‘Nobody seemed to be stopping them, so they made improvements. It was long before I arrived, of course. Apparently, there were hundreds of open graves and they were on fire for centuries and they must have smelled something awful. One day, this Roman guy named Lucretius just filled them all in with concrete and built a Kroger. A week went by and nothing bad happened so he and some of the other Epicureans started cleaning up the entire Sixth. After that, most of the other Circles did the same. Or so I hear.’