Silicon Momoko has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[12:30] * Silicon Momoko tosses her purple hair, arching her back, giving Furuhata a good view of her expansive chest
[12:31] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer shakes his head, totally unimpressed
[12:31] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Looks like her feminine wiles are useless against a man who loves turtles!
[12:31] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> Crwn_FruT_Gamer rolls 1d20 [ 9 ]
[12:31] <@Diamond Dice Darkness> Silicon Momoko rolls 1d20 [ 20 ]
[12:32] <Silicon Momoko> A perfect 20, just like my figure
[12:32] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> It should be a crime for a 15 year old to look hotter than Pamela Anderson
[12:32] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> Cosmetic surgery is something, ne??
[12:33] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Silicon Momoko wastes no time and LEAPS onto motoki, pinning him to the ground and suffocating him in her massive chest (-500 MP)
[12:34] [810 HP / 1520 MP ] Crwn_FruT_Gamer has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (190 damage)
[12:34] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer squirms, asphyixating between the massive mounds of silicon
[12:35] [810 HP / 1519 MP] Crwn_FruT_Gamer pushes the kid away (-1 MP)
[12:35] [950 HP / 1068 MP] Silicon Momoko has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (50 damage)
[12:35] * Silicon Momoko flies back, stunned than any man would resist her raw lolicon attraction
[12:36] [950 HP / 568 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Silicon Momoko runs forward screaming "PAY ATTENTION TO ME YOU BA[BLEEP]RD!" and raking Motoki's face with her extra-long sexy purple fingernails (-500 MP)
[12:36] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> wow she's got issues
[12:37] [608 HP / 1532 MP ] Crwn_FruT_Gamer has been HIT by a SPECIAL ATTACK!! (202 damage)
[12:38] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer staggers back. bleeding from four long scratches across hsi face
[12:38] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> Dammit you little FREAK!
[12:38] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer whips out his bartending kit
[12:39] [608 HP / 1032 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Crwn_FruT_Gamer mixes duff bear and cold syrup in a bottle and lights it on fire, throwing it at the kid's chest "EAT A FLAMING MOE!" (-500 MP)
[12:39] [950 HP / 571 MP ] Silicon Momoko has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[12:40] * Silicon Momoko narrowsly ducks out of the waty, her pendulous mammaries allowing her to drop to the side quickly
[12:41] [950 HP / 71 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Silicon Momoko drives her high heels into the ba[BLEEP]rd's crotch "WORSHIP FEMALE BEAUTY WHEN YOU SEE IT!" (-500 MP)
[12:41] [15 HP / 1071 MP ] Crwn_FruT_Gamer has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (593 damage)
[12:41] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer CRASHES to the ground, cluthing his nethers, OH F[BLEEP]K this hurts more than the time kamekichi almost bit it off
[12:42] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> ... wow, she's angry
[12:42] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> the raw power of feminine rage has conspired to bring Furuhata Motoki MASSIVE damage! This might be the end of everything for him RIGHT HERE!
[12:43] [950 HP / 55 MP] Silicon Momoko just DRIVES her hell down into his crotch again, GLARING down at him, then burying his head in her chest to remind him of what he's missing (-16 MP)
[12:44] [15 HP / 1076 MP] Crwn_FruT_Gamer has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[12:45] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer rolls out of the way, nto dead yet, but his sex life flashing before his eyes
[12:45] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> what a lucky break!
[12:45] [15 HP / 576 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Crwn_FruT_Gamer Summons his pal GAMERA, the friend of all boys, to KICK THE EVERLOVING S[BLEEP]T OUT OF THIS SLUT (-500 MP)
[12:46] *** Gamera appears spinning into view blotting out the sun
[12:46] [933 HP / 57 MP ] Silicon Momoko has BLOCKED a special attack! (17 damage)
[12:46] * Silicon Momoko flashes Gamera and stops the turtle dead in its tracks at it admires her perfectly sculpted Torso
[12:47] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> WHAT!? GAMERA! NO?!!!!! you're only supposed to like BOYS! BOYS!
[12:47] <Silicon Momoko> I can turn any man back onto the path of loving women, idiot
[12:48] *** Gamera shrugs
[12:48] [933 HP / 29 MP] Silicon Momoko B[BLEEP]CHSLAPS Motoki "You KNOW you want it!" (-28 MP)
[12:48] [14 HP / 586 MP] Crwn_FruT_Gamer has BLOCKED the attack! (1 damage)
[12:49] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer BLOCKS with his arm
[12:49] <Crwn_FruT_Gamer> No way, slutbag kogal
[12:49] [14 HP / 86 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Crwn_FruT_Gamer dresses up in his TURTLE SUIT and goes all MichaelANGELO on her skank ass! (-500 MP)
[12:50] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Wow, Motoki's really fighting to his last breath here
[12:50] [448 HP / 68 MP ] Silicon Momoko has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (485 damage)
[12:50] * Silicon Momoko crashes tot he ground, clubbed and beaten to a pulp by Nunchucks
[12:51] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> Ara, wasn't she supposed to go twice after she stunned Motoki??
