Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #1118: “Mortal Thoughts”
#1118: “Mortal Thoughts”


[07:16] *** Fri Jan 05 2007 - LOGGING START ***
[07:16] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[07:16] *** Topic is - What is it with starlets and appetites -
[07:16] *** Set by @Dr_Xadium on Fri Jan 05 07:16 2007

[07:16] <@SpeedRcrX> Oh god sometimes I hate my life
[07:17] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Are you going on about your wedding again
[07:17] <@SpeedRcrX> What wedding
[07:17] * [gTV]Karasuma_Akane smacks Haruka
[07:17] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ACCEPT IT, YOU FOOL
[07:17] <@SpeedRcrX> ><
[07:18] <@SpeedRcrX> No this is something else
[07:18] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> What
[07:18] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm old
[07:18] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> I'm older than you are.
[07:18] <@SpeedRcrX> No you don't understand
[07:19] * @SpeedRcrX is away: google image search
[07:19] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> huh
[07:27] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> you there, Haruka
[07:27] * [gTV]Karasuma_Akane gets sick of waiting and decides to get some coffee
[07:27] * @SpeedRcrX is back
[07:28] <@SpeedRcrX> WAIT WAIT Akane
[07:28] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Arrgh what is it
[07:28] <@SpeedRcrX> Have you ever seen someone's life go totally to s[BLEEP]t
[07:28] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Hate to break it to you, but your life has been s[BLEEP]t long before this
[07:28] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm NOT TALKING ABOUT ME
[07:29] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm so old that... I've actually seen someone's almost ENTIRE Life cycle
[07:29] <@SpeedRcrX> Like a caterpillar in a jar, only more f[BLEEP]ked up
[07:29] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> What are you talking about
[07:30] <@SpeedRcrX> Years ago I started watching a TV Sitcom called Full House
[07:31] <@SpeedRcrX> there was this cute little baby there who do s[BLEEP]t like cling to her parent's leg, it was so cute
[07:31] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> uh-huh
[07:31] <@SpeedRcrX> The show ran so long that this kid grew up right before my eyes




[07:32] <@SpeedRcrX> Look
[07:32] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> So what... are you feeling old or something
[07:33] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Or are you feeling Loli and distressed that you'll never get anywhere with her.
[07:33] <@SpeedRcrX> God you're f[BLEEP]king vicious in the morning when you haven't had coffee
[07:33] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Damn right. I have to go to the studio in half an hour ad I have no lead story
[07:34] <@SpeedRcrX> I HAVE ONE FOR YOU and that's what's pissing me off
[07:34] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> I don't want to know about the power of your farts
[07:34] <@SpeedRcrX> My farts are quite pawerful and would make an excellent alternative energy supply but that's not the point
[07:35] <@SpeedRcrX> How's this for a headline: "Warped after years of exposture to Bob Saget, starlet becomes cannibal who feeds on strippers"
[07:36] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> hahahahaah what the f[BLEEP]k
[07:36] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Haruka you need to stop drinking so much in the morning
[07:36] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm not f[BLEEP]king with you
[07:36] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Thank god for that
[07:37] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> considering I'm straight
[07:37] <@SpeedRcrX> Wait, there's nothing between you and Siren?
[07:37] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> ...........................................
[07:37] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
[07:37] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Siren's my RIVAL
[07:38] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> (and my friend)
[07:38] <@SpeedRcrX> Who are you gonna f[BLEEP]k, your enemies?
[07:38] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> I'm STRAIGHT, Haruka.
[07:38] <@SpeedRcrX> I haven't seen you on a date ever
[07:39] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> I'm a world class REPORTER living from deadline to deadline I barely have five hours to myself a day half of which is used for SLEEP. I don't have TIME for romance
[07:39] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> But can we please get back to your cannibal starlet story, if there even IS one




[07:40] <@SpeedRcrX> this is what that kid's become
[07:41] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Holy Hama Chisaki disease, batman
[07:41] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Is she GNAWING on that nasty stripper's LEG?
[07:42] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah the one that resembles Francine from ECW's inevitable future
[07:42] <@SpeedRcrX> And I think that's her sister passed out under the stripper's crotch there
[07:43] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Yeah this will make good page 1 material
[07:43] <@SpeedRcrX> I got this from my friend Zora and it's been f[BLEEP]king me up ever since
[07:43] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Thanks Haruka, you just saved my morning
[07:43] <@SpeedRcrX> DUDE
[07:43] <@SpeedRcrX> You're missing the POINT
[07:43] <@SpeedRcrX> Look at what that kid has evolved to!
[07:45] <@SpeedRcrX> I've lived through the rise and decline of a human being and I'm watching it in front of my eyes
[07:45] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Haruka
[07:45] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> haruka
[07:46] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Hollywood is a sick machine that grinds kids like this up
[07:47] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> They're so used to a fat payday trading off their kidsy looks that when that paycheck dries up, they implode after trying to tart themselves up in a bid to transition to adult star
[07:47] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Unfortunately most become "adult" stars and then fade away
[07:48] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Here these kids are acting up to try and get notoriety and some kind of contract or at least noticed for a movie of the week about their rise and fall
[07:48] <@SpeedRcrX> But still
[07:48] <@SpeedRcrX> It's f[BLEEP]king depressing
[07:49] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Do you believe in any higher power, Haruka?
[07:49] <@SpeedRcrX> huh
[07:49] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Well it occurs to me that if one existed, say the classic all-seeing, all-knowing type
[07:50] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> being all-seeing and all-knowing that being would have to see this happening to BILLIONS upon BILLIONS of people all across the universe all throughout time
[07:51] <@SpeedRcrX> ...
[07:51] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Now imagine if you'd spent all this time making a universe and then, on observing it all you saw was your sweet little kids turning into cannibals who feast on stripper-flesh
[07:53] * @SpeedRcrX starts to think of the things she could do with godly eyes
[07:53] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> You're not Rou KAIOUSHIN
[07:53] <@SpeedRcrX> sorry got distracted
[07:54] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> My point is be glad we're not all dead :P
[07:54] <GERMATOID> I WOULD FIND IT AMUSING TO WATCH THE DEGENERACY OF MY CREATIONS
[07:55] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> You're insane.
[07:55] <GERMATOID> AND
[07:55] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> THAT MEANS you don't COUNT
[07:55] <GERMATOID> WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE WATCHING MTV JACKASS ALL DAY EVERY DAY
[07:56] <@SpeedRcrX> ... Yeah, I'm REALLY glad we're not all dead
[07:56] *** Disconnected
[07:56] *** Fri Jan 05 2007 - LOGGING END ***




 






They'd eat the magazine before they'd pose for it. You know, because they don't get fed and all.

D-Train [e-mail] • 01/06/07 05:41pm

o_O wow, thats deep

i heard they are gonna do playboy soon....

not-so-new-newbie • 01/06/07 03:24am



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