[12:51] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Well she didn't call anyone on it, so she forfeits the move, that's the rules
[12:52] [14 HP / 66 MP] Crwn_FruT_Gamer pokes her swollen chest with a pin to deflate her man-traps (-20 MP)
[12:52] [448 HP / 70 MP] Silicon Momoko has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[12:52] * Silicon Momoko rolls out of the way ><
[12:53] [14 HP / 29 MP] Crwn_FruT_Gamer breaks a beer bottle over the back of her head (-37 MP)
[12:53] [398 HP / 86 MP] Silicon Momoko has been HIT!! (50 damage)
[12:53] * Silicon Momoko screams, bleeding fromt he back of her head
[12:54] [398 HP / 72 MP] Silicon Momoko rolls on her back, raising her long, lithe legs and placing them on Motoki's shoulders, wrapping them around his neck, pulling him close.... then JERKING HIM SIDEWAYS AND SNAPPING his NECK HARD TO THE RIGHT (-14 MP)
[12:54] [9 HP / 37 MP] Crwn_FruT_Gamer has BLOCKED the attack! (5 damage)
[12:55] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer ducks out from between her legs, he SAW Goldeneye
[12:55] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> My god he's tough
[12:56] <Silicon Momoko> GOD WHY WON'T YOU JUST GO DOWN on me?!?!
[12:57] [9 HP / 26 MP] Crwn_FruT_Gamer DRAGS Momoko up by the hair and shows the world her BROWN ROOTS (-11 MP)
[12:57] [394 HP / 74 MP] Silicon Momoko has BLOCKED the attack! (4 damage)
[12:57] * Silicon Momoko used SUPER PREMIUM DYE to make her hair purple, NO ROOTS B[BLEEP]CH
[12:57] [394 HP / 60 MP] Silicon Momoko knees him in the crotch (-14 MP)
[12:57] [7 HP / 27 MP] Crwn_FruT_Gamer has BLOCKED the attack! (2 damage)
[12:58] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer crosses his legs!
[12:58] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> if there's been a luckier competitor this tournament I haven't seen it!
[12:58] [7 HP / 18 MP] Crwn_FruT_Gamer headbutts Momoko (-9 MP)
[12:58] [364 HP / 80 MP] Silicon Momoko has been HIT!! (30 damage)
[12:59] * Silicon Momoko wobbes drooling, still held up by the hair
[13:00] [364 HP / 77 MP] Silicon Momoko wraps her legs around Motoki's waist and presses close, KISSING HIM passionately, squeezing her body to his, making him realize all the good stuff he's missing by beign a freakish fur who likes amphibians (-3 MP)
[13:00] [7 HP / 27 MP] Crwn_FruT_Gamer has PARRIED the attack! (opponent please SELL) (0 damage)
[13:01] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer claws at her back like the orangutan and shoves a hard shelled [BLEEP] at her to let her know the joys of multispecies intercarnality
[13:01] [364 HP / 81 MP] Silicon Momoko has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[13:02] * Silicon Momoko lets go and gets the hell away from this freak, scramling back on her hands and legs giving the crowd lots of fanservice pantyshots
[13:02] [7 HP / 21 MP] Crwn_FruT_Gamer attacks Momoko with simulated pictures of her at 80 when her arms and legs are all wrinkly but her smooth implants seem freakishly youthful (-6 MP)
[13:03] [364 HP / 91 MP] Silicon Momoko has PARRIED the attack! (opponent please SELL) (0 damage)
[13:04] * Silicon Momoko shows off photoshops of Kamekichi doing it with that female ninja turtle from that dumb Fox show
[13:04] [-18 HP / 74 MP] Crwn_FruT_Gamer has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (25 damage)
[13:04] Crwn_FruT_Gamer has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[13:04] * Crwn_FruT_Gamer has a heart attack seeing that and goes down, gasping, breathing, unable to think
[13:05] * Silicon Momoko towers over Furuhata and waves her hand dismissively at him
[13:05] *** Silicon Momoko [tightsweaterkitten@talentia.bitches5.gakuenmugen.ac.jp] has left #budokai (You could have had the ride of your life, freak.)
[13:06] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> Ara... he must really love that turtle
[13:06] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> No kidding
[13:06] *** Disconnected
[13:06] *** Mon Apr 09 2007 - LOGGING END ***




 






